The daily test on the first day was a disaster.
As soon as Xie Lan took out his test paper from the kraft paper bag, his heart fell into Ah Bi.
Ringing the bell to close the paper, Dou Sheng glanced at his large blank answer sheet, lost in thought.
Xie Lan handed the answer sheet to Li Yuening, trying to ignore the surprised look in his eyes.
"Did the old horse say where he was during the provincial training?"
Dou Sheng thought for a while, "There seems to be only one teacher's lounge in this building."
Xie Lan picked up his schoolbag and walked out when he heard the words, "Go block him."
Che Ziming yelled from behind: "Hey, where are you two going? Do you want to have a skewer?!"
What kind of skewer. Xie Lan walked angrily, someone secretly replaced his Ascension Mind Method with a Violent Death Guide, who would he reason with.
Sure enough, Lao Ma was sitting in the lounge writing lesson plans.
Xie Lan knocked on the door, and when he looked up, he was amused, "Come to my teacher to inquire about the crime?"
"My papers are different from everyone else's," Xie Lan said.
Lao Ma unscrewed the thermos cup with a smile, took a sip of hot water, "How is the daily test, how many of the fifteen questions have you finished?"
Xie Lan was about to sue, but he hissed again, "I reckon...you should be able to finish one-third of the work on the first day? Can you make one-third of it?"
"..." Xie Lan slammed the brakes on his words, and couldn't help frowning, "What third, I obviously finished seven."
Out of the corner of his eye, Dou Sheng turned his head towards the direction outside the window.
Xie Lan turned her head and saw him slightly raised the corners of his lips.
The old horse said with emotion: "It's amazing. If you do it like this, I believe you will be able to fully adapt to running with sandbags soon. I really saw you right."
"It's useless to praise me." Xie Lan frowned and paused, "Today's questions are too outrageous, how can there be such a test?"
"The previous questions are indeed a bit exaggerated. I'm not good at detours, and I'm still groping, and I will slowly solve them in a fresh and natural way." Lao Ma said, flipping through the information on the table, "I have drawn Together with Teacher Qin, we both studied, trying to improve your reading ability as soon as possible."
Dou Sheng raised his eyebrows in surprise when he heard this, and glanced back at the lesson plans on the table.
Xie Lan also looked over, the left side of the lesson plan was a pile of competition papers, and Lao Ma was trying to expand the question on the lesson plan.
The original aggressiveness can't be vented all of a sudden.
He stood in front of the table for a long time, and sighed speechlessly and helplessly.
"Forget it, the teacher has worked hard, I'll go first."
The old horse smiled and asked: "Are you very resistant to doing these questions?"
"No." Xie Lan paused for a moment, instead of looking at the tree shadows in the night outside the window, he whispered after a long time: "It's just a little embarrassing."
On the way back to the dormitory, Xie Lan was depressed and silent.
Out of the corner of his eye, his and Dou Sheng's faces rose and fell as they walked in the GoPro lens.
Dou Sheng is talking casually to the camera: "Today is the first day of the closed provincial training for the mathematics competition and the person I like, Xie Lan. From morning to night, people are exhausted. gone."
"He is not very happy, because the teacher made a small fuss, he can't understand the questions, and he looks very embarrassed."
Dou Sheng sighed quietly at the camera, "My boyfriend is kind of cute when he's depressed."
Hearing this, Xie Lan raised his eyes and looked over, his helpless face was reflected in the camera, "Do you want to make this video in VLOG format?"
Dou Sheng hummed, "The daily life of a young couple is the deadliest."
"Um......"
But I always felt that it was a bit too much. I don't know how everyone reacted when the video was sent out, and what Aunt Zhao's reaction was.
Xie Lan sighed, looked at the dim and blurred silhouettes of the two in the camera, and then turned to look at the sky, "It's so boring."
After a gust of wind, Dou Sheng casually grabbed a sycamore leaf on a tree branch, and muttered: "Don't let it rain, those people who buy supper will be slapped on the road by the rain."
It does seem to be raining.
The air was stuffy and damp, sticking to the skin like a pot of porridge that couldn't be stirred. The black lights are blind, the wind blows the sycamore leaves all over the school
There was a crackling sound, and the flowers and leaves of the sycamore tree blown down by the wind swirled in the night.
