Sanji: "Move in? But I already moved in. We have a whole week all to ourselves!"
Law: "I mean permanently. Move in, completely. A week goes by too fast, I need to see my Sunny-ya every morning and night, not every other day."
Sanji: "Permanently. That's something I can't promise you, Law. As much as I would love to, Luffy... Luffy needs me. In the end, we're still friends. He's still my Captain."
Law: "Yeah, I understand." *looks away for a moment*
Sanji: "For now, we should just focus on what we have and who we are."
Law: *smiles, putting his forehead closely to Sanji's* "Well, who are we and what do we have right now, Love Cook?"
Sanji: "We have each other."
Law: "We also have this waste fully spacious bed," *lifts Sanji from his waist*
Law: "And I think it needs some company."
Sanji: "Yeah? How do you know? Does the bed talk to you?" *smiles brightly*
Law: "Trust me, it has a voice."
Sanji: "How come I don't hear it then?"
Law: "You'll hear it soon."
Sanji: "I wonder what he's talking about. Did he purchase this bed from Big Mom? She's the only one that can make inanimate objects talk."
~A few minutes later~
Bed: *SQUEAK* *SQUEAK* *SQUEAK*
Sanji: "H...ahh... I see... What... What you m- mean n...ngh... Now... Haa..."
Law: "I'm surprised you can still talk, baby." *chuckles, breathlessly*
Sanji: "T...talk... Yes. Walk.. Probably not!!"
Law: "Oh shit."
Bed: *BANG!*
Both: "Oh... SHIT."
Sanji: "TORAO YOU-"
Law: "Eh, I'll bring out the futons later on. More fun for us then, bed!"
Sanji: "Did it actually break!?" *starts laughing*
Law: "Apparently. Hopefully the floor is more stable, because if that breaks too, we'll end up having sex in a hospital bed next."
Sanji: "SHUDDAP!!! It's still inside of me and every time I laugh, I feel it getting stuck inside!"
Law: "I should be the one complaining over here, if you get any tighter, it might travel and end up stuck to your spine."
Sanji: "Law!!!"
Law: "Imagine having to get an X-ray of THAT."
Sanji: "Just by imagining it, I feel the secondhand embarrassment! How would we explain this to anyone!?"
Law: "I was rushed to urgent care because I vacuumed my boyfriend's penis off with my ass hole."
Sanji: *starts to wheeze* "STOP! No more!! I'll seriously die at this point, I have no air left!"
Law: "Code Blue in room three. I repeat: Code Blue. Patient running low on oxygen."
Sanji: "Save me, Doctor!"
Law: "Here come the Dickfibrillators!"
Law: "I can't believe I'm making a mockery out of my own career. Cora-san would be so disappointed."
Sanji: "I'm pretty sure he would be proud as hell to see the man you've become to this day, Torao."
Sanji: *caresses Law's face, pulling him closer*
Law: "You just spit right in my eye."
Sanji: "SORRY! HAAHAA! What you said before, it really got to me!"
Law: "God, I love you."
Sanji: "You better. Because God's gonna have to send you some money for you to buy a new bed."
Law: "Ah damn... Might as well become religious starting now. I need this bed fixed ASAP."
Sanji: "You must really love sleeping."
Law: "Sleep is important and all, but fornication is the real reason I need this bed."
Sanji: "To have sex!?"
Law: "Affirmative."
Sanji: "With me?"
Law: *looks around the room*
Law: "... I don't see anyone else here, do you?"
Sanji: "RUDE." *swings pillow*
Law: *swings back*
Sanji: "Y-you have an advantage, no fair! You get to use both hands!!"
Law: "So free both of yours, they aren't tied to anything."
Sanji: "They fell asleep because of the position YOU put ME in. Sexy dumbass!"
Law: "Then tell them it's morning time already and wake them up." *kisses hand*
Sanji: *hand slips away from Law's grip* "Nope. Still nothing."
Law: "Sing it a song then."
Sanji: "Like what?"
Law: *shrugs* "Beats me. Try a morning song."
Sanji: "I don't know any!"
Law: "Let me do it then." *holds onto Sanji's hands, bringing them up to his lips*
Sanji: "This feels so romantic... I'm about to melt!"
Law: "Estas son las mañanitas que cantaba el Rey David."
Sanji: "Rey David? Who's that and why is he a prince?"
Law: "It means King. King David."
Sanji: "Why is David a King then?"
Law: "I don't have the slightest idea. All I know is that that's how the song goes."
Sanji: "Go on then, Señor Surgeon!"
Law: *face starts heating up with embarrassment*
Law: "Despierta, Sanji. Despierta. Mira que ya amaneció. Ya los pajarillos cantan... la Luna ya se metió."
Law: "That was more of a traditional birthday song in Spanish, but are your hands awake now?"
Law: *looks down*
Law: "... I guess I sang the wrong song."
Sanji: "Mmmh... Mañanitas... David..."
Law: *lifts the younger male in his arms*
Law: "I knew it was a good idea to have a guest room. Never knew I'd be using it because I broke my own bed, however." *silently laughs to himself*
Law: "Goodnight, my love."
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