???: "Did you hear me?"
???: "Hey!"
Sanji: *eyes flutter open*
???: "I've been calling you for hours already, how tired are you?"
Sanji: "ZORO. YOU. IT'S... IT'S YOU." *bolts out of bed*
Zoro: "... Yeah?"
Sanji: *frantically pats his own face* "Me.. It's.. Sanji... I'm him.. I'm me!"
Zoro: "You needa medal or something for remembering our names?"
Sanji: "What... What happened to me? Why am I in your room? Where's Luffy? Where's Law? And-"
Zoro: "I really wish I was deaf right now."
Sanji: "What did we do? What did we do while I was here!? Answer me, Swordsman!!"
Zoro: "We played Monopoly with real money. You owe me three thousand berries, by the way."
Sanji: "Thank God... Oh, Thank GOD!!" *holds chest*
Zoro: "Why were you crying?"
Sanji: "Crying?"
Zoro: "Is there some other idiot Cook in this room?"
Sanji: *looks into mirror* "Ah... Guess I did cry after all. I wonder why..."
Zoro: "So, are you gonna pay me through HeyPal, or-"
???: "PayPal sounds more accurate, if you ask me. If you send him money through HeyPal, I doubt he'll ever receive it."
Sanji: *heartbeat goes wild* "That voice..."
Zoro: "What ever. Emo Surgeon."
Law: "At least I get paid to cut into people, you don't get a dime out of killing your enemies."
Zoro: "Are you saying you kill your patients? Some Surgeon you a- OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!" *gets trampled by Sanji who ran past him*
Sanji: "Torao!" *nearly tumbles back*
Law: "You really can be inconsiderate with me sometimes."
Sanji: "I'm really sorry! Really really sorry!!" *trembles with fear*
Law: "Hey hey hey, wait a second here. I was just joking!" *pulls in closely for a hug*
Law: "Sanji-ya, you feel so cold..." *gets a closer look*
Law: "You..."
Law: "You have tears on your face. What happened?"
Zoro: "He woke up emo. Guess it's washing off on him because of you." *shrugs*
Law: "Was my question directed at you?"
Zoro: "No, but this is my room you two are in, so I think you should choose your questions and answers wisely."
Law: "No problem, we'll finish our "Q & A" outside of your personal bubble. But depending on how he answers me, I might or might not come back in here to beat your ass."
Zoro: "Try getting past my lock."
Law: "Doubt that you can shelter yourself behind this door. It's powerless against my ability to teleport."
Law: "By the time you put your lock, I'll have your heart through my sword like a chicken skewer."
Zoro: "GET THE HELL OUT!"
Sanji: *grabs Law's hand*
Law: "Where are we headed?"
Sanji: "Nowhere."
Law: "My favorite destination." *smiles*
Sanji: "Mine too." *holds onto his hand tighter, running through the Sunny's hallway*
Sanji: "If I run fast enough, he might not notice the fact that I still have tears going down my face.
I can't stop them from coming out, that dream felt too real...
Losing him, would be losing myself.
That dream made me realize how I really feel about Law and Zoro.
The feeling of being kissed by that Swordsman doesn't compare to the pain I had when being left without Law.
Maybe that nightmare was a warning to think twice before doing something so dangerous.
Still... I can't help but feel guilty as Hell right now."
Law: "Stop for a minute."
Sanji: "Oh, sorry. Did you get tired? I was running a little too fast, aha."
Law: "Don't worry, I didn't stop to catch my breath." *pulls handkerchief out of Sanji's pocket*
Law: "I stopped to check on my baby."
Sanji: *stops functioning properly*
Law: "What's really going on with you? What are these tears for? I turned the Sunny upside down searching everywhere for you."
Sanji: "When I woke up, I was lying down by the entrance of the Sunny, where we were headed to right when we got here."
Law: "So you woke up after all? Usopp and I thought that the rubbing alcohol didn't work, so we-"
Sanji: "Split up?"
Law: *stares at Sanji with curiosity* "Exactly. Wh... How did you... Know that?"
Sanji: "Lucky guess? Heh!"