Xie Lan returned to the dormitory and immediately packed up his bathing things, intending to finish washing quickly and return to his world of cultivating immortals.
Dou Sheng asked, "You wash first?"
Since becoming a boyfriend, Dou Sheng and him have always tacitly staggered showers, even if there are free cubicles.
Xie Lan hummed, "I will as soon as possible."
"No hurry." Dou Sheng pulled the chair and sat down, "It's a little rainy outside, I'll ask them if they need to pick it up."
Xie Lan hummed, and walked out with the washbasin in her arms.
A heavy rain is coming, and the doors of the dormitories on this floor where no one lives are unlocked all the year round, and the door frames are banged on by the draft wind, one after another.
The students from other cities who came to the province for training are not in this building, there should only be these six boys from Class 4 in the whole building, and only he and Dou Sheng are back.
Xie Lan entered the bathroom, hung the towel on the suspender as a door curtain, and turned on the faucet to take a shower in the small cubicle.
Huge splashes of water splashed down his head, he squeezed the shampoo in his palm, rubbed foam on his head, and bent over to rinse under the water.
With eyes closed, in the darkness, I suddenly heard the filament above my head ringing twice.
Xie Lan didn't take it seriously, and didn't open his eyes until he brushed his head several times carefully.
black.
The hot water was still pouring on him, but there was a sense of silence in the bathroom. If you listened carefully, you could still hear the sound of the water pipe going down and running.
He fumbled to turn off the water from the faucet, lifted the towel and took a look outside.
The bathroom outside was also dark, and beyond that, there was no light under the outer door, and the hallway was cut off.
Alas, bad luck.
Xie Lan retracted speechlessly, fumbled for the bottle of shower gel in the basin, trying to wash it out quickly.
It was dark, and I couldn't see where I had shower gel on my body, and where I hadn't, and my palms were slippery everywhere I touched it, so I could only make do with it.
After Xie Lan finished showering, she straightened up and was about to touch the faucet when she heard footsteps approaching from outside.
He made a move.
"Xie Lan?" Dou Sheng's low voice sounded, "Are you there?"
Xie Lan breathed a sigh of relief, "Well, what's wrong?"
Across a bath towel, Dou Sheng stood still outside, hesitated for a while before saying: "The power is out."
"Yeah. I know."
Dou Sheng paused, "I'm afraid you're afraid, so I'm here to look for you."
Xie Lan could vaguely discern the outline of someone's calf and feet under the towel, and said, "I'm not afraid, I'll go back after washing."
"good."
Someone said yes, but didn't leave.
Xie Lan turned around and put his hand on the faucet, and repeated: "I'll go back after washing."
"Okay." Dou Sheng said again.
Still not going.
Thinking about it, Xie Lan suddenly understood, "You are not afraid of being alone in the room, are you?"
The water room was quiet, and Dou Sheng was subtly silent for a while, sighing.
"Why don't you try?" He muttered speechlessly, "There is no sound or light in the whole corridor, it's raining outside, the wind is blowing the door and making noises back and forth, and there is an echo from the water room at the end of the corridor."
Xie Lan couldn't help but said, "That's not an echo, it's the sound of a water pipe."
"Who knows if it's a water pipe or a ghost." Dou Sheng took a breath, "Hurry up, I'll wait for you outside."
Take it.
Xie Lan heard the footsteps going out, suddenly lowered his voice, and asked in a very low and cold voice, "Then don't you wonder what I am?"
"..."
Dou Sheng's voice suddenly rose, "Student Xie Lan, if you want your boyfriend to treat you well, you can continue to mess around!"
Xie Lan didn't understand in one breath, coughed twice, and said with a smile: "Hurry up and get out."
He turned on the faucet again and flushed the water. Dou Sheng went to the bathroom outside. Hearing the sound, he was going in the opposite direction from the door, to the balcony.
Through a wall, he called, "Xie Lan?"
Xie Lanwu
Nai, "Here."
His mouth was impatient, but he still moved in a hurry. Quickly took out the toothbrush from the toothcup, but the toothpaste couldn't be squeezed out at all, it took a long time to get to the bristles, and then stuffed it into the mouth in a panic.
