FRI DEX XX 2:50 A.M.
rude snarky man 🤌
Why are you still up?
ME
When did you start caring 🤔🤔
rude snarky man 🤌
...
Please don't look at me like that.
ME
Like what?
rude snarky man 🤌
Stop it.
ME
I really have no clue what you're talking about.
rude snarky man 🤌
This pillow is five seconds away from being thrown at you.
ME
Are you threatening me?
HEY HEY
PUT IT DOWN
rude snarky man 🤌
Get that smirk off your face then.
ME
why are you texting me when we are eight feet apart?
rude snarky man 🤌
There are two unwanted people in the room.
Add the other two upstairs if you want.
ME
Theyre not bothering me
rude snarky man 🤌
😮💨
ME
If you don't like it you can leave
rude snarky man 🤌
No thank you.
ME
😲
ARE YOU STAYING BC IM HERE
rude snarky man 🤌
It's just a bit roomier here
ME
That's an indirect way of saying yes
rude snarky man 🤌
I didn't feel like witnessing the downfall of kidneys and livers
ME
Why isn't Kaveh over there then
rude snarky man 🤌
I hid his wallet.
ME
You're so mean to him
rude snarky man 🤌
Less of a headache I have to deal with.
ME
If you throw that pillow you'll wake up Kaveh and Lucas
And Lucas isn't very friendly when someone wakes him up
rude snarky man 🤌
There will be other times.
ME
Are you going to the bonfire later tonight?
rude snarky man 🤌
Yeah, it would be rude if I didn't.
ME
Maybe you and Diluc can explain your friendship
pesky ginger has sent a picture
Hold on
brb
rude snarky man 🤌
???
You aren't getting up?
What's that smile for?
(Y/N)??
ME
HOLD YOUR HORSES
I CANTNPROCESS THID
rude snarky man 🤌
Oh archons
Don't tell me
(Y/N).
You have five seconds
ME
PAHAHAHHAHA
DONT COME OVER HERE
I WILL WAKE THEM UP
rude snarky man 🤌
What happened.
ME
I cannot tell you that
rude snarky man 🤌
Tell me.
ME
No, you'll be the one telling me the whole story behind this.
rude snarky man 🤌
What's that smirk for?
ME
YOUR FACE
PAHAHAA
WHY DID YOU LOOK LIKE THAT IN THIS PHOTO???
your hair is all over the place too
BUT THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE
ITS SO??????????
PLEADING????? LIKE A PUPPY DOG???
rude snarky man 🤌
Oh for fucks sake.
ME
this photo is mine
rude snarky man 🤌
(Y/N).
ME
Alhaitham.
rude snarky man 🤌
Do NOT keep that photo.
ME
you aren't my dad
rude snarky man 🤌
You're being a child right now.
ME
I think I deserve this photo
Now what's the story behind it?
rude snarky man 🤌
...
ME
You can glare at me all you want
can't erase my existence or the photo that easily
rude snarky man 🤌
Who sent the photo?
ME
I'm the one asking the questions here
MISTER.
rude snarky man 🤌
This is so frustrating.
ME
This photo looks really good to post online
rude snarky man 🤌
DONT
ME
The panic on your face is priceless
worthy for a photo
rude snarky man 🤌
I think I know the reason why I'm still up.
ME
Hmmm
we must be synchronized
rude snarky man 🤌
That's ... disturbing
ME
quit avoiding the topic rn
rude snarky man 🤌
It's a long story.
ME
Good thing we have time
and neither of us seem tired
rude snarky man 🤌
I was kidnapped.
ME
PFFFFFFFFT
YEAH RIGHT
rude snarky man 🤌
I'm not joking. The day after our disagreement I was kidnapped by a trio of idiots.
ME
Oh that look on your face can kill someone rn
rude snarky man 🤌
Yeah, Kaveh.
ME
he's sleeping
leave the sleepy boy alone
rude snarky man 🤌
Childe is at the top of my hit list.
ME
He seems like the type to do that kind of stuff tbh
rude snarky man 🤌
Because he's crazy.
ME
yeah I figured that out when he saved me from Callie that night
rude snarky man 🤌
He's unhinged.
ME
you're getting off topic
rude snarky man 🤌
Stop waving your finger around like this is a lecture.
ME
It's the only way to catch your attention it seems
rude snarky man 🤌
You're frustrating to deal with.
ME
BACK TO THE QUESTION I ASKED
or this picture goes to Lucas
rude snarky man 🤌
You wouldn't.
ME
Oh, I would.
You don't know me
rude snarky man 🤌
Ugh.
ME
:)
rude snarky man 🤌
I was kidnapped because of our disagreement.
I still don't know who the mastermind behind it was.
But I'm certain it was Kaveh.
ME
It sounds like a Kaveh thing
from the way you talk about it
rude snarky man 🤌
Might have been a mix between him and Diluc.
ME
Oh.
yeah
rude snarky man 🤌
?
ME
Diluc is evil
rude snarky man 🤌
What did he do?
