Chad-@prettyboychad
Ethan-@prettyboyethan
Mindy-@revisingmylist
Anika-@dumpsterfire
Quinn-@sexpositive
Sam-@therapyqueen
Tara-@tarantula
Wes-@mommasboy
Amber-@amburnt
Liv-@livlaughlove
the gays
mommasboy-guys, I have news
therapyqueen-you've gotten taller?
tarantula-your mom stood up from the dead?
revisingmylist-you found your dad?
amburnt-you're pregnant
mommasboy-what? no. I have a boyfriend!
prettyboyethan-it's not me guys, don't worry (mostly aimed at Chad)
prettyboychad-thank god
dumpsterfire-who is this said boyfriend?
sexpositive-yeah, I wanna know!!
mommasboy-you two wouldn't know who he is
prettyboychad-but we would??
mommasboy-mhm
therapyqueen-who is it??
mommasboy-promise you won't be mad or kill me?
amburnt-can't promise the no killing part
tarantula-who is it??
mommasboy-should I just send a picture...
sexpositive-yes
sexpositive-I wanna judge him
prettyboyethan-that's what she's the best at, judging people
mommasboy-promise you guys won't kill me
revisingmylist-no promises
mommasboy-
mommasboy-...
prettyboyethan-he looks racist
sexpositive-he looks like he would hate crime you for liking men even though you guys are together
dumpsterfire-idk, they seem cute together, maybe he's nicer than he looks
prettyboychad-VINCE?!
prettyboychad-YOU'RE DATING VINCE?!
amburnt-I THOUGHT THE BITCH WAS DEAD
revisingmylist-him being dead is the least of my worries
revisingmylist-HE'S GAY?!
revisingmylist-HE LIKES DICK?!
mommasboy-yup :)
revisingmylist-DIDN'T HE HATE CRIME YOU FOR LIKING DICK?!
mommasboy-yeah...
tarantula-honestly, happy for you Wes, glad you're happy
mommasboy-thank you, Tara :)
tarantula-of course :)
therapyqueen-are we forgetting that Vince bullied Wes??
mommasboy-enemies to lovers <33
tarantula-it's a cute love trope
therapyqueen-not surprising coming from you since you're dating someone that tried to kill you AND your friends
tarantula-she was just feeling a bit silly at the time
prettyboyethan-I am happy for Wes but he does look a little sketchy, just be careful
revisingmylist-yeah, what the bottom said
prettyboyethan-I'm not a bottom
prettyboychad-BAHAHAHAH
prettyboychad-love, that's the funniest thing you've ever said
prettyboyethan-what the fuck :(
prettyboychad-I love you :)
prettyboyethan-I love you too ig :/
sexpositive-look who made up
prettyboyethan-we had a really good talk about the situation
dumpsterfire-HOW DID IT GO??
prettyboyethan-we made up
prettyboychad-and made out
therapyqueen-make up, make out, same thing
tarantula-is that how you and Quinn resolve a fight?
sexpositive-no comment
revisingmylist-glad you two are no longer in your weird predivorce stage @prettyboychad @prettyboyethan
revisingmylist-are you guys officially talking now?
prettyboychad-we are!
tarantula-THANK GOD
therapyqueen-FINALLY!!
mommasboy-WOOO!!
sexpositive-I'm an Ethan and Chad apologist again
prettyboychad-QUINN'S A CHAD APOLOGIST AGAIN!!
prettyboychad-this is a good day for the Chad community
amburnt-this is a terrible day for the Amber community
sexpositive-shut up
therapyqueen-choke
revisingmylist-I hope you get lit on fire again
tarantula-be nice to her
mommasboy-no.
therapyqueen-I just wanna know how Wes and Vince got together
revisingmylist-I was wondering that
mommasboy-uh so funny story, him and I were in a movie together and had to play lovers. we actually ended up catching feelings after getting over the fact we hate each other. he asked me on a date, we kept hanging out, and then he made it official yesterday :)
sexpositive-I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I SAID ABOUT HIM
prettyboychad-maybe I don't hate him that much
tarantula-that's actually so cute!!
revisingmylist-Vince is still on my watch list
therapyqueen-I'm glad you're happy, Wes, but if he fucks up, I will stab him 22 times and slit his throat
mommasboy-warning him rn
tarantula-the Loomis came out for a second
therapyqueen-die
A/N-updating today cuz i'll be out of town this weekend