I love writing head canons (if you couldn't tell.)
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- Ocean sucks at being romantic.
- Everyone, like EVERYONE Jane has ever met has asked to touch her hair.
- If Jane is next to any of the choir members, they will play with her hair, Jane loves it.
- Mishca is big on hair care, it's one of the few things he's responsible about.
- Noel cannot physically or mentally stand the feeling of sand in his toes.
- Jane is so frighteningly pale, she looks like a ghost.
- One time Ocean walked in on Noel and Mishca doin the devils tango and she wouldn't look them in the eye for the next few days.
- The choir got Mishca to put on a dress once and he was feelin himself. (He would never admit it of course).
- Noel watches Mishcas YouTube videos on repeat so he can get more views.
- Mishca will brag about it and Noel just smiles and tells him how awesome that is. (Noel's nice sometimes.)
- Noel likes The Dresden Dolls
- Constance talks to her plants.
- When Mishca is upset/annoyed/scared he usually speaks Ukrainian.
- Ocean 100% has a comfort blanket she huddles herself in when she's feeling any negative emotion.
- Jane had a comfort Doll she always hugs when she feels any negative emotion.
- Perfect dolls: Jane fell first, Ocean fell harder. (This could go either way tbh)
- Mishca taught Jane how to play guitar, she is not the best, but she tries.
- When Jane first liked Ocean, she was struggling with being gay and stuff so to release some emotion she wrote To Love a Boy. (Pretend she wrote it and not Maya Hawke, K? K.)
- Ocean is big on skin care, but she always has a pimple or two and she HATES it.
- Mishca always gives himself a brain freeze while drinking a slushy, the choir warns him every time but he just refuses to believe he will get a brain freeze.
- Mishca influenced Jane to do the same.
*Mishca starts chugging his slushy*
"Mishca stop your going to get a brain free-"
*Jane starts doing the same*
"Goddamnit."
- Constance has small stickers on her glasses.
- The whole choir adores Christmas, it's like their favorite day of the year.
- Ricky met a similarly nerdy girl at a convention and they are the cutest couple ever.
- Ricky makes his girlfriend Lego bouquets.
- Noel went through an emo phase when he was 12, the choir still haunts him with the pictures till this day.
- When Jane finally didn't get a weird look from a customer at the Blackwoods Cafe she wouldn't stop talking about it for the rest of the day.
- Mishca loves cartoons.
- If someone is sad they will usually come in Constance's room and lay in her bed or talk with her.
- Mishcas parents are rarely home, but when the choir rarely comes in contact with them, the choir will give them the biggest side eye known to man, ESPECIALLY Noel.
- Ricky will blast 'How bad can I be?' at like 3:00 in the morning, completed oblivious to the fact that people are sleeping. (Stolen hc mwahaha)
- Jane can't be trusted in thrift stores, she will leave with every doll she sees.
- Ocean 100% owns a kaboodle.
- Constance has a collection of tote bags.
- Noel only wears perfume, he refuses to wear cologne.
- Mishca can not solve even the simplest of math problems, his brain just simply will not work when it comes to math.
- One time Ocean Said "Mishca, quick, what's 3 times 3??" And Mishca so confidentially yelled "SIX." Ocean just sighed and walked away.
- Noel simply REFUSES to go into spirit Halloween because of the animatronics that will scare you. He's such a little pussy.
- But the whole choir kinda is, besides Ricky, Ricky is the one activating them to scare the rest of the choir.
- Jane has teeny hands, and they are very soft.
- Jane REFUSES to use the big light in her room, she has led lights, candles, lamps, etc. She's like a little bat.
- Mishca got a 3D pen for Christmas from one of the choir members one year and kept making tiny dicks and putting them EVERYWHERE.
"Mishca.. sweetie. Whys there a penis in the tampon container..?"
- For the people in the Evelyn Evelyn fandom, you can't tell me Eva and Lyn wouldn't be BESTFRIENDS with Jane.
- Ocean is incredibly stingy about money, her parents hardly let her get a job.
- Ocean is a forever swiftie.
- Noel has never thrown away a single flower Mishca has given him. He keeps them all in a box.
- Mishca has his ear pierced.
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I was gunna make it longer but I got the urge to write something else💀
- Laterzz🫶🏻