requested by: darksoulofmine01
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" Yea, we're listening to another Lana del rey song" Loki says.
" I thought we would react to more of our 7th year," Harry says.
" Yeah but I changed my mind cause I'm kind of angry right now" Loki shuffled.
" At who?" Draco asks.
" Someone who is currently not present in this room" Loki sighed.
" But everyone is in the room" Neville looked around.
" She is referring to the people in her world," Pansy scoffed.
" Exactly," Loki smiled.
" Flames so hot that they turn blue"
" Is the hottest fire, blue?" Pansy asks.
" Yes" Hermione sighs " She just sang that".
" Pay attention" Blaise taps his forehead.
" Palms reflecting in your eyes, like an endless summer"
" I kind of want to see a music video," Luna says.
" Yea but they're very long," Loki says.
" Like how long?"
" 10 minutes"
" That's not too long" Pansy interjects Luna.
" And I don't care," Loki hisses.
" That's the way I feel for you"
" Kind of confused on the allegories" Draco tilts his head " Is the flame supposed to represent the love interest?".
" I guess so" Ginny shrugs "Either way, it's cute".
" It's not cute when I don't understand a thing"
" And that's just you" Narcissa says to Draco.
" If time stood still I'd take this moment"
"Make it last forever"
" I feel like that line is very generic," Blaise mentions.
"Almost every artist says that," Hermione agrees.
" It's still a good line," Ron argues.
" He never said it wasn't, it's just very generic and common" Hermione adds " Always used in a different rhythm".
" Defending him now huh" Ron twists around.
" What does that mean?" Hermione furrows her eyebrows.
" It means jealousy-"
" Jealousy, Jealousy, started following me me he he he-" Loki cut off Pansy '"My bad".
" Your head lies, full of fire"
"I'm risin' up, risin up"
" I'm still kind of confused," Draco says.
" Don't worry, you are not alone" Neville replies.
" Ew, no. I can't be the only one confused, especially with Longbottom that makes me look dumb" Draco spat.
" Maybe you are," Harry hisses.
" I do not understand a damn thing," Sirius laughs.
" At least pretend," Lupin whispers.
" My heart loves, full of fire"
"Love's full of fire, love"
" I don't do poetry" Draco starts to panic.
" Me neither" Pansy shrugs " What else could we do?"
" You understand this?" Draco asks.
" To some extent" Pansy replies.
" You should be able to understand, it's common English," McGonagall says.
" Well, I don't speak common english" Draco looks suddenly relieved " I speak fancy english for the rich -(glares at Fred and George ) - not the poor".
" Is he that slow?' Fred looks around.
" Not usually" Narcissa replies " On a good day, yeah".
" Baby if you wanna leave"
"Come to California, be a freak like me, too"
" California is in the U.S" Ginny claps for herself " I remembered".
" and where is North Dakota?" Loki asks.
" What-"
" Nothing," Loki chuckles.
" So, her intention is to be a freak" George shrugs " That's not bad".
" I would love to join you," Fred winks.
" Who are you winking at?" Blaise turns them " The air?".
" No, silly you" Fred pushes his lips together again.
" I am a straight line" Blaise turns around.
" You'll curve around later, I promise" Fred smirks.
"Screw your anonymity"
"Loving me is all you need to feel"
" I thought she said anatomy," Sirius cackles.
" Oh boy," Lupin shakes his head.
" You sound like Bellatrix," Ginny mentions.
" Don't insult my laugh like that, Weaslette" Bellatrix screams.
" It just made perfect sense-" Sirius laughs again " You know with the 'loving me is all you need to feel' like you know-"
" Sex" Harry says.
" EWW" Draco yelled " Why you say it like that, say an innuendo. Saying it so raw sounds". Draco shivers.
" He was struggling to say it," Harry shrugs.
" No manners," Lucius sneered.
" He never did," Snape says.
" He does" Dumbledore argues " He was speaking his mind".
" It's a lovely thing, nothing to be ashamed of" Harry sighs.
" It's not that bad, I wish the lyric was anatomy because it does line up and it would explain what the Dark Lord plans to do with me".
" Your joking," Ginny says.
" Your jooooe king" George says.
" Now, that was raw," Harry points.
" Giving wattpad" Loki giggles.
" Like I do"
"We could slow dance to rock music"
"Kiss while we do it"
"Talk till we both turn blue"
" Doesn't that mean you're dead- when you turn blue" Ron says.
" Not exactly" Dumbledore answers " But most of the time as it's a sign for not enough oxygen in your blood".
" The real question is how do you slow dance to rock music?" Pansy asks.
" That's why they call themselves freaks" Draco says " Remember".
" Baby, if you wanna leave"
"Come to California, be a freak like me, too"
"Let me guess the song is called Come to California" Draco says.
" Are you stupid?" Ginny stares at him.
" No, that's the na-" Draco looks at Loki, she shakes her head.
" It's clearly the song is called Freak" Hermione looks up to Loki and she nods.
