" Just a little warning that I may repeat some Shorts & Toks if I don't remember" Loki says " and you're all gonna pretend as if I have never showed you this".
" What a lovely way to tell us that we are on Shorts & Toks" Draco hisses.
" Part what now?" Pansy asks.
" Part 11" Neville says.
" Your right" Loki claps " Anyway, First one".
" Isn't that the ring Malfoy gave you"
" Oh , Ew Dracotok" Hermione scoffed.
" Should have warned us that it was a POV" Harry sighs.
" I thought you would get over it by now" Loki shrugs.
" Yeah, why?"
" Good question," Pansy says.
" Didn't you guys break up 3 months ago"
" It's giving obsessed" Ginny says.
" That's actually embarrassing,"' Hermione whispers.
" Like come on he wasn't that good" George rolls his eyes.
" I was," Draco argues.
" Y/N needs to stand up" Harry says.
" Yeah..."
' Isn't it weird to still wear the ring if you're not dating?'
" Yes, it's very much weird" Narcissa says.
" Delusional Y/N" Fred shakes his head.
" I guess it is".
" It's not an 'I guess' it's a very much yes it is" Blaise scoffs.
" Allow Y/N to be Delusional" Ron rolls his eyes " She'll find out the hard way".
" Why don't you take it off?"
" and why is my initial a P while everyone's is their first name" Harry notices.
" It's just a minor mistake, perhaps" Neville says.
" I'd like to see her do it," Draco smirks.
" Your right" Takes off the ring.
" Let me guess, it's gonna show a depressed Malfoy" Ginny smirks.
" If it does, I'm gonna be depressed" Draco shakes his head.
" I'll be depressed by this cringe," Sirius gags.
" I think everyone will get a dose of some type of cringe right Narcissa?' Fred turns to Narcissa.
" I'm already dying of cringe," Narcissa answers.
" Don't look y/n, Malfoy's watching"
" Ain't no way" Ginny starts to chuckle.
" In fact, they fit each other" Hermione says " Stalking one another"
" I would turn around," George says.
" Oh no"
" I'm depressed now," Draco says.
" This is a disgrace to show my son as some love wimp" Lucius sneers.
" He is a wimp," Dumbledore whispers.
" Not wrong about that," McGonagall says.
" Draco, wait!"
" I'm dying of cringe" Pansy sinks into her seat.
" Me too" Loki levitates to the floor like a coat on the floor.
" I thought you had a body-how?" Neville asks.
" I just do" Loki levitates back up.
" I didn't know you could feel cringe," Ron teases Pansy.
" Shut up"
* Draco is crying*
" This is so unrealistic, I would not give a fuck" Draco seethes.
" Watch your language-"
" Watch your tone" Bellatrix flashes her teeth at McGonagall " Fackity, fuck fuck".
" I guess this shows how they have changed your character completely" Loki says.
" I'm starting to hate my own fandom," Draco whispers.
" Yea, I hate your fandom too" Ginny says.
" We shouldn't hate," Lupin says.
" But we do," Ginny nods.
" Draco...are you ok?"
" Does he look ok?" Harry asks.
" Dense Y/N" Sirius shakes his head.
" I hate Y/N with passion" Ginny says " She takes everyone's shit".
" Everything's fine, you can leave with your little boyfriend, Harry".
" ME?!" Harry gasps " Take her, I don't want her."
" Me either and take that Draco as well" Draco pushes away.
" Unrealistic, he referred to Harry as Harry and not Potter" Narcissa says " The writer was not paying attention".
" He's not my boyfriend, why are you so upset?"
" Why did you follow him all the way to the bathroom, you obsessed sneak" Pansy snarls.
" Jealous of Y/N are we?" Hermione smirks.
" Being jealous of a fictional character is another level of delusional" Pansy rolls her eyes " Wai-"
" Yeah, every Draco stan about his partners" Loki says.
" Because I still love you"
* Clip ends*
The Theatre was so silent you could hear crickets. Everyone was practically blank staring and blinking at the screen.
" Blank stare" Ginny tries to hold her laugh.
" So Dramatic" Fred clears his throat " BECAUSE I STILL LOVE YOU*
The theater erupts to laughter.
" They had to use that specific scene when he turns around" Hermione shakes her head.
" Thoughts, Draco?" Sirius asks.
" I'm embarrassed" Draco says " That's not me".
" We know," Loki says.
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" We're going to be a proper family soon, I'm going to be there for you just like I was for James".
" Oh, aw," Sirius melts.
" Oh, please. A scam" Snape says.
" That's a scam to you" Sirius seethes.
" Say what you say, we all know its a lie" Snape argues.
" I don't have time for greasers," Sirius whispers.
" Be nice" Lupin corrects him.
" Thanks Sirius, I feel a lot better now"
" This is based on the movies though" Luna says " But are we living by movie or book canon?"
" That's a good question" Harry says " ask Loki".
" Maybe a mix," Loki chuckles.
" Don't turn with your whole head, look with your eyes".
" Why is he in the fire?" Pansy asks.
" That's just how they communicated," Loki answers. " I mean in the books of course"
" I'm an escaped convict, Jesus Christ"
" Hey, let's meet up in Hogsmeade tonight bring Ron and Hermione".
" So, get everyone caught," Lupin sneers.
