"𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐇, 𝐘𝐎𝐔!" 𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐩𝐚 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

crackfic bc why not

YoU aNd NaGiHoE wErE pLaYiNg fIvE fiNgErS in mY aSs WhEn He AsKeD "hey baba grill to cook my barbecue" UWU HE SO HOT
"yes dadi"
"miu said when you play five fingers in my ass at 3am it will make gay soma appear"
"OMG LET TRY"
*3am*
"Ok I loaded five fi-" (WRITER STOP IT WITH THE FNAF JOKES)
but den gay soma appear
"wusgood biatch"
"who is you uwu"
"NO BABA GRILL"
"I am gay some"