" Stupid Muddy Blooders" Draco mumbles.
" That should be a slur," Ginny points.
" It's just the m word, split into two" George says " That has to be".
" It kind of has a ring to it" Bellatrix says.
'" No, it doesn't," McGonagall seethes.
" MUDDY BLOODERS, MUDDY BLOODERS"
" Leather black and eyes of blue (blue, blue, blue, blue, blue)"
" That's me" Draco points.
" No, it's not," Sirius shakes his finger. " That's me"
" You're not going to argue with a child" Lupin tells him.
" Who is stopping me?"
" Me" Lupin says.
" That's funny, moony," Sirius laughs.
"Sun reflecting in your eyes, like an easy rider"
"Life makes sense when I'm with you"
" Hey, Granger" Draco calls
" Why should I be talking to you or answering you?" Hermione replied coldly.
" Life makes sense..."
" I don't want to hear any Dramione shit" Hermione covered her mouth.
" I was gonna say when you're dead but you just cussed" Draco gasps.
" And your the first to do so" Ginny claps.
" and you're also the first to get a warning from me during this song" McGonagall smiles.
" That's fair," Hermione sighs.
" I'm gonna tease you about this all the time" Blaise snickers.
" Looking back, my past"
"It all seems stranger than a stranger"
" My life is very strange," Harry says.
" It is but it's also fun," Sirius says.
" Not when you die" Lupin frowns.
" That's also an anti-fun moment but everything else we can turn around to something fun" Sirius says.
" Even the blonde bob over there" Harry points to Draco.
" Blonde bob-?"
" Imagine him as a girl-"
" Now, that just sounds gay" Fred laughs.
" Exactly" Sirius snaps his finger.
" Ayo, what?" Harry's eyes widened.
" So let's dance in slow motion"
"Turn it up, turn it up"
" Same pre-chorus vibe but different lyrics" Ginny notes.
" I am pretty sure that's not the musical words for it but it's fine, '' Luna says.
" I like this song," Neville says.
" And let's dance by the ocean, ooh-ooh"
" That sounded a bit cynical towards the end" Neville notices.
" Cause the chorus is coming on for the freak show" Luna says.
" Baby, if you wanna leave"
"Come to California, be a freak like me, too"
"Screw your anonymity"
"Loving me is all you need to feel"
"Like I do"
" Her voice just got extra raspy," Draco notices.
" That's the beauty of it," Ginny says.
" We could slow dance to rock music"
"Kiss while we do it'
"Talk till we both turn blue"
"Baby, if you wanna leave"
"Come to California, be a freak like me, too"
" Luna is a freak," Pansy says.
" That reminds me of Eddie Munson," Ginny says.
"We shall never forget," Fred shakes his head.
" The original freak" George says.
"He was mad mid but ok" Harry says.
" SHUT YOUR TRAP" Bellatrix screams.
" Baby, if you wanna leave"
"Come to California, be a freak like me, too"
"Screw your anonymity"
"Loving me is all you need to feel"
"Like I do"
" We could slow dance to rock music"
"Kiss while we do it'
"Talk till we both turn blue"
"Baby, if you wanna leave"
"Come to California, be a freak like me, too"
" The chorus is really good," Neville smiles.
" It's ok, I guess" Ron shrugs " Haven't found the modern artist I like yet".
" It's a journey, you'll find out somewhere" Loki says ' Maybe you're a swiftie".
" A what?"
" Nothing".
" Oh, you're cold as ice, baby"
" What is the baby, a frost giant?" Ginny giggles.
" You remembered?" Harry is surprised.
" That Loki is a frost giant" Ginny says " Yeah".
" Wait, that Loki," Blaise points to Loki.
" No, the real Loki," Harry says.
" Oh"
"But when you're on ice, baby"
"It's so amazing in every way"
" I want to understand this but I just can't" Draco acts frustrated.
" You will one day" Narcissa replies.
" Oh, you're cold as ice, baby"
"I don't wanna fight, baby"
" Oh, so now they're fighting' McGonagall says.
" What a twist" Dumbledore acts shocked.
' Nothing interesting' Lucius says " Better then Jazmine cause that creeps me".
" It's like I told you"
"If you stay, I'll stay, yeah"
" So stalking but on a different level" Pansy says.
" This is kind of generic," Blaise says.
" Keep using big grammar" Ginny hisses " You keep saying generic".
" Baby, if you wanna leave"
"Come to California, be a freak like me, too"
"Screw your anonymity"
"Loving me is all you need to feel"
"Like I do"
" This has got to be the final chorus," Narcissa says .
" Yeah' Bellatrix nods " Kind of creepy"
" We could slow dance to rock music"
"Kiss while we do it'
"Talk till we both turn blue"
"Baby, if you wanna leave"
"Come to California, be a freak like me, too"
* Clip ends*
" That was a ride," Ron says.
" YEAH, DICK RIDING THIS SONG-"