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lennon marlowe . . . john lennon
thea beckett . . . ho(thea)d 🧯
harper adler . . . harp 🎶
margot wilson . . . magpie
vincent hudson . . . 50 cent
harvey wallace . . . harry houdini 🪄
anya murphy . . . murphmallow
john lennon
what's everyone been up to?
i miss you all 😭😭
murphmallow
thinking about you ;)
harry houdini 🪄
u is a good letter
ho(thea)d 🧯
harry you're so stupid . . .
it is not a good letter 'z' is
clearly better
harp 🎶
i've been thinking about if i've
ever seen a pigeon with the same
birthday as me
magpie
you've been spending too much
time with harry
ho(thea)d 🧯
i've been planning a funeral
john lennon
WHAT?!?! who died!??!?
ho(thea)d 🧯
haven't decided yet 😌
50 cent
what have WE been up to?!
the real question is what have you
and elijah been up to?!?!?
actually, i should say 'what has been
going on with you and elijah'?
magpie
i second that question
john lennon
😀 nothing wdym
magpie
john lennon
murphmallow
the flirting has seemed to increase
to a level above friendly
50 cent
was it ever friendly? 🤨
john lennon
i came here to talk to you guys
harp 🎶
you're on tour with a band whose
lead singer is flirting with you and
you'd rather hear about how i've
watched kung fu panda six times in
the past week?
john lennon
yes now tell me more :)
murphmallow
so have you made out with
him yet?
john lennon
was it the first or second
kung fu panda?
harp 🎶
first!
magpie
stop avoiding the question!!!
john lennon
i'm not avoiding it i just don't
know how to answer it !!!!
i have no idea what's going
on okay!!!!
50 cent
but there IS something?!
john lennon
. . . i think so
i can't tell 😔
harp 🎶
50 cent
can't tell? be serious rn
magpie
wait so you do like him?
ho(thea)d 🧯
does she like him? that's such a
dumb question
but you're hot that it's okay
to say dumb things
john lennon
he kinda makes it impossible
to not like him
he's just so aaaaahhhhh ya know
ho(thea)d 🧯
i like women so no i don't know
john lennon
like yesterday i was making him
watch twilight with me and he was
playing with my hair!! like he leaves
me no other choice but to fall in love
with him 😭😭
magpie
so why exactly haven't you
made with him yet??
john lennon
because i don't know if he wants
to make out with me
harp 🎶
are you forgetting that he took
you to build a bear?!
50 cent
there is literally a zero percent
chance that he doesn't and i got
an A* in maths
harry houdini 🪄
i got a U!
harp 🎶
harry baby don't brag about that
and also completely off topic
harry houdini 🪄
but we were talking about math
murphmallow
we're talking about elijah and
lenny making out harry!
harry houdini 🪄
they made out? finallly thank god
murphmallow
have you not been reading
the chat??
50 cent
murphy you know he can't read
don't be mean
harry houdini 🪄
magpie
you literally just said he watched
twilight for you a man does not sit
through that purely for fun
john lennon
but he said he had fun
magpie
BECAUSE HE WAS WATCHING
IT WITH YOU
john lennon
or maybe he just really like twilight!!
anyway until he tells me that he's in
love with me can we go back to talking
about you guys??
magpie
it'd be way easier to just talk to him
but i guess we can move on as long as
you keep us updated and don't make
yourself upset by not talking to him
about your feelings
john lennon
deal :)
50 cent
okay so we made a new friend!!
john lennon
really? you guys?
murphmallow
what beatle said
50 cent
don't sound so suprised we're great
people to be friends with
ho(thea)d 🧯
i tried my best to scare her off
but she wasn't phased about me
talking about murder :/
harp 🎶
and harry tried to scare her off by taking about minions and pitbull
50 cent
i think she was more scared
by that then thea
harry houdini 🪄
i want trying to scare her?
harp 🎶
oh 😀
john lennon
i repeat you guys made a
new friend?
the same people talking about
minions, pitbull and murder?
50 cent
we're great people to be friends
with . . . except thea, she's awful
ho(thea)d 🧯
awww thank you 😌
harry houdini 🪄
she's called erin!!
murphmallow
oh fuck you guys got HER to
be friends with YOU
also what tf is harry wearing
harry houdini 🪄
i've got major swag 😁
harp 🎶
justin bieber level swag 🫶
50 cent
hot people attract hot people
what can i say 😌😌
john lennon
she's so pretty!! omg i love her
magpie
you haven't even met her
john lennon
so?? i still love her 😌
ho(thea)d 🧯
it's so gay rn and im so happy
50 cent
well you'll meet her soon because
she's coming to the manchester
show with us!! :)
john lennon
yayayayay !!!!! :D
magpie
and she likes taylor swift
john lennon
she's perfect ✋😭 how did you guys
meet such a perfect person?
harry houdini 🪄
i mayyyybee kinda stole her
phone 😁
murphmallow
excuse me? what?
harp 🎶
add the word accidentally next
time harry!
harry houdini 🪄
*i accidentally stole her phone
her phone case is pink and mine
doesn't have a case so it was very
confusing
50 cent
we returned it when he realised
and then we just got talking 🤷♂️
john lennon
poor girl you guys terrorised her
ho(thea)d 🧯
she better be used to it cause
there's guaranteed more where
that came from
john lennon
she must have the patience of
a saint to put up with you guys
does she have any flaws??
ho(thea)d 🧯
she's a women of course she's perfect
magpie
she willingly talked to us?
that could be considered stupid
and therefore a flaw?
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erinmaguire tried to steal my phone, got my phone number instead ;)
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happyaddy technicallllyy we did steal your phone we just didn't keep it stolen
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in reply to happyaddy ⇥ erinmaguire well i'm happy you decided to return it :)
in reply to erinmaguire ⇥ vinniehudson thea wanted to keep up but couldn't figure out the password
in reply to vinniehudson ⇥ erinmaguire is that why it was disabled for 20 minutes?
in reply to erinmaguire ⇥ thea_trical no comment
perfmurph hello i'm their irish friend!! 👋
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in reply to perfmurph ⇥ erinmaguire hello <3 they mentioned you!!
in reply to erinmaguire ⇥ perfmurph they did 😭😭 they haven't forgotten about me 😭😭
in reply to perfmurph ⇥ vinniehudson we told her all about how you cut your hair off to prove a point, the point being if you get told to not do something you're going to do it
in reply to vinniehudson ⇥ whereswallace and we mentioned how you once broke a tv with a wii remote
in reply to whereswallace ⇥ happyaddy that was anya?! she told me that it was thea!!
in reply to whereswallace ⇥ perfmurph wii tennis is dangerous
heavenlennon you're so pretty!!!
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in reply to heavenlennon ⇥ erinmaguire i can't wait to hear you sing live, i've been listening to your songs on spotify and they're amazing ❤️
in reply to erinmaguire ⇥ heavenlennon marry me please 💍
in reply to heavenlennon ⇥ thea_trical don't do it she'll make you take her kermit toy on walks
in reply to thea_trical ⇥ heavenlennon HE'S NOT A TOY!!
in reply to heavenlennon ⇥ erinmaguire i would love to marry you and go on walks with kermit <3