[9:29am] 04/11/22
Eric: well last night was certainly interesting
Charles: agreed
Eric: it was nice though
Charles: yes it was actually
Eric: what are you doing today?
Charles: marking, marking and more marking
Eric: how fun
Charles: the joys of being a professor
Charles: what are you doing today Eric?
Eric: I have the day off so I will probably just read, exercise, play with my cat ect
Charles: you have a cat???
Eric: yes did I not tell you
Charles: what's it called?
Eric: he is called Shabba
Charles: cuteeeee
Charles: I love cats
Eric: why am I now picturing you in your 80s, still wearing your tweed jackets, surrounded by a bunch of cats
Charles: oh shush. What does your cat look like?
Eric: do you want to see a picture?
Charles: I'd love too
Eric: This is Shabba
Charles: he's the cutest, who's that holding him?
Eric: my cousin
Charles: cute
Eric: he's rather clever, he can go to the toilet on the toilet
Charles: omg that's amazing
Eric: he is quite something
Charles: I want him
Eric: I'm afraid he's mine
Charles: shame
[7:43pm]
Eric: you know on my day off, in the evening I feel like I should be doing something fun, not lying on the sofa watching a documentary
Charles: wait that's not considered fun?
Eric: not by most
Charles: well then it appears I am not most people
Eric: same with me Charles
Charles: I am awfully glad to hear that...or read that
Charles: technicalities
Eric: you succeed in making me smile Charles
Charles: that's good
[8:03pm]
Charles: you live in New York right?
Eric: I do
Charles: and may I ask, what is your favourite type of cupcake?
Eric: chocolate with chocolate icing
Charles: you have good taste
Eric: thank you...I think
Charles: do you know the Pret a Manger on Central Park Street?
Eric: yes, I do, why?
Charles: may I ask that you go there tomorrow at some point and say your name to the person working at the counter
Eric: I shall think about it
Charles: that is all I ask
[10:24am] 05/11/22
Eric: Holy shit Charles
Eric: !!!!!
[10:26am]
Eric: Chaaaaaaaarrrlessss
[10:30am]
Eric: C H A R L E S
[10:35am]
Eric: answer meeeeeeeeee
[10:40am]
Charles: hello darling, what's got you so desperate to talk to me this fine morning
Charles: wait, did you go to the café?
Eric: yes
Charles: What did you think?
Eric: you are brilliant
Charles: why thank you
Eric: your cupcakes were mouthwatering
Charles: glad you enjoyed them
Eric: how did you convince the workers to do that?
Charles: one of them is my sister's friend and I teach another one
Charles: and don't worry, I made them promise not to say anything about you. Just in case you wanted to one to know
Eric: you are amazing
Charles: obviously
Eric: my employees are looking at me as though they have seen a murder
Charles: why
Eric: because I'm smiling
Charles: haha, well gotta run, talk later darling
Eric: mhm
[11:45pm]
Eric: grey or black suit
Charles: why?
Eric: I have a big meeting tomorrow and I can't decide what to wear
Charles: and your coming to me for fashion advice?
Eric: Chaaaaaaaarrrlessss
Charles: black
Eric: thank you darling
Charles: hey that's my thing
Eric: what do you want me to call you then, Schnookums?
Charles: I hate you
Eric: that's a shame
[2:54pm] 06/11/22
Eric: Charles I'm bored
Charles: that's a shame
Eric: :(
[3:01pm]
Eric: are you busy?
Charles: no I'm on my way home
Eric: can we play a game?
Charles: sure
Eric: well share childhood experiences
Charles: sounds good
Eric: just before I started College, I met a bloke at a bar and we had a one night stand. He ended up being my physics teacher
Charles: that is my worst nightmare come true
Eric: I'm not surprised
Charles: my sister Lily accidentally pushed my father down a flight of stairs and I got the blame. So I pushed over a glass cabinet in an act of rebellion. Needless to say, Logan spent the next week idolising me
Eric: that is amusing
Eric: when I was 16 I tried to start a German rock band
Charles: hahahaha
Charles: you are 100% my favourite person
Eric: you are too kind
Charles: when my father would shout too much, I would climb up a tree and stay there. One time I fell off the tree and onto my mother's balcony.
Eric: well that was really stupid
Charles: yeah
Eric: your childhood sounds odd Charles
Charles: it was
Eric: I bumped the menorah over when it was lit and set the curtains on fire
Charles: you are a menace to society
Eric: agreed
Charles: I collected coins as a child
Eric: ohhh so you were always a 80 year old man
Charles: oh shush
Eric: I fell off a ladder while stacking books at a library
Charles: idiot
Charles: I developed a rather annoying habit of always having to knock on a door 3 times before going in because I walked into my father's room while he was having sex with another woman
Eric: are you ok?
Charles: I think so
Eric: this has changed from telling funny childhood experiences to basically admitting to having traumatic daddy issues
Charles: eh accurate
Eric: I am sorry you had to go through that Charles
Charles: thank you Eric
Eric: no problem Schnookums
Charles: Eriiiiiiiccccc you ruined it, it was a very sweet moment before you called me that
Eric: my apologies love
Charles: it's ok
Eric: that's good