Haley: bro what were you lot doing up there 😟😥
Zander and Luke ,sweaty and tired: uh
15 mins earlier
Zander:yo dude what if we recreated the entirety of of high school miscall while dancing on the bed
Luke,already got a karaoke mic in hand: bet
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Milly: my science headcannon is-
Sean: just say hypothesis like a human being
Milly: no.
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Zander: hang on so like you lot were in a bush, watching us kiss ,videoed it ,and STILL you have no idea why we have trust issues?
Milly,Jake,Haley,Sean: yes yes yes,and now we look at it we have some idea of how those trust issues developed...
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Luke,having a sleepover with Zander
Zander : OH GOD NO DONT RIP OUT YOUR EYES-
Luke: im taking my contacts out
Zander: oh ok then , rip away!!
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Jake,sliding all the stuff off his desk at uni: 🤫😘
Haley: here?!
Jake:
Jake: no I've just always wanted to do that
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Sean, in the cinema: 13 POUMDS TO SEE A MOVIE , WHAT
daisy: Sean it is 3D...
Sean: WHERES MY SENIOR CITIZEN DISCOUNT?!
Daisy : Sean,your only 19-
Sean: IM AN OLD MAN AT HEART 👴
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Saidie,catching up on her English classes: so why does Juliet Jill herself again?
Daisy: because without Romeo she had no reason to live
Sadie: you can tell this play was written by a man-
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Sadie telling fortunes for 1.50 in her room: ah yes,you have a bright future ahead of yo-
Miss Jones: Sadie sweetie dinners ready!!!
Sadie: NOT NOW MA IM PREDICTING PEOPLES SAD FUTURES
Miss Jones: Aaw that's lovely dear ,want it on a tray instead then?
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Just a silly little incorrect quotes section while I plan my oneshot book
Uhm hope you enjoyed!!!