Gwen: but I get smarter I get harder in the nick of time
Samey: I dont trust nobody and nobody trust me!
Courtney: ah, yes, Heather that's your line
Heather: stop it
Noah: roses are red
Violets are blue
You weren't my first choice
But what can we do?
Cody: omg that's for me isnt it
Cody: it's fine don't worry im used to be the last choice
Harold: it's fine, don't worry, I'm used to be the last choice*
Harold: punctuation marks, gosh!
Cody: feezwnuts
DJ: cody stop
Cody: make me 😝/j
Cody: (sorry I'll stop now)
Trent: he went to write a sad song about what just happened
Gwen: maybe that explains why he is so good at roleplaying
Leshawna: and how'd you know that? 🤨
Gwen: 😁
Heather: gwen dont tell me......
Heather: omfg did you do that with Cody
Gwen: 🤗
Heather: im surprised and disappointed
Noah: expected
Eva: Are you all really doing the dang party?
Geoff: YUP MY BUFF DUDETTE
Eva: whatever, I'm not going.
Geoff: owww c'mon! We are getting the drama brothers to perform!
Geoff: Brody is working on that, right bro?
Brody: sure thing bro!
Eva: I don't even like the drama brothers.
Justin: status: beautifully offended
Blaineley added herself to the group chat
Blaineley: i was getting ready for my job, putting my long blonde hair into a messy bun. As I looked at my blue eyes in the mirror, my cat came in. "I sold you to pay our debts" she said. "Come meet your new masters". I went downstairs and there they were... The drama brothers.
Samey: who's she-?
Geoff: HOW IN THE WORLD
Geoff: you know what? I'm not even gonna ask
Shawn: im going to present myself properly because after hours and hours of investigation I've got to the conclusion that zombies are unable to use phones because they only think of getting brains so there's no zombies in here, that means that I'm safe but im also investigating a probability... Tap to read more
Jasmine: thats how you do it!
Ezekiel: good for you homie!
Shawn: ZOMBIE
Ezekiel: why me, eh.......?
Brick: because you turned into some kind of mutant on world tour, so Shawn thinks you're still a zombie/mutant, sir!
Bridgette: actual cinnamon rolls
Courtney: Bridge dont
Bridgette: too late
Bridgette: welcome to the family, my childs
Brick: is that an order, ma'am?
Bridgette: yeah
Brick: ma'am, yes, ma'am!
Jo: fucking not
Beth: GUYYYYS DO YOU REMEMBER THIS SHOW OF TWO PEOPLE DATING ON THE FIRST DATES HOW WAS THT CALLED? ? I THINK IT WAS FROM THE UK???
Heather: ew, suck it up pig
Beth: what do you want me to suck? Your dick?
Lindsay: fort doesn't!
Heather: pardon?
Beth: excuse me?
Lindsay: its xalled fort doesn't!
Lindsay: ther wds whetr I met my ex gf latin!!!
DJ: did you mean first date,,?
Lindsay: cum!
DJ: GOD NO SOMEONE DELETE THAT MESSAGE SHE WROTE IT BAD DONT PAY ATTENTION TO IT!
Jasmine: yeah, I'm sure it was an accident! Dont make fun of her!
Cody: c-c-cum... Pfff... Cum....
Noah: only dumbasses would laugh at that. Come on, what are we? Sixth graders?
Geoff: cum... BAHAHAHSHSJAHDHAJHAHA
Brody: SHE SAID CUM FR HAHDHAJDH
Gwen: CUM MDNDNSKALJAJJA
Alejandro: its not funny guys
Tyler: HAHA SHE SAID CUM HAHAHAHSH
Alejandro: its funny guys
Izzy: STOP IT OR TEAM E-SCOPE IS GONNA BLOW UP YOUR PLACES
Noah: I didnt agree
Eva: neither did I.
Izzy: you guys are no fun! E-scope is sure Duncan would have agreed!
Noah: k then hook up with the criminal boy
Izzy: E-SCOPE WILL DO!
Courtney: not D*can 😭😭
Samey: you all don't like him?
Gwen: such a stupid question
Samey: oh, sorry
Gwen: he's the freaking worst XD
Courtney: and a CHEATER
Geoff: but damn his ass looking nice 😍
Jo: and his fucking face is so fucking punchable
Harold: I want to send him to a room full of Celine Dion Music Store Standees.
Jasmine: I gotta say, when I saw the episode, Duncan's fear was the most, um. . .
Courtney: ridiculous?
Gwen: funny?
Alejandro: manly?
Geoff: oh yeah dont mind alejerkdro he was a GIRLFRIEND STEALER
Courtney: girlfriend stealer!
Bridgette: i thought he was my friend, but now is time to diss him!
DJ: sure we had some fun times but I'm not gonna miss him now!
Courtney: girlfriend stealer!
Cody: you're gonna get what's coming to you!
Brick: and if it's the last thing I ever do uh uh!
Noah: oh oh
Heather: that's right!
Lindsay: thats rothe!
Courtney: that's right!
Leshawna: that's right!
Harold: let's go a little back we captured Bridgette in a sack
Lindsay: andhaf aaugh attack wehn you stretche me in the rack!
Geoff: All those times you made me smile...
Geoff: YOU WANTED MY WOMAN ALL THE WHILE!
Bridgette: duh, I'm not your woman
Noah: girlfriend stealer
Geoff: YOU'RE NOT MY NEW BROTHER
Geoff: YOU'RE A PUSSY, SPANISH, NASTY BLISTER OH
Brody: GIRLFRIEND STEALER
Brick: you're gonna get what's coming to you!
Eva: if it's the last thing I ever do.
DJ: OOH OOH!
Geoff: but don't worry Al, that's past things, we're out of it now
Alejandro: I'm glad to hear that amigo
Brody: pendejo
Alejandro: tu madre
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