" Like the good ol days" Sirius chuckles.
" That would get us into major trouble," Hermione says.
" Were gonna make it a party"
" Party?" Narcissa blinks.
" No way," George says.
" All right, Drinks on your godfather, I mean I'm gonna be in dog form. So I'm not gonna be that much of a party but you know lets just go".
" I don't want to see you get thrown into Azkaban again"
" How thoughtful" Lucius says.
" But he clearly doesn't care," Bellatrix says.
" I'm so sorry Harry, I didn't realize that. Your so boring"
" How rude," Harry says.
" I'm not wrong" Sirius shrugged " I lived for the thrill".
" and the bullying," Snape added.
" No the jokes," Sirius says.
"Jesus Christ, what did I do to deserve such a boring godson".
" That hurt," Harry says.
" I didn't even say that..yet" Sirius says.
" Just talking to myself, crazy Harry Potter"
" That's such a believable excuse" Blaise gives a thumbs up.
" He's always hearing voices and talking to himself,Sirius"
" The risk of getting arrested again is the fun part. That is the fun. James. JAMES-. I'm so sorry my brother. That this son of a yours is your son"
* Clip ends*
" So, Movie Sirius is nice and chill and Book Sirius is crazy and arrogant" Ron says.
" He's arrogant in both," Snape says.
" Say what you like," Sirius shrugs.
" The movie tends to water down people's flaws a lot" Loki says.
" Loki is hotter in the next thing and I might have shown this before but I don't care" Loki smiles.
* Marvel x Harry Potter*
" Loki is hotter" Ginny smirks.
* edit of Loki and Draco*
* Clip ends*
' The song was very interesting,' Dumbledore smirks.
" Highly inappropriate" Lucius sneers.
" It was Megan thee stallion," Loki says.
" the queen" Fred bows.
" How do you know Megan?' McGonagall asks.
" When we leave?" Dumbledore asks.
" Can't answer" Ginny says " But Loki is hot".
" Basic footage of Malfoy is always used" Harry rolls his eyes.
" They should be more creative," Draco says.
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" I'll sing the melody"
" When you say yeah, I say no"
" Oh, is this a best friend edit?" Harry smiles.
" Oh, this is so nice," Ron says.
" Finally not something about some hot character" Hermione puts air quotes.
" You calling me hot, Granger" Draco straightens up.
" EWW" Bellatrix says.
" Yeah, Loki is hot" Hermione swings her hair.
* Montages of Harry and Ron*
* Clip ends*
" So cute," Luna smiles.
" That was sweet, " Ron beams.
" Someone should make a best friend edit of us" Sirius says.
" Yea" Lupin smiles.
" You would not find any platonic edits of y'all" Loki smirks.
" Why not?" Lupin asks.
" It's complicated..in the marauders fandom" Loki chuckles a little. " Also tw: cringe"
" Hey Mione"
" Eww" Hermione says.
" I'm disgusted as well," Draco says.
" Doesn't sound like it" Blaise locks Draco's eyes.
" Oh my god, ship" Fred shakes.
" Shut up"
* She ignores*
" As I should" Hermione snaps.
" That's so disrespectful" Pansy groans.
" Voldemort was resurrected"
" You finally listen" Hermione rolls her eyes.
" You're going to ignore him again," Ron says.
"*She still ignores*
" Like I said," Ron smirks.
" I kissed Pansy"
The theater goes into another blank stare phase.
" Why am I always Draco's bitch or the girl between Granger and Draco" Pansy huffs.
" Cause you're put as some type of crazy obsessed girl over him" Loki shrugs.
" That was cringe," Ron says.
" Okay, Motherfucker. Now you got my attention"
* Clip ends*
" That was so cringe," Bellatrix says.
" Dramione shippers are at another level of delusion," Lucius says.
" I very much once agree" Sirius says " Also Drarry shippers"
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" I think we all collectively forget just how much unhinged book Luna was then Movie Luna"
" Oh my turn to be criticized, " Luna says.
" Because Movie Luna was like this: you know Harry Love is stronger than death"
" Basic Themes of a fairytale" Draco says.
" Could use some more nuance to it" Narcissa says.
" and through the power of love, we can get through this"
" But it's true," Luna says.
'" I know, it very much is," Neville nods.
" Whereas Book Luna: Good morning, Harry they found frogs on the moon"
" Yup, that's Luna" Hermione shakes her head.
" Fudge is baking Goblins, They keep saying Sirius is in charge of the mass breakout from Azkaban but he couldn't have been because he's the lead singer of the Hobgoblins and his real name is Stubby Boardman, why is nobody talking about this-"
" Oh my-I'm gonna leave no comment" Sirius says.
" You shouldn't " Luna says " You should say what you like".
" If I do it will be very offensive," Sirius says.
" I could imagine," Harry laughs.
" Every detail" Snape sneers.
" He's tempting me".
" Hermione, you're very narrow minded but I respect you for it. Ron and Padma hated the yule ball last year. I just thought you should know"
* Clip ends*
" She's not wrong," Ron says.
" I'm sorry, I don't feed into delusion" Hermione scoffs.
" Right, cause the only delusion you feed into is that Ron might like you"
Hermione kept quiet.
" Right, delusion" Pansy smirked.