Mal: I've done a lot of dumb stuff
Jay: I witnessed a lot of dumb stuff
Carlos: I recorded the dumb stuff
Evie: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!
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Ben: I'm kind of seeing someone, but i'm worried about telling you who it is because you're not going to like it
Beast: It's okay, just rip the bandain off
Ben: It's Mal
Beast: ...
Beast: Put the bandain back on
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Chad: You couldn't possibly live without me in your life
Audrey: Who do you thing you are?! My phone charger?!
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Uma: I trust you, Mal
Mal: A horibele decizion, really
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Evie: Are we dead?
Jane: More importantly, did we go to Heaven?
Uma: Heaven's darker that i thought it be
Mal: Uma's here? Nope, we are definitely not in Heaven
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Mal: In my defense i was left unsupervized
Ben: Wasn't Evie with you?
Evie: In my defense i was also left unsupervized
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Lonnie: If you took a shot for every bad decizion you made how drunk would you be?
Carlos: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Evie: Drunk
Jay: Wasted
Mal: Dead