ME
We aren't gonna talk ab that
this is an alhaitham topic being discussed
rude snarky man 🤌
Right.
ME
it is
rude snarky man 🤌
I thought I was going to die.
Childe is scary when he's scheming stuff.
ME
He's pesky.
rude snarky man 🤌
I spent most of the day at Diluc's
It was not a fun time.
ME
Why would that be?
rude snarky man 🤌
I was scolded.
ME
deserved.
rude snarky man 🤌
I'm ignoring that giggle I heard.
ME
you did deserve it.
rude snarky man 🤌
Diluc, Kaveh, and I had a long talk about our twisted life with Callie.
I'm sure Callie must've mentioned something about it to you as well.
ME
I did.
rude snarky man 🤌
That's the story behind the photo.
ME
And we were just getting to the good part :(
rude snarky man 🤌
Oh you're fine.
ME
Well, you can get Childe tonight at the bonfire
rude snarky man 🤌
I planned on it.
ME
You knew he was coming?
rude snarky man 🤌
Diluc texted me when he was invited.
ME
Wait
rude snarky man 🤌
?
ME
How did you know Lucas was the one beside me last night?
rude snarky man 🤌
Intuition.
ME
You're lying
rude snarky man 🤌
Am not.
ME
You narrowed your eyes when i asked about Lucas
rude snarky man 🤌
Quit observing me like I'm sort of animal.
ME
We are eight feet apart
rude snarky man 🤌
And there are four people sleeping.
ME
We could go outside
rude snarky man 🤌
Too cold.
ME
Lame.
rude snarky man 🤌
Says the one who has three blankets.
ME
HEY LISTEN HERE
rude snarky man 🤌
I'm all ears, go on.
ME
Stop looking at me like that
rude snarky man 🤌
I have no clue what you're talking about.
ME
SKLDFJS
STOP.
rude snarky man 🤌
This is quite interesting, don't you think?
ME
I think someone is getting up
rude snarky man 🤌
It'll be your fault.
ME
WHAT
rude snarky man 🤌
No one is getting up.
ME
I'm staying under the blankets
rude snarky man 🤌
Why is that?
ME
a certain someone is making me
rude snarky man 🤌
No one is forcing you.
It's like seeing a lump on a log in real life
ME
what did you just compare me to?
rude snarky man 🤌
Not you exactly, but what you're doing.
ME
weirdo
rude snarky man 🤌
You remind me of a little kid trying to get warm in the winter
ME
But it's cold
rude snarky man 🤌
Maybe wear warmer clothes?
ME
but I get hot at night
rude snarky man 🤌
Make up your mind?
ME
You know like when you put the blanket on
Then you get really hot
So then you take off the blanket
But then you get cold?
rude snarky man 🤌
Then stick a leg out?
ME
NO
WHAT IF SOMEONE GRABS IT
rude snarky man 🤌
No one is going to grab it.
ME
YOU NEVER KNOW THADT
rude snarky man 🤌
Dear archons, I'm dealing with a child.
ME
You can deal with a child or Childe.
rude snarky man 🤌
Don't ever give me those options again.
ME
Or what
HMMMMMMM
rude snarky man 🤌
I imagine you're getting hot right now
Can you breathe ok under there?
ME
when he remembers the things you told him
rude snarky man 🤌
Not my fault you're the one who says random things.
ME
...
rude snarky man 🤌
Aren't you the one who said you can't breathe under the blankets?
ME
I hate you.
rude snarky man 🤌
You don't.
ME
For a certain time I did.
rude snarky man 🤌
I deserved it.
ME
Glad we agree on that
rude snarky man 🤌
You're going to suffocate under there.
ME
You're still looking at me
rude snarky man 🤌
I'm not.
There's nothing to look at if you're under the blankets.
ME
It can stay that way
rude snarky man 🤌
Stop being shy.
ME
as if a saying can cure it
rude snarky man 🤌
No but you can confront it
Perhaps you don't like eye contact?
ME
It's uncomfortable
rude snarky man 🤌
Hmm, ok.
ME
Ok
I cant breathe anymore
rude snarky man 🤌
Your hair is a mess.
ME
Thanks captain obvious
rude snarky man 🤌
Are you going to be helping with any of the cooking?
ME
No
I've been banned
rude snarky man 🤌
You've been banned?
ME
...
Lucas is a loudmouth
rude snarky man 🤌
Did you do something?
ME
...
I don't want my dark secret brought to the light.
rude snarky man 🤌
Oh, so it was that bad.
Noted.
ME
?
NOTED?
rude snarky man 🤌
Well, that's a shame.
ME
What is a shame?
rude snarky man 🤌
You and Lucas will be the only ones not helping with cooking.
Meaning you'll be kicked out of whatever house we choose to cook in.
ME
You can cook?
rude snarky man 🤌
Yeah, I can.
ME
Wow
rude snarky man 🤌
Just because I keep to myself and seem quiet doesn't mean I know how to cook.
ME
That explains your physique
rude snarky man 🤌
Glad you took note of that.
