Harry: Audrey is playing hard to get.
Harry: Littel do she know, i'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
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Audrey: You're so depressing.
Harry: Then stop dating me.
Audrey: No, i love watching you fail.
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Waitress: And what would you like?
Harry: I wish to devour the unborn!
Audrey: Eggs, he wants eggs
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Harry: Can you blend cheese?
Audrey: Don't think so and i don't want to try it.
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Uma: Why is Harry crying?
Audrey: He said the only vegetable that can make you cry is an onion.
Uma: ......And?
Audrey: I threw a watermelon at him
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Harry: Oh dear
Audrey: Harry, i told you, no one our age says "oh dear"
Harry: Oh my
Audrey: ......Or that
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Audrey: I hate it when people say 'are you even listening to me?'
Harry, nodding: It's such a weird way to start a conversation