Comebacks Are My Second Langu...

By Clareeey37

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100 Awesome Comebacks for your pleasure :-) More

Comebacks Are My Second Language
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Comebacks Are My Second Language Part 2
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**WANT A FOLLOW BACK?**
WATTYS 2015
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**NEW BOOK**
2 MILLION READS!!!
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**AUTHORS NOTE**
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By Clareeey37

Person: The 80s called. They want their haircut back.

Me: The 1880s called, too. They want their joke back.

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