Chad-@prettyboychad
Ethan-@prettyboyethan
Mindy-@revisingmylist
Anika-@dumpsterfire
Quinn-@sexpositive
Sam-@therapyqueen
Tara-@tarantula
Wes-@mommasboy
Amber-@amburnt
Liv-@livlaughlove
the gays
revisingmylist-just a heads up, Ethan and Anika got drunk together
prettyboychad-they're very drunk
revisingmylist-them drunk together is scary
prettyboychad-they get in SO much trouble
sexpositive-glad you're the one dealing with Ethan this time and not me
prettyboychad-oh god, what is that supposed to mean?
sexpositive-he gets VERY giggly, talkative, and bold, very bold
sexpositive-he's also very horny when drunk
sexpositive-I only know that because he told me it one day
amburnt-and why did he tell you about that? it's weird, he's your brother
revisingmylist-siblings around the same age talk about things like that, you wouldn't get it, you're an only child
amburnt-well, have fun Chadddd
tarantula-I know you've been looking forward to this moment, Chad
prettyboychad-kill yourself
prettyboychad-both of you
therapyqueen-guess he's been hanging around Mindy too much, starting to act like her
prettyboychad-your user says you're the therapy queen but you're just the queen of scaring your therapist's away
tarantula-LMAOOO
sexpositive-don't do too much now
revisingmylist-when the gays defend each other 😍
sexpositive-shut up.
therapyqueen-shut up.
prettyboychad-shut up.
dumpsterfire-heyyyyy guyssss
revisingmylist-prepare for chaos y'all
amburnt-'y'all'
prettyboyethan-I'm so sleepy
amburnt-go to sleep then 🙄
sexpositive-this is a new side of drunk Ethan, what the fuck happened to him?
prettyboychad-oh, don't let him fool you, he was all of the other types of drunk Ethan until a few minutes ago
revisingmylist-he was explaining the plots of all of the minions movies to Chad for 20 minutes straight
prettyboychad-I now know the plots of the whole franchise without even watching it
sexpositive-Ethan's going to make you watch them with him soon
sexpositive-surprised he hasn't already
prettyboyethan-i love the minions
prettyboychad-I know baby
dumpsterfire-LET'S PARTYYY
revisingmylist-no, you've already partied enough
prettyboychad-yeah, you lit a fire in my trashcan
therapyqueen-took her username too seriously
sexpositive-SAM-
tarantula-that was actually funny
dumpsterfireJFBJDNDJSJSBABSHHAHAHABFSJDBJSNSBSJKDBBSSJBSJSHSBSAKNEESLAPPER
tarantula-someone take her phone
prettyboyethan-i'm so tired
amburnt-GO TO SLEEP THEN
tarantula-be nice to him
amburnt-no
prettyboychad-be nice to him or I'll have Gale light you on fire again :)
amburnt-I'm sorry for being mean to Ethan
prettyboyethan-sleepy
prettyboyethan-so sleepy
sexpositive-'prettyboyethan'? more like 'sleepyboyethan'
prettyboychad-guys, Ethan fell asleep
therapyqueen-already?
amburnt-thank god
prettyboychad-Amber, I swear to god
amburnt-sorry
sexpositive-how did you get him to go to sleep so fast?
revisingmylist-all he had to do was lay in bed with him and boom, Ethan was asleep
dumpsterfire-GAY GAY GAY GHY GSY GDY DHDU HAY KAY IDHDJBD
tarantula-I think it's Anika's turn to get some sleep
revisingmylist-be back soon, have to try to drag a drunk Anika from Chad's apartment to my apartment
sexpositive-GOODDD LUCKKK!!
revisingmylist-thank you, I'm going to need it
therapyqueen-getting high > getting drunk
revisingmylist-amen to that
tarantula-I thought you were taking Anika home?
revisingmylist-she needed to pee first
sexpositive-I used to be a bartender believe it or not
prettyboychad-oh, I believe it, you make some good ass drinks
sexpositive-thank you, Chad :)
prettyboychad-no problem
therapyqueen-how were you a bartender, you're only 20?
sexpositive-shhhhh, it's a secret
prettyboychad-Ethan is such a cute sleeper
prettyboychad-please don't call me a creep
amburnt-creep
tarantula-creep
therapyqueen-creep
prettyboychad-i hate you guys
sexpositive-guys, really? I think it's cute that Chad thinks Ethan's a cute sleeper
tarantula-you probably watch Sam sleep
sexpositive-not confirming nor denying
amburnt-you basically just confirmed it you creep
therapyqueen-we sometimes share a bed, it's not that creepy, it's not like she just walks into my room and looks at me sleeping
revisingmylist-I'm NEVER letting Anika drink that much again
prettyboychad-what happened?
revisingmylist-she started sobbing on the sidewalk because I wouldn't take her to waffle house, she gave a whole speech about Frank Ocean, and talked about how she's convinced Tyler, the creator and A$ap Rocky have fucked
prettyboychad-I LOVE FRANK OCEAN
tarantula-we know
sexpositive-Tyler and Rocky have definitely fucked
prettyboychad-there's no way they haven't
therapyqueen-drunk Anika is onto something
amburnt-Chad, have you and Ethan fucked before??
sexpositive-oooo, I wanna know this
prettyboychad-not yet
*deleted message*
prettyboychad-no
tarantula-I saw that first message
sexpositive-what message??
prettyboychad-no you didn't
tarantula-stop gaslighting me
prettyboychad-I'm not gaslighting you
tarantula-yes you are
prettyboychad-no I'm not
tarantula-die
prettyboychad-I'm going to sleep now, I feel bad for not cuddling Ethan
sexpositive-yeah, go cuddle my brother right now
prettyboychad-yes ma'am
A/N-second chapter is complete, hope you guys enjoy.
word count-823