With a bang, a thunderstorm outside completely covered the sound of the water in an instant.
"Xie Lan?"
With a mouthful of toothpaste in his mouth, Xie Lan raised his voice and said, "Here it is!"
Dou Sheng sighed outside, and muttered dissatisfiedly, "The broken school caught up with the provincial training and the power went out, and they didn't even say hello. Who are you trying to scare to death?"
Xie Lan brushed her teeth quickly and didn't return to him. Dou Sheng waited for a while, then started talking to himself again.
The kind talking to GoPro.
"Friends, the dormitory has a power outage right now. I guess this recording is completely black. It's okay. Just talk to me."
"The whole building is just me and Xie Lan, and now he is taking a shower in the shower room inside, and I'm waiting for him outside. Can you hear the sound of water?"
"Well, don't ask why you waited for him. He is timid and afraid. My boyfriend has to accompany and coax him."
In the dark, Xie Lan rolled his eyes while spitting bubbles.
Dou Sheng possessed some kind of miraculous professionalism, and after speaking a few words to the camera, his tone softened, and his old lazy tone returned.
"Oh, right, I guess I'm the only one lucky enough to wait for Xie Lan to take a shower outside. There's no way, after all, is he a boyfriend? This is the privilege of a boyfriend."
"My boyfriend is a bit slow in taking a shower. It's been ten minutes and he still hasn't come out." He sighed softly, "What a young master."
"The barrage must be complaining that I have a boyfriend in every sentence, so I will. I don't like to watch forks."
"It's still raining heavily outside, I wanted to go downstairs and buy him a Coke, but who would have thought..."
Before the words fell, there was a bang! Another thunder.
"Damn it!!"
slap--
Xie Lan turned off the water, choked and shouted: "The GoPro is not broken, is it?"
Dou Sheng's voice was still in shock: "I can't see clearly! The indicator light is still recording, and the screen feels a little tingly...I'm really convinced, why is there still thunderstorms?"
Xie Lan: "..."
He quickly rinsed his mouth, turned off the faucet, pulled off the bath towel and wiped his body while VLOG in his head--
Audience friends, have you seen the one outside? I can't be dragged at ordinary times, parents, teachers, friends and fans are not afraid at all, and they are lazy and fearless wherever they go. In fact, they are as timid as beans, afraid of the dark and ghosts, and tremble when thunder is struck. .
This is my boyfriend.
The real kind of boyfriend, even though he's currently doing a dementia campaign of pretending to have a boyfriend.
Xie Lan quickly cleaned himself up, and was about to stuff the towel into the washbasin, when he raised his eyes, he suddenly saw a familiar figure leaning against the door frame.
It was dark, and only the outline could be seen, but that outline was familiar enough.
His heart trembled, knowing that the other party couldn't see anything, but the roots of his ears burned uncontrollably.
"What are you doing?" Xie Lanqiang asked calmly.
Dou Sheng said in a low voice, "Seeing that you haven't made a sound for a long time, let's take a look... Cough, I'll wait outside."
He turned and went out as he spoke.
Footsteps stepped on the floor tiles of the water room, making a little sound. Xie Lan heard the footsteps and went out, obviously in the dark, but he seemed to be able to imagine the slender figure in front of his eyes.
He closed his eyes, and his Adam's apple moved slightly.
It's a boyfriend.
After a long time, he fumbled and put on pajama pants, only wearing a vest on his upper body, and came out with the basin in his arms.
The smell of shampoo filled his nostrils. He came out of the shower and was about to call someone when his wrist was suddenly grabbed.
As if he had some kind of secret premonition, Xie Lan put his hand on someone's waist, took two steps back, and pressed his back against the cool tiled wall of the bathroom.
In the dark and quiet, Dou Sheng held Xie Lan's slender neck and kissed him. The hair stained with water was rubbed between the cheeks of the two, the whole corridor was empty, only the sound of rain and the sound of wind passing through the hall in the distance, the sound of sucking was heard in the empty space.
There is a faint echo in the water room.
Xie Lan's breathing gradually increased, and Dou Sheng's five fingers were between his hair, holding the back of his head.
After a long time, Xie Lan pushed him with difficulty breathing, and he let go, leaned in and bit the tip of Xie Lan's ear lightly.
