Credits to m0therfuck3r_
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Jiro: "you are sooo naked in my head right now"
Momo: "i-"
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Momo: has scratch marks all over her back
Mina: "looks like momo did well" she said gently elbowing Jiro
Jiro: just full on punches Mina in the face
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Jiro: "I don't have my library card but can I check you out"
Momo: "be at my house in 10"
Jiro: "oh damn 0//-//0"
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Momo: "are you a cow girl because I can see you riding me"
Jiro: too flustered to talk
Mina: "now that was good"
Denki: "can I steal that"
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Jiro: "kiss me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?"
Momo: "smart but also dumb"
Jiro: "I want my kiss"
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Momo: "you know what you really look beautiful in, my arms~"
Jiro: "don't I look beautiful anyway?"
Momo: "yes yes you do but that's not what I meant!"
Jiro: "yeah I know"
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Jiro: "did you sit in a pile of sugar because you have a pretty sweet ass"
Momo: "no but there is something I would like to sit on"
Jiro: "what?"
Momo: "your face"
Jiro: "kbjdyvhthovsasv"
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Jiro: "let's play carpenter"
Jiro: "first I get a hammer"
Jiro: "then I'll nail you"
Momo: "sounds fun when can I come round"
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Jiro: "it would be my pleasure to turn on your hot spot"
Momo: "you already did"
Tokoyami: trying not to cry "please stop it both of you"
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Momo: "if you were a phone I would be the charger because I go inside you"
Jiro: 0///0
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Jiro: "I would offer you a cigarette but you're already smoking hot"
Momo: "Jiro I don't smoke?"