Law: "Very lucky." *kisses Sanji's head, walking into the kitchen with him*
Sanji: "O-ow..."
Law: "Oh, sorry. Did it hurt?"
Sanji: "A little."
Law: "That was some fall you had. How do you feel?"
Sanji: "I feel like I got hit by a truck."
Sanji: *smiles fondly at his clueless lover*
Law: "Not good, I'll have to do an X-Ray on you when we get back to my submarine then. You must have hit your head pretty hard, mi amor."
Zoro: "Why do you two keep calling each other 'Armor'?"
Sanji: "It hurts a little bit, but nothing a little ice can't cure, right?"
Law: "As long as it doesn't get swollen or the pain worsens, then you should be alright. I'll keep an eye on you, however."
Zoro: "Hello?"
Sanji: "Wouldn't want you to take them off of me anyways, Mister Love Doc."
Zoro: "Am I invisible or something?"
Law: *walks away with Sanji, wearing a visible smile on his face*
Sanji: "I feel like I can breathe again. When he's with me. When I breathe in his scent, when I watch his facial expressions, when I have him this close... The fog in my head disappears.
No person has ever made my mind and body feel this connected to them.
If I could draw a line from my heart and follow it with my eyes, I would find the other end attached to Law's chest.
Every time my heart beats, the rhythm changes whenever he does anything.
This man, is more than a regular soulmate.
This man... Owns my soul, and controls my heart.
And I'm proud to be a puppet on his heartstrings."
Law: "Sanji-ya, you seemed a little bit spaced out ever since we got back home. Are you sure you feel okay?"
Sanji: "Just daydreaming."
Law: "About what?"
Sanji: "Being yours forever."
Law: "I see..." *ears turn red*
Law: "But you know, waiting for forever might take too long."
Sanji: "You're probably right. So what are we gonna do about it?"
Law: "I was thinking about exchanging last names with you, but that might be too fast. So for now," *smirks, carrying Sanji in his arms*
Law: "We'll have to settle for a playdate instead."
Sanji: "You can give me your last name when ever you want! I'd sell mine on Craigslist if I could!"
Law: "Hmm, not a bad idea. That's a really good option too."
Sanji: "But you know... I'm kind of in the mood for that playdate now, mi amor."
Law: "Got it! Yup! Sex now, surnames later!"
Sanji: "Your voice got SO much higher just now!!" *tilts head back, laughing*
Law: "My voice isn't the only thing that got high just now. Something else might've grown along the way."
Sanji: "Oh no... Looks like there's a power outage!" *tosses pillow at light switch and turns off the light*
Law: "Nice aim, do you do that often?"
Sanji: "First time, actually!"
Law: "That super power of yours could come in handy."
Sanji: "Yeah, for when?"
Law: "Mm... In a near future."
Sanji: "HA! HA! That spot's ticklish!!"
Law: "I could blow at your hair and you'll laugh, Sunshine. For example..."
Sanji: "Ngh... T...To..rao.. If you keep that up, my face might just fall off of my head. I'm so hot..."
Law: "I do have a pretty hot boyfriend, don't I?"
Sanji: "Shut it!"
Law: "No, really! He's tall, blonde, and absolutely gorgeous. Like a set of McDonald's unsalted fries."
Sanji: "Why am I unsalted?"
Law: "Would you rather be salty?"
Sanji: "Maybe I would."
Law: "Do something to prove you really are salty to me then."
Sanji: "Like... This?"
Law: *jolts and knocks over lamp*
Sanji: "Was that a moan I heard just now??"
Law: "That's your job, not mine. And that's an invalid move, you can't just..."
Sanji: "Can't what? Do... This?"
Law: *jolts again* "Room... Shambles!"
Sanji: "T-Torao, what's that sound?"
Law: "That, my dear, is the sound of A man's triumph." *vibrating noises echo throughout the apartment*
Sanji: "WAIT!"
Law: "Wee!"
Sanji: "AHAHA! Wait!! Ahhaha!! Aha!! Ah.. Ahh... Mmh..."
Law: "Check and mate."
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