Not So Sweet~ A Sillie Romanc...

By everwh0re13

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"Love is blind. But in your case, its also deaf, mute, dyslexic, schizophrenic, has a bad heart and moves aro... More

a/n
We all know what happened last time
What happened last time
He knows
She knows
They know
Lying Whore
Elmax
Jake/Sadie
Overthinking?
Call with Paige
NOT AN UPDATE !
Coffee shop
First scene
Bower is back
Birthday
Meet Dylan
Iris Hotel
Bathing suit
Awkward shower
Partridge
Re-do birthday
Mission accomplished
Avoiding her
Road trip
Max's Party: Sadie's Version
Max's Party: Millie's Version
Max's Party: Louis's Version
Maxs Party: Max's Version
Max's Party: Noah's Version
Max's Party: Dylan's Version
NOT AN UPDATE
Good morning
The Not-date pt.1
The Not-date pt.2
Flooded
Trailer Conversation
Dreams
Arguments
Back to school
ET said
Max?
There's two of them
Willow in the closet (Janitors closet)
Under the stars
Meet the Riverdale cast
The dolphin incident
Stuck with you
Juan
MTV awards
Firefly
Natalia&Maya Joseph&Jamie Millie&Sadie
Gaten&Lizzy
Sadie Sink at the sink
On set sleepover
Extracurricular
This is what happens when theres a fire and youre about to die
Caleb's locker (Dont mind the Jane Austen)
Tetrakaidecagon
PTM and animals and stuff
fruits with faces
not millie bobby brown
cocaine empire
sodium and strokes
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NOT AN UPDATE !
Tension (is building)

Forgetting Joe

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Eleven stared the giant demogorgon in front of her while thinking I've done this before, I can do it again.

Max and Ruby ran over to pry open the doors of the inactive elevator. The plan was for them to open the door and eleven would float the demogorgon into the empty elevator.

The demogorgon began running to eleven. She ran around the second floor of the hospital, stalling while Ruby and Max opened the doors. At one point the demogorgon caught up to her. It tried to grab her leg, only to slightly graze it before she scrambled out of its reach. Finally, the doors were open enough for it to fit.

With the last of her strength, eleven lifted the demogorgon and threw it into the elevator. Ruby and Max just managed to close it in time. Right when Ruby signaled it was closed, el dropped to the ground.

Max immediately ran over to her side.

Oh my god El, youre over bleeding." there was a huge scratch all the way down her leg. Max glanced at the pile of blood packs on the table. "Whats your type?

Eleven groaned before answering. blue eyes, red hair, California tan skin

CUT

*****

"That's not the line." Sadie laughed.

"I know." said Millie, pushing herself off the floor so they could start the scene over again.

The new cast member, Max, dusted herself off as well and opened the elevator doors again.

I really don't like Max. Ever since she got here, everyone has been obsessing over her. Like, literally. Sadie's birthday had barely passed when Max started crying about how we missed hers, like, how were we supposed to know it was her birthday?

The worst part is Matt and Ross even gave us a day off in her honor. What the fuck?

So they made a new holiday for a girl that no one's ever met before because they missed her birthday, but no one has even asked me a single question about my own birthday, and I've been with these guys since the first season!

I blame it all on bitchy little Max. I can't believe I also have to pretend to be friends with her. The Duffer brothers could've chosen anybody but her and I'd be happy.

Did my closest friends seriously forget my birthday?

Over some brand new season 5 bitch who doesn't even know Gaten's favorite color! Or Finn's favorite smell. Or Priah' favorite snack.

Green, because it looks good on him; Cigarette smoke becaue it reminds him of his band; if you ask Priah what her favorite snack is, she's going to say 'Me, cause I am a snack'.

A hand tapped my shoulder. "Hey Keery, you good?" Maya asked.

"Fucking peachy." I mumbled.

She laughed softly. "You don't look 'fucking peachy'. You look like you're writing a hit list for a school shootout. Are you okay?"

I stopped staring down Max and turned to Maya. "Is there anything in particular you would like to say to me? I don't know, maybe something that people would only say on this specific day?"

She looked at me, confused. "Joe, I really hope you're not suggesting the world might be ending, are you? Because I'd hate to be friends with a conspiracy nutjob-"

"Oh, so you don't have anything to say to me? Damn, Maya. I thought you were actually person I could trust." I shoved past her and walked away.

~MAX'S POV~

"What's his deal?" I asked Maya after watching Joe storm off.

"I don't know, I think he's on his little man-period or something."

I decided to take a break because this was like, the seventh time we had to re-do this scene and Ross was clearly pissed. But it was funny to watch.

I opened up my texts to see if anyone still cares about me. Surprisingly, Louis Partridge's name was at the top of the list.

Partridge

*1 attatchment

Which curtain should I pick?

Me

What?

Partridge

The photo I sent you

There's two different patterns

Which curtain pattern should my mom pick?

Me

You literally could've asked anyone else on this earth for an opinion, and you asked ME?

Partridge

You're like, the only person in my contacts who has creativity.

Me

Ouch, I felt that for Millie

Wait, WHAT? You think I HAVE creativity?

Partridge

Of coarse you do

You were the only fun person at the hotel

Me

I'm flattered

People have creativity based on their personality

My personality is absolute ground zero

Partridge

No one has ground zero personality

There has to be SOMETHING beneath the surface.

Me

Literally, the closest thing you'll find to personality is opinions

Partridge

Fine, tell me some 'opinions'

Me

...

Well, I think snakes are cool

Partridge

Snakes are super cool

Me

And I like sharp and pointy things

Mostly because sharp and pointy things(like knives) are shiney

Partridge

*they REFLECT light, not SHINE

Me

Whatever, Einstien

Partridge

Einstien didn't discover the theory of light

Me

AS I WAS SAYING, I also really like Taylor Swift because she's awesome and like, who doesnt like Taylor Swift?

And butterflies are really cool

And bears are cool too

And tigers

And horses

And cats

You satisfied yet?

Partridge

No

We're just getting started

JUST TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF

Me

Something like what?

Partridge

I don't know

Something interesting

Me

Well, I have a cat

His name is Karma

I used to have a cat named Lola

But she jumped off a building

Partridge

Uh...?

Cool, I guess

Me

I have a best friend named Conan

He recently got cheated on

Jokes on Conan though, because I told him the guy he was with was no good

Partridge

Lol I said that to Millie when she got with Jake

"Hey, stop sign, you're up." Sadie said, making me take my eyes away from the phone screen

Why did she call me stop sign?

No way I was blushing over texts from stupid Louis fucking Partridge.

No way...

...am I?

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A/N

I'm straight until someone pulls out Taylor Swifts vigilante shit performance from the eras tour

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