Blog 96:
Y/n: do you know the feeling when you walk alone in the streets but you're scared that someone is following you behind so you always like... look behind you, but then you remember that you actually are that psychopath *laughs like a psychopath then stops* ...no??
Sam: that was you last night?!
Nat: what do you mean?
*Y/n starts giggling*
Sam: uhh... nothing...
Y/n: i saw him getting out of a convenient store last night so i decided to follow him and he was so scared and i-- *stars laughing* i found it funny and laughed then he started running so i ran after him and then-- *laughs more* and then he screamed like a little girl! 🤣
Sam: IT WAS DARK AND YOU WERE WEARING A HOODIE AND THEN YOU STARTED LAUGHING LIKE A PSYCHOPATH!!
*Y/n couldn't stop laughing her ass off*
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Blog 97:
Sam: describe Y/n in one word...
Clint: cool.
Wanda: brave.
Bucky: smart.
Nat: mine.
Everyone: ...
Nat: what? it's the truth *shrugs*
Y/n: *blushing*
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Blog 98:
-after Nat and Y/n told everyone about their relationship-
Clint: so which one of you guys is the big spoon and the little spoon? *in a teasing tone*
Nat: neither... we're chopsticks.
Steve: that's... kinda cute.
Sam: does that mean you nestle together perfectly? *also in a teasing tone*
Y/n: no, it just means that if you take either one of us away from each other, the only thing the other is good at is stabbing...
*everyone went silent and got a little scared*
Clint: ...welp... i'm gonna go- bye! *sprints out*
Steve: yeah, me too...
Sam: ayo! wait for me!
Y/n: wait- oh c'mon guys, i was just kidding! *starts giggling*
*Natasha also just giggles*
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Blog 99:
*the team goofing around*
Nat: if you smoke marinara, feel free to unfriend me.
Y/n: i only smoke mozzarella.
Sam: tripping my balls on some ranch right now.
*the others are just laughing their asses off*
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Blog 100:
Y/n to Clint: i have feelings for you...
Clint, scared because Natasha is right there: uhm... what?
Nat: *glares* what do you mean you have feelings for Clint, babe? and he's married, you know that.
Y/n to Clint: yeah, i feel you're a little weird.
Clint: i'm not sure if i should feel relieved or offended...
Nat: you should be relieved.