Aries: Stubbing your toe
Taurus: That one friend who's always an hour late to do anything
Gemini: Chicken you were about to eat but then you realize it went bad
Cancer: A hangnail with a cut underneath it
Leo: Drunk kids on Twitter
Virgo: When weird family members start touching your hair
Libra: Those people who borrow your money and don't ever pay you back
Scorpio: Nickelback
Sagittarius: White boys who scream like Neanderthals in the middle of the hallway
Capricorn: "How are your grades?"
Aquarius: Not being texted back
Pisces: Your sock slipping off your foot inside your shoe