The skin on the ears is fair and thin, leaving marks easily. Take a bite and have to cover your hair a little bit tomorrow.
Xie Lan blushed, surrounded by Dou Sheng's arms, and whispered in the dark: "GoPro."
"It's closed early." Dou Sheng pressed his forehead against his forehead, and there was a faint magnetism in his voice, "The real thing can't be put in the fake video, and the fans are still making money."
Xie Lan didn't say a word, he stayed away in the narrow space between Dou Sheng and the wall, trying to let the draft blowing in from the door blow away those red-faced restlessness.
However, at that moment, his slightly panting voice suddenly stopped.
At the door of the bathroom, the drenched car stood there stupidly, the flash of the mobile phone swayed towards the wall behind him, avoiding the bathroom in a panic, the leaked light revealed his stunned expression.
Dou Sheng circled Xie Lan stiffly, and after a while, he got up slowly.
He raised his hand to smooth out the messy hair that Xie Lan had rumpled, then turned his head and rolled his eyelids at Che Ziming, "Is it raining outside?"
"..."
Under the watchful eyes of the two, Che Ziming's mouth slowly expanded into a big 0.
"you......"
Dou Sheng wrote lightly: "The moon is dark and the wind is high, and there is no one in a hundred miles."
"..."
Che Ziming shut his mouth abruptly, and Xie Lan could almost hear the click of his upper and lower teeth.
He held back for a long time, like a swarm of bees in his throat, he hesitated to speak, and then prophesied, his expression was so distorted that Xie Lan wanted to help him get through the second vein of Ren and Du.
As if a century had passed, Che Ziming finally said, "Fuck, you guys are too fake to make a fucking video, aren't you? A national second-level actor. Awesome... awesome..."
This step is terrible, he himself couldn't continue after he said it, and laughed dryly, "Hahaha the problem is that the black light and blind fire can't be recorded fucking, and it can't be played after recording, ah ha ha ha woo woo woo woo......"
Xie Lan: "..."
Che Ziming was drenched all over, and burst into tears while laughing, squatting down and hugging his body that was ruthlessly drenched by the rain.
"God! Give me back my eyes that haven't seen all this, give me back my two brothers who were straighter than the sycamore tree outside the school gate yesterday!"
Xie Lan was deeply shocked.
The panic and anxiety that surged in his heart were suppressed by this shock, he tore off Dou Sheng's clothes, and whispered: "Is he really crying?"
Dou Sheng hummed, "It's always been like this, and the mood swings are relatively large. Before the little black cat was pregnant for the first time, he also cried, so it doesn't make sense."
"..."
Xie Lan sighed.
Dou Sheng walked to the door and glanced out of the corridor, "Did you come back alone, what about them? Did no one see it?"
"No." Che Ziming gritted his teeth to endure the momentary emotional breakdown, and temporarily stopped crying, "Everyone was stopped at the barbecue shop by the heavy rain. I lost in rock-paper-scissors, so I ran back and took an umbrella to them."
Dou Sheng snorted, lifted him up by the collar, and made him stand upright. "Then go, don't talk nonsense, you know."
Che Ziming nodded vigorously, "I haven't fucking figured it out myself, how could I tell others. You two...fuck...I really fucked, I..."
Dou Sheng paused, "Do you mind this?"
Che Ziming hadn't finished fucking yet, his tongue twitched, "Huh?"
"I ask if you mind this." Dou Sheng's tone was light, "Xie Lan and I are serious, very serious. If you mind this, we will stay away from you in the future."
"Fuck!" Che Ziming went crazy, "It's gone straight, I can't even keep friends with two fucking bends?!"
"...If you want to keep it, you can keep it." Dou Sheng sighed in a low voice, "Let's go, I will pick up people with an umbrella with you."
"I'll go too." Hearing this, Xie Lan followed, passed by Che Ziming, endured and endured, and still couldn't help but whispered: "Actually... the sycamore tree outside the school gate is probably the most crooked in the whole of England." It almost fell to the ground."
Che Ziming: "...?"
"Oh." Xie Lan sighed.
"The two of us have been in the dormitory... for so long, Dai You and Wang Gou didn't notice it, but you ran into it instead."
"You are a bit miserable."