JIF Texts

By borniroy

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[From my 1st book] C: 😭 M: What is it, Carmen? C: Mochi died. M: OH my go-wait who's Mochi? C: The cat 🀣. M... More

Texts 1: Put the shit on stereo (not)
Texts 2: DO I LOOK LIKE A GIVE A FUCK ADRIEN?!
Texts 3: Your package has arrived.
Texts 4: the cats
Texts 5: 'Emergency'
Texts 6: WhY dOn'T yOu ShUt YoUr TrAp?!!
Texts 7: *eats helium*
Texts 8: You PROMISED!!!
Texts 9: Let me live in peace
Texts 10: Coffee Shop
Texts 11: adios (I'm LEAVING)
Texts 12: Phasmophobia panic
Texts 13: when you find the Ouija board in Phasmophobia
Texts 14: when Adrien finds the tarot cards in Phasmophobia
Texts 15: *Screaming out the ghost's name in Phasmophobia*
Texts 16: You got ghost orbs?
Texts 17: Please Tell Me You Weren't Walking Around at 3 am
Texts 18: GOATMAN!!!
Texts 19: Someone's dead...
Texts 20: the sane person
My first book but it's on crack
What I drew today
Texts 23: Care to tell me?
Texts 24: Safety Second
Apologies to Plagg
Texts 26: For the 4th time
Texts 27: Making the Korean learn French
Texts 28: Misconception
Texts 29: bold of you to assume that I have the stones
Texts 30: POV- When someone gets tired of their eyebrows and hair
Texts 31: Happy
Texts 32: Delete search history.
Texts 33: *kicks open the door*
Texts 34: Pure as fuck
Texts 35: Adrien's five reasons why Scarlett should marry Marinette
Texts 36: Marinette trying to cook chicken soup
Texts 37: Idiots
Texts 38: Marinette the Crackhead
Texts 39: GODDAMNIT YOU TWO-
Texts 40: when Marinette posted a Lukadrien pic on Instagram
Texts 41: Adrien wants to play DEVOUR
Texts 42: Coca Cola
Texts 43: Chaos
Texts 44: Prove It
Texts 45: Marinette dyed her hair...blonde?!!
Texts 47: Gotta let the cat out of the bag
Texts 48: When I was your height
Texts 49: It's Halloween Costume Time
Texts 50: Plagg being a cat
Texts 51: Why am I here?
Texts 52: Where's the Rice

46: Random Headcannons

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By borniroy

1. Plagg loves vodka-like really, he just loves the damn drink. Marinette has to keep a bottle of it in her fridge for him.

2. Marinette is a pansexual...and a hopeless romantic, she likes Scarlett, but is pretty dense that Scarlett thinks she is oblivious.

3. No saying about Luka and Adrien. Marinette and Plagg can stand them as long as they don't start being cheesy, or making out. When that happens, Plagg is just texting while Marinette goes to another room to call for someone to pick her up.

4. The one time Marinette came home covered in hickeys, Adrien said, "Had your first time?" while Plagg was like, "Would be a bummer if you were *clears throats* positive."

Marinette: "HYUNG, I'M NOT PREGNANT, I SWEAR-"

Luka: "WAIT YOU ARE-?"

5. When Luka married Adrien, Marinette had to bring Plagg on a wheelchair because he went and broke his leg in the parking lot, just to annoy the newly-wed couple.

6. Marinette knows that Plagg gets drunk on vodka, but  Adrien decided to take it further by giving him a wine bottle instead...Marinette did not like that one bit, so she threw a cake at him for recompensation.

7. This is what happened when Marinette brought along her daughter:

Plagg: ya want a beer?

Adrien: SHE'S FOUR-

Plagg:  I DON'T KNOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH HER-

Luka: babysitting

Yeah, you know the rest.

8. And then there's EAH, Raven and Marinette are friends, just...from two different universes. (Marinette tells her that she is dense, because Dexter obviously has a crush on her. They are the only straight couple I ship). Also Madeline Hatter always feeds Marinette biscuits, because she is 'Thin as a string.'


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