[7:01am] 10/11/22
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Incoming call from Eric
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*On the call*
Eric: good morning love
Charles: ugh
Eric: that's nice
Charles: you woke me up
Eric: The sun is up, so so should you
Charles: I beg to differ
Eric: what are you doing Charles?
Charles: I was sleeping
Eric: did you ever think of not answering
Charles: I couldn't do that
Eric: why?
Charles: it's you
Eric: aww your so cute Charles
Charles: what are you doing
Eric: picking clothes out for lunch with a friend
Charles: a friend?
Eric: yes
Charles: what kind of friends?
Eric: are you jealous
Charles: must be a special friend if you had to wake me up at 7am to inform me you were going to brunch with them
Eric: you are jealous
Charles: you woke me up at goodness knows what time it is on whatever day it is
Eric: it's Tuesday
Charles: fuck
Eric: you don't have to worry about this friend, SHE will probably want to lecture me about how I don't listen to my colleagues
Charles: m'kay
Eric: not jealous anymore?
Charles: no
Eric: now you sound sleepy
Charles: I'm always tired
Eric: it sounds adorable
Charles: I'm half asleep, tangled in my bedsheets with my clothes crumpled, my hair sticking up everywhere and my face buried in my pillow
Eric: sounds adorable
Charles: you have a very strange definition of what adorable is
Eric: fair enough
[5:34pm]
Eric: hey um I was wondering, do you perhaps want to meet in real life?
Eric: you don't have to if you don't want to but I thought it would be nice to be able to see each other
Eric: I suppose we could send eachother a photo but I tend to look like I'm about to kill someone in a photo and I don't want to scare you off
[5:47pm]
Charles: ERICCCCCC
Eric: did you miss me?
Charles: yes I can't stop thinking about you
Eric: wow I didn't even need to take my shirt off
Charles: not that I'd complain
Charles: I'd love to meet you in real life
Charles: it would be great to see you, I'm now soooo excited
Charles: haha I don't think you'd be able so scare me away darling
Eric: that's good
Eric: I don't know why you are so excited to see me, I could be a walking blob for all you know
Charles: did you seriously just say walking blob
Eric: I deeply regret my actions
Charles: haha
Charles: when do you want to meet up
Eric: I don't actually know, I need to see when I'm free
Charles: ok, no need to rush
[12:59pm]
Charles: do you think you can fall in love with someone you just met?
Eric: yes you can, why?
[00:03am] 11/11/22
Charles: because I think you can and my sister thinks I'm stupid
Eric: Eleanor or Lily?
Charles: Lily, Eleanor falls in love with people she will never be able to meet so she can't say anything...
Eric: do you like someone then?
Charles: yes I do, well at least I think I do
Eric: you should tell him
Charles: I don't know if he feels the same way
Eric: still, better to tell him than not to
Charles: that's what Eleanor says
Eric: well she sounds very smart
Charles: she is, I need to mull things over before I go to sleep. Goodnight Eric
Eric: Goodnight Charles
[5:13am]
Eric: good morning love
[6:58am]
Charles: morning darling
[12:04pm]
Charles: currently I'm in my break in Central Park and there is a guy walking around in a metallic suit
Charles: does he think he's Magneto from the X-Men or something?
[12:09pm]
Charles: I think he's using magnet jokes as pick up lines
[12:12pm]
Charles: yep he's using magnet jokes as pick up lines
Charles: he just said to me "baby are you a magnet, because I can't wait to pin you up against a fridge"
Charles: ew
[4:15pm]
Charles: I walked into a tree on the way home
Charles: a fucking tree
[4:30pm]
Charles: Eriiiiiiiccccc where are yooouuu
Charles: are you mad at me?
Charles: sorry if you are, what did I do
Charles: I don't want to be clingy but you are my favourite person and I miss you. Plus it's been an emotional day.
[4:34pm]
Eric: oh my goodness Charles
Eric: I just left my phone at home by mistake
Charles: oh
Eric: I think I need to go and punch that man in the metallic suit
Eric: how did you walk into a tree?
Charles: I wasn't paying attention
Eric: I guessed that
[00:55am] 12/11/22
Eric: this is stupid
Eric: I shouldn't have missed you as much as I did today
Eric: I really Fucking missed you Charles
Eric: I kept reaching for my phone to send you the stupidest texts ever but I didn't have it on me
Eric: it's ridiculous that I shall be very disappointed if I don't tell you that I had a really good sandwich at lunch today
Eric: I don't know what's going on
Eric: I really should sleep but I don't think I'll be able to
Eric: and do me a favour and don't read these messages
Eric: Goodnight Charles
[7:13am]
Eric: sorry about last night
Charles: why?
Eric: what do you mean why?
Charles: you have nothing to be sorry about
Eric: I'm confused
Charles: Eric you have to be one of the stupidest people on the planet
Eric: ...
Charles: I am smiling like a lunatic
Charles: at just gone 7
Charles: that is an achievement
Charles: don't be sorry, you just made me really happy
Charles: I'm so happy I could kiss you
Eric: I'm glad I made you happy Charles
Charles: you are a silly man darling
[10:18am]
Charles: you know how I said I think I like a guy?
Charles: well I don't think, I know
Charles: and I don't like him, I think I love him
[12:06pm]
Eric: why did I need to know this, surely you should be telling him
[2:53pm]
Charles: are you stupid?
[5:21pm]
Eric: no, just curious as to why you are telling me you love someone rather than the person you love
[8:54pm]
Charles: I think you are even stupider than me sometimes.
[10:49pm]
Eric: I don't think that is possible Charles
[00:00am] 13/11/22
Charles: it's you, you bloody imbecile
Charles: I'm completely and utterly in love with you