Micheal Jackson lookin' ass: ok, So I told Mrs. Miya and she said she would cover for Atsumu and Akagi and even me and Komori if need be.
Sangwoo: bitch- when did you talk to my ma????????
Micheal Jackson lookin' ass: when you and Samu were fighting about who Suna loved more. Which hurt.
Sangwoo: Oh baby, I just wanted Osamu to feel the devastation of being leftovers
Sangwoo's twin: oh shit, that's right, you and Suna dated before Osamu opened his big mouth.
Pretty hair: I wouldn't count three make-outs, two hangouts, and one almost fuck. Counts as a "serious relationship"
Sangwoo: ok look, I just wanted to feel loved-
Sangwoo; omi...why are there more flowers!?
Micheal Jackson lookin' ass: oops?
Sangwoo's twin: jesus Christopher-
Snek: no- we don't know a Christopher
Sangwoo: lmao.
Sangwoo: Kiyoomi Sakusa.
Micheal Jackson lookin' ass: whoops
Sangwoo's twin: what did he do?
Sangwoo: There are twelve more dozen of flowers.
Sangwoo's twin: oh god-
Micheal Jackson lookin' ass: I didn't know your favorite flower, so I decided to get you a dozen of every flower!
Sangwoo: KIYOOMI!?!?!?!? OMG- I LIKE ORCHIDS
Micheal Jackosn lookin' ass: oh- I'll order more then
Sangwoo: NOOOO
Micheal Jackson lookin' ass: too late
Sangwoo: omg- Omi no 🫠
Weasel brows: he's already ordering more
Sangwoo: I swear to god, Omi. I'ma fucking cry- please no more flowers. There are over 400,000 types of flowers. How are you not broke!?
Micheal Jackson lookin' ass: anything for you
My hair is pretty: *cough* down bad *cough*
Sangwoo: send help-
Micheal Jackson lookin' ass: atsumu, let's talk in private
Sakuatsu irl:
Atsumu sat down on his phone, looking at his loving boyfriend. "Baby, I thought you liked me spoiling you?" Sakusa asked. Atsumu snorted, "Of course I do, but that's too much. I barely have room-" he was cut off "So, do you want a garden?" Atsumu facepalmed "No, I just want you. I don't mind the gifts. But in small quantity omi love," Sakusa hummed. "So, I could give you a ri-" Osamu came in, 'Oi tsumu, I need your charger. Rin took mine" Osamu kinda just, took it "Great thanks" and left. "...sorry, you were saying omi?" Sakusa shook his head, "Never mind that, wanna rest and then finish planning the group's trip?" Atsumu squeaked in agreement
Back in chat:
Weasel brows: they are so arguing over flowers
Tiny one: defo
That one libero: did kiyo actually-?
Weasel brows: yes.
Angry Birb: oh-
Sangwoo: ok, he canceled the order and replaced it with two orders of my favorite flower.
Micheal Jackson lookin' ass: yep, and we talked over everything, the trip will start this weekend and last a week, maybe two if we so wish, but we should tell our parents and coaches. No one else
Sangwoo: and we'll going to America to spend some time together in the mountains!
Everyone: sounds fun!
Snake eyes: great, and we'll be sharing a room with our lovers right?
Sangwoo: yep!
Sangwoo's twin: ok, so what will we need?
Micheal Jackson lookin' ass: just hygiene basics, I'll cover everything else, and also if you need anything to sleep, bring that
Sangwoo: so, bring any stuffie!
Micheal Jackson lookin' ass: yep, and blankets too, it gets cold there
Everyone: got it
My hair is great: so, we never went over one thing. Why does Oikawa look like a god-sculpted being, but he's a dick?
Snake eyes: you mean Kuroo?
Sangwoo: haha, we don't have time to unpack all that.