Chad-@prettyboychad
Ethan-@prettyboyethan
Mindy-@revisingmylist
Anika-@dumpsterfire
Quinn-@sexpositive
Sam-@therapyqueen
Tara-@tarantula
Wes-@mommasboy
Amber-@amburnt
Liv-@livlaughlove
the gays
tarantula-guys, I miss Wes
revisingmylist-I also miss Wes
prettyboychad-I feel like him and Ethan would get along
revisingmylist-as long as he doesn't fake flirt with you like he did in high school, they would get along
prettyboychad-I forgot about that 😭 Liv would get so pissed, she would throw a tantrum for a week
tarantula-Wes and Ethan would get along, they're both white, they're both obsessed with animated movies, and they're both bottoms
revisingmylist-bottom Wes is kinda hard to believe
therapyqueen-someone add Wes
tarantula-he better not flirt with Chad tho cus Ethan will get jealous and then they won't become friends
prettyboyethan-who the hell is Wes?
sexpositive-add him, I wanna meet him
amburnt-I hate Wes, he should've died, I STABBED HIM IN THE NECK
prettyboychad-you weren't even the one to stab him, Richie was!
*tarantula added mommasboy to the chat*
mommasboy-hello??
therapyqueen-WES!
mommasboy-SAM!!
mommasboy-I've missed you!!
therapyqueen-I've missed you too!!
tarantula-hi Wessss!!
mommasboy-Taraaaa
revisingmylist-I've missed your gay ass
mommasboy-I've missed my favorite lesbian :)
prettyboychad-hey Wes
mommasboy-Chad, hi!
dumpsterfire-who added the mommas boy to the chat
dumpsterfire-his mom is probably the type to get jealous of his girlfriend, or in his case, boyfriend
tarantula-cut him some slack, his mom is dead
dumpsterfire-I am so fucking sorry
dumpsterfire-I didn't mean that, oh my god, I'm sorry
mommasboy-it's okay, you didn't know
mommasboy-fuck Amber for killing her
mommasboy-good thing she's dead tho
therapyqueen-you seeee
prettyboychad-about thatttt
mommasboy-what?
tarantula-you seeee
revisingmylist-what had happened was
amburnt-hey wessy boy
mommasboy-HOW THE FUCK IS HER ASS STILL ALIVE?!
therapyqueen-we all asked the same thing
revisingmylist-except Tara
sexpositive-Tara is dating Amber
mommasboy-what.
mommasboy-the.
mommasboy-fuck.
prettyboychad-that was my exact reaction Wes, my exact reaction
prettyboyethan-just one question for Wes
mommasboy-yes?
prettyboyethan-who the fuck are you and what the fuck do you look like?
revisingmylist-this could either be the start of a beautiful friendship or a terrible beef
prettyboychad-we'll find out on the next episode of dragon ball z
revisingmylist-die.
mommasboy-wellll, I'm 19, I'm in theater, and I like animated films
prettyboyethan-favorite animated movie?
mommasboy-any of the minions movie
prettyboyethan-I LOVE YOU
prettyboyethan-WE'RE BESTIES NOW
mommasboy-WOOOO!!!
sexpositive-I wanna know what he looks like?
prettyboyethan-why? so you can fuck him?
sexpositive-we both know who I want
prettyboyethan-I just thought that since you're a whore that you'd still want to fuck him
sexpositive-I'm not a whore but I think you should become one since your love life is so fucking confusing
prettyboyethan-might have to at this point
prettyboyethan-Wes, you down to fuck?
mommasboy-lowkey..
tarantula-I think we worried about the wrong person...
prettyboychad-Wes, if you touch him I will cut your dick off
mommasboy-woah there
mommasboy-are Chad and Ethan together?
tarantula-nope
sexpositive-nah
therapyqueen-no
mommasboy-then why is Chad acting like that?
sexpositive-their relationship is more confusing than a sudoku puzzle
revisingmylist-Chad is very protective of Ethan and won't let anyone else flirt with him but then claims they're just friends and that he doesn't like him
dumpsterfire-he's so oblivious to his own feelings that it's embarrassing
mommasboy-sounds like Chad's playing with Ethan's feelings...
prettyboyethan-🧍♀️🧍♀️
amburnt-thats why Ethan should be with me instead :)
prettyboychad-we're not doing this again today
amburnt-then stop being stupid
sexpositive-I still wanna know what Wes looks like
mommasboy-okay, let me find a photo or two
dumpsterfire-is he gonna be hot or nerdy?
sexpositive-maybe he's gonna be hot AND nerdy
prettyboyethan-we already know he's cool, he likes the minions
sexpositive-Ethan found his life long friend
prettyboyethan-I did :)
dumpsterfire-I thought I was your life long friend :(
prettyboyethan-don't worry, you still are :)
mommasboy-
sexpositive-holy shit..
therapyqueen-don't you dare say anything
sexpositive-yes ma'am
tarantula-has Wes always been this hot?
revisingmylist-LITERALLY!
revisingmylist-and I like women
dumpsterfire-I gotta agree with you
prettyboyethan-wait
prettyboyethan-he's so fucking hot
mommasboy-thanks pretty boy
mommasboy-what do you look like tho?
sexpositive-ETHAN
sexpositive-SEND A PHOTO!
prettyboychad-you better not
revisingmylist-someonesss jealousssss
prettyboyethan-okay :)
prettyboyethan-
mommasboy-holy fuck, I want him
tarantula-new ship?
sexpositive-I think so :)
prettyboychad-no
prettyboyethan-THEN MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND
prettyboyethan-DO YOU WANT ME OR NOT?!
prettyboychad-uhh..
prettyboyethan-forget it
prettyboyethan-Wes, come pick me up
mommasboy-on my way
therapyqueen-ooooo
dumpsterfire-the drama has started
prettyboychad-shut up
A/N-I <3 Quinn sm