Ben: I still have no idea how i'm in love with you
Mal: Yeah, well, you're stuck with me, and no take backs, honey
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Mal: Without ugly, there would be no beauty in this world
Evie: Thanks for your sacrifice, Doug
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Mal: I only have Ben for five days and a half but if anything happened to him i would kill everyone in this room and then myself
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Mal: Help! I'm drowning!
Ben: Calm down. We're only in six feet of water!
Mal: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!!!
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Mal: What's this?
Ben, hugging Mal: Affection!
Mal: Disgusting
Mal: .....do it again.
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Lonnie: If i die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you'll all invited.
Ben: If?
Jane: Great, the only party i'm ever invited to and she might not even die.
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Jay: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Carlos: Weight loss? Drink water
Evie: Clear skin? Drink water
Mal: Want to get rid of someone?
Drown them.