𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 ఌ {ᵈᵃᶻᵃⁱ ˣ ᵐᵃˡᵉ ʳᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ}

🝮 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 🝮

ꕥ THIS SERIES GOES ALONG WITH THE ANIME SO PLEASE DON'T COMMENT ON ANY MAJOR SPOILERS/ MANGA SPOILERS ꕥ

☆ "𝐎𝐡! 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐧!!! 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐧!!!....𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐡...𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐚....𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦" ☆

- Staring!!! -

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| (M/n) (L/n) |
(𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐃𝐢𝐥𝐮𝐜)

✥ "𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 — 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧!" ✥

𝐀𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐲: Eye Spy - User can control any bird and be able to see and hear through the eyes and ears of these birds. The user can control multiple birds at once. {However, the user must maintain their concentration, or risk losing control of the bird.}

𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐤: Part-time work at a cafe and part-time work at the detective agency

- Status -

Strength: 9/10
Intelligence: 8.5/10
Skill: 7.5/10
Speed: 7/10
Reflex: 9/10
Stamina: 8.5/10

- Love interest-

| Dazai| - Establish
| Kunikida|
|Ranpo|
|Chuuya|
|???|

________

I am not making you another margarita -
(M/n) -

- Why not? I thought you loved me ♡︎
- Dazai

Maybe when you actually pay for your drinks, I'll actually love you -
(M/n) -

- WHAT!? I pay for them!!
- Dazai

NO, I PAY FOR THEM! -
(M/n) -

_______

- So you work as a bartender downstairs and as a part-time worker in the detective agency?
- Atsushi

Yes -
(M/n) -

- Isn't it kinda difficult?
- Atsushi

With enough hot cocoa and anxiety, anything is possible -
(M/n) -

- Uhhh...
- Atsushi

________

- Would you still love me if I was a worm?
- Dazai

I'll call my divorce lawyer if you keep talking without permission -
(M/n) -

- NO PLEASE I'M DESPERATE
- Dazai

I'm not -
(M/n)

________

Get out. -
(M/n) -
- What!?

I said Get. Out. -
(M/n) -
- I have the right to eat here!

The sign says I have the right to refuse service to any customer. So get the fuck out -
(M/n) -

______

- Before Reading Info -

- (M/n) knows how to bartend, and as well as make other drinks

- (M/n) as a weapon swords like the one in game in genshin! And he's just a little bit of a tsundere (not to the point where it's annoying or anything)

- While Dazai was apart of the Mafia, (M/n) was apart of the Knight member, in this book they were a close links with the Mafia.

- When (M/n) married Osamu he took his last name, so now he insists on people to call him by his first name so they won't get him mixed up with his husband.

- (M/n) and Dazai have been married for 4 years and 'dating' for 7 years (It'll make more sense throughout the storyline)