Therapist: Satan, thank you for volunteering to do the first individual session. What made you decide to volunteer?
Satan: MC suggested I have a session with you because I have been involved in more arguments recently.
Therapist: Is there anyone in particular?
Satan: Mainly Lucifer.
Therapist: Tell me about your relationship with him.
Satan: I try not to. I can't stand him!
Therapist: Sounds like you hate him?
Satan: How could I not?! Have you met him?
Therapist: *nods* I have. But you haven't really explained why you hate him.
Satan: He thinks he's better than everyone. He's pompous, arrogant, and tries to control everything.
Therapist: And because of those three things, you hate him?
Satan: That and other things. I don't need him dictating my life. It's my life, I make my decisions.
Therapist: Could you not still make decisions for yourself? Do you not have control of your life?
Satan: Of course I do! *begins fuming*
Therapist: Then why let someone else's view of appropriate decisions, influence your own?
Satan: *calms and sits back in his seat* I don't think I ever saw it that way.
Therapist: Just something to think on.