Evie: We call that a traumatic event
Evie: *turning to Jay* Not a "bruh moment"
Evie: *turning to Carlos* Not a "major L"
Evie: *turning to Mal* And definitely not a "off moment"
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Jay: The ocean is a soup
Carlos: Do elaborate
Jay: What is needed for something to be a soup?
Carlos: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally i prefer a littel meat in mine
Jay: *tilts head*
Carlos: The ocean is a soup!
Jay: The ocean is a soup!
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Ben: I bet you're wondering why i gathered you here today. It's because we need to have a discussion about how some people in this room aren't getting along with other people in this room.
Mal: Why did you say that so vaguely? Audrey and i are literally the only people you called in here.
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Evie: So how was your date?
Carlos: It was fun! We almost got surprised adopted.
Evie: ... What?
Jane: We almost got kidnapped
Evie: Oh, okay
Evie: ...
Evie: WAIT YOU WHAT-
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Audrey: You've saved me, i owe you my life.
Mal: No thanks. I've seen your life and i'm not impressed
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Ben: Why is Audrey crying?
Chad: She took that online quiz,
"Which of the VK's are you"
Ben: And?
Chad: She got Mal
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After Descendants 3
Mal: The real treasure were the memories we made
Audrey: I almost died!
Mal: That was my fondest memory.