Cody: okay so this week is the lesbians week right
Heather: ues
Heather: yes*
Ezekiel: zeke supports the lesbos and wlw!!! Happy lesbian week yo!!!
Bridgette: my son is so cute
Cody: okay so bringing back the attention to me
Cody: I wrote poems about the wlw relationships there
Noah: with my help
Cody: yes
Courtney: that's actually pretty cool
Cody: first is for Katie and Sadie
Katie: OMG A POEM FOR USSS EEEEEEEEEEK
Sadie: IKR SOOO COOOOOOL EEEEEEE
Noah: ik, so cool and cute besties, eeeeeeek😍😍😍😍💗💗💗💗🥰🥰🥰🥰
Cody: here it goes
Cody: you are my best friend
I am your best friend
Girlfriends we are
I don't know why
End.
Trent: poetic...
DJ: this made me think about the meaning of life...
Harold: I'm crying, it's so expressive, gosh...
Duncan: it's shit, even I could do it better
Sadie: IT'S SOOOO CUTEEEEE 😭😭😭
Katie: IKR??? I'M CRYING!! 😭😭😭
Cody: at least someone APPRECIATE my poetry skills
Eva: ok.
Izzy: wait you guys are dating?????!!!!
Katie: we're not!!
Sadie: but like, we totally cuddle, kiss, and like, those relationships things!
Katie: yea but we're like totally like not dating!!
Sadie: wanna, like, date?
Katie: omg yes!!!
Sadie: now we're dating!!!
Noah: cool, don't care
Heather: ^
Cody: next is Bridney!!
Bridgette: us<3
Courtney: US
Cody: the moon fell in love with the ocean
End
Courtney: guess I'm the moon and Bridge the ocean??
Cody: yes!
Bridgette: at least you tried, I appreciate the effort... I guess
Noah: fuck Cody
Noah: I just gave you a topic, I literally said: "you could compare Courtney with the moon and Bridgette with the ocean" And you just put that
Cody: yes
Noah: brb I'm going to kms
Cody: next Heather and Gwen!
Heather: no please
Heather: no
Heather: for fucks sake no
Jo: ahem
Heather: oh right the fuck belongs to jo
Heather: FOR GODS SAKE NO
Gwen: aw, it can't be that bad
Cody: I put all my effort just for you gothie;)
Gwen: okay it is THAT bad
Cody: the darkness was alone
But in that darkness in the dark
The moon managed to be the light in the darkness dark
End
DJ: What
Gwen: e
Heather: ????????????
Beth: poetic
Noah: wow, so deep
Geoff: man, you touched my feelings 😔🦵
Trent: why the leg
Geoff: I like my legs
Duncan: I like being between your legs
Geoff: so hot🥵
Trent: and you don't like being between mine? You're no real, Duncan :(((...
Duncan: I have enough dick for both of you, don't cry
Geoff: yea let's do a threesome
Trent: cool I'm inviting Harold too
Duncan: yea invite that bitch, I like him
Duncan: 😕
Courtney: exposed
Ezekiel: homie that's a bit... Homosexual for a straight person, eh...
Heather: nah, he's going through his gay era
Noah: omg Duncan's gay arc!!!
Cody: HAHAHA
Jo: fucking finally
Duncan: IM NOT
Jo: i fucking knew that fuck was fucking gay
Duncan: IM NORMAL NOT GAY
Leshawna: normal he says
Leshawna: and he made out with Harold
Harold: hey!
Leshawna: sorry sugar, but you made out with the worst person you could make out
DJ: how are you not mad at him? Isn't he your boyfriend?
Leshawna: its called
Leshawna: ✨open relationship✨
Leshawna: cant believe I used the little stars boy
DJ: oh ok!
Cody: IM NOT DONE
Cody: lasst but not least...!
Cody: Izzy and Lindsay!!
Tyler: you have a gf?! THAT'S SO COOL LINDS!
Alejandro: the man literally got out of the bathroom happily jumping
Heather: who?
Alejandro: Tyler
Heather: no, who asked?
Cody: OOOOOOOHHHHH!!
Trent: OOOO MY GAWD
Cody: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!!
Gwen: TUTURUTUTURU
Trent: man we're like team Rocket
Cody: omfg you're right
Gwen: I'm James
Trent: I'm Jessie
Cody: I'm meowth
Jo: literally the fucking pet
Noah: it says a lot about him
Cody: wdym
Cody: I dont understand
Noah: good boy
Cody: 1((283) }lkwjwkl(jwjakabsbskaoql}£×~×|{${! @?
Heather: o
Heather: HAHAHWHHQHjJahahahah
Jo: fucking god give me fucking patience
Brick: isn't it "give me strength" bae?
Jo: if fucking god gave me fucking strength they all would be fucking dead
DJ: why are you so mad?
Jo: im the fucking only one who says good boy
Noah: Eeeee! Congratulations, now you're not the only one, it's all downhill from here, honey
Jo: fucking kill yourself
Noah: fucking gladly <3
Tyler: hahathats gat
Alejandro: I love you mi angel
Alejandro: let's watch Netflix
Alejandro: but I don't have Netflix
Alejandro: also I don't have tv
Alejandro: so ig we will have to sex
Tyler: im
Tyler: im a virgin
Alejandro: not for long
Heather: 😊
Gwen: BSBSBSBSBSBSHAHSH
Cody: IZZY AND LINDSAY
Izzy: OOOOO WHATS HAPPENING TWINKK
Lindsay: ye! om doing mt ball!
Geoff: Lindsay my girl is doing her balls😆
Lindsay: my nals!
Cody: since is the week of lesbians and youre a lesbian couple I made a poem for you, no need to thank me
Noah: ok
Izzy: OOOOO LETS SEE
Lindsay: butter wrt not a culture!
Izzy: we're not?
Lindsay: i men... Url home...
Izzy: wanna be Izzy's girlfriend?
Lindsay: yes!!!!!!!!
Cody: these bitches gay
Ezekiel: good for them!
DJ: go Linds!
Tyler: YEEEEAAAA
Cody: she was a tangerine
she was a banana
End
Lindsay: i lok banan!
Izzy: eat mine then
Lindsay: 🏃🏼♀️💨
Ezekiel: *bombastic side eye*
Gwen: no offense Cody, but you write poetry like shit...
Courtney: no, full offense
Cody: y'all just jelaous of my poetry art
Noah: coco once wrote a poem for me
Bridgette: that's cute!
Noah: he literally compared me with a fucking tree
Bridgette: Cody, we appreciate your effort for all the wlw there, it was really...cute?
Cody: fuck y'all (except bridge) im now a fanfiction writer
Cody: first I'll write a Duncan x Harold
Leshawna: boy, I would pay to read that
Harold: excuse me what
Courtney: PLEASE CODY DO IT DO IT I'LL LITERALLY PAY TO READ IT
Duncan: im heartbrolwn
Cody: man im going famous
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