Kaia: gods please give me patience
Seonghwa: i think you mean strength
Kaia: if the gods gave me strength everyone would be dead
Hongjoong: what are you, like 5?
Mingi: yeah, five heads taller than you
Hongjoong: ...
Mingi: ....
Mingi: im sorry
Yunho: i fell-
Kaia: from heaven?
Yunho: no, i literally fell-
Kaia: in love with me the moment you saw me?
Yunho: kaia my arm is broken
Kaia: okay,but do you think im pretty? Be honest
Kaia: if i run at jongho he will almost definitely catch me
Kaia: *runs at jongho*
Jongho: KAIA NO IM HOLDING COFFEE
Jongho: *drops coffee to catch kaia*
San: the door is locked, do you have a lock pick?
Kaia: yeah, jongho
Jongho: *kicks open door*
Kaia: hey yeosang, i think i got your lunch. My note doesnt sound right. It says 'im very proud of you, love hongjoong'
Yeosang: oh, i was wondering why mine said 'be good. For the love of god, be good.'
Random person: what that mouth do?
Kaia: argue, bye
Kaia: some of you still don't eat the crust on your sandwich like absolute fucking cowards. It's just bread. Are you a toddler? Does your mommy still tuck you in? Eat the crust, you stupid baby
mingi: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
Yeosang: nobody is perfect.
Kaia: *walks in*
Yeosang: except for her.
Kaia: If I don't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down
Mingi: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Yunho: Alright, what's 30x17?
Mingi: 47
Kaia: That's not even close.
Mingi: But it was fast.
Wooyoung: Are you ready to commit?
Kaia: Like, a crime or a relationship?