ME
THATS NOT QJAT I MEANR
rude snarky man 🤌
That was hard to read.
ME
Stop looking at me like that again
rude snarky man 🤌
Thanks for the compliment.
ME
kys
rude snarky man 🤌
Someone got caught red-handed.
ME
I think I hear Amber coming downstairs
rude snarky man 🤌
Don't change the subject.
As I said, a photo lasts longer.
ME
Don't worry, I have my photo.
rude snarky man 🤌
Delete that one.
ME
I'll pass.
rude snarky man 🤌
Please.
ME
No.
rude snarky man 🤌
:(
ME
PFFFFFFFT
no
looking at me like that doesn't do ANYTHING
rude snarky man 🤌
Then why did you look away?
ME
because it won't work on me
rude snarky man 🤌
It must have, you looked away.
Didn't you say you had feelings for me?
ME
...
rude snarky man 🤌
I would like to point out, hiding half of your face doesn't help you one bit.
But it's quite cute.
ME
STOP
i hate you
you're chuckling even though it's silent
rude snarky man 🤌
If you didn't throw the pillow high enough, it would have hit Kaveh.
ME
I wasn't aiming for him.
rude snarky man 🤌
So you would have been ok if you woke him up?
ME
yeah
he can be my savior in disguise
rude snarky man 🤌
Did you forget he was willing to sacrifice you when he pulled that prank on me?
ME
But it didn't work.
rude snarky man 🤌
The second time it did.
ME
We aren't talking about that.
rude snarky man 🤌
Just a friendly reminder.
ME
At least I didn't fall too hard
rude snarky man 🤌
Because I broke the fall.
ME
what a kind gentlemen you were
rude snarky man 🤌
I don't think he would be your savior.
Me
Third times the charm?
rude snarky man 🤌
Pfft, yeah right.
ME
I'm sure of it.
rude snarky man 🤌
Quite optimistic of you.
ME
I can use Childe as my savior.
rude snarky man 🤌
No, you are not.
ME
He's a reliable one
rude snarky man 🤌
Then you'll be on my hitlist too.
ME
nu uh
rude snarky man 🤌
Yeah huh, you will be.
ME
I'll have to test it out
rude snarky man 🤌
Don't.
ME
Why.
rude snarky man 🤌
Just, don't.
ME
That's very tempting, Alhaitham.
rude snarky man 🤌
(Y/N).
I'm warning you right now, don't do it.
Or you will regret it.
ME
Hmm
Sounds like a challenge i want
rude snarky man 🤌
Are there any brain cells left in your brain?
ME
Yes there are
but I'm starting to get tired
rude snarky man 🤌
Well, it is half past three.
ME
You don't seem tired
rude snarky man 🤌
I'm having a good time.
ME
You are?
rude snarky man 🤌
Yeah, I have a source of entertainment in front of me.
ME
This is backfiring on me
rude snarky man 🤌
Yes, it is.
ME
I don't like this
rude snarky man 🤌
Hmm, but I do.
Don't mock me.
ME
Quit watching me
rude snarky man 🤌
You look like an angry kid.
ME
I want to wipe that smirk off your face
rude snarky man 🤌
Then do so.
ME
No.
rude snarky man 🤌
Don't bark an empty threat.
ME
You're a pain in my ass.
rude snarky man 🤌
The feeling is mutual.
ME
Well, I will say this before I go to bed.
I'm glad things aren't awkward between us
rude snarky man 🤌
It's a relieving feeling. I shouldn't have lashed out like that the other day.
I am sorry about that.
ME
I forgive you. Just don't do it again.
rude snarky man 🤌
Don't plan on it.
ME
Good, otherwise if you do that again, I would never forgive you.
rude snarky man 🤌
It's not on my agenda.
ME
You look tired
rude snarky man 🤌
Maybe it's hitting me now.
ME
I'm going to turn off the lamp
rude snarky man 🤌
I got it, I'm closer.
ME
Don't wake up sleeping beauty.
rude snarky man 🤌
Don't call him that.
ME
His hair makes him that way.
rude snarky man 🤌
Goldilocks.
ME
What?
Oh, thanks for my pillow back
rude snarky man 🤌
If you throw the pillow again, you aren't getting it back.
You wouldn't understand, it's an inside joke.
ME
then why did you say it
rude snarky man 🤌
It's fun to throw you in a loop.
Seeing that confused look on your face is worth it.
ME
I want to strangle you.
rude snarky man 🤌
Not into that.
ME
I'm going to do it anyways.
rude snarky man 🤌
That would be assault.
ME
Not if the other party isn't aware.
rude snarky man 🤌
There's evidence against your threat.
ME
I can delete it
rude snarky man 🤌
I'd like to see you try.
ME
You probably have a complicated password
watch it be sixteen digits long
or one of those weird ass passcodes
rude snarky man 🤌
I don't like your assumptions.
ME
So I am right.
rude snarky man 🤌
As I said, just because I study three majors doesn't mean I overcomplicate things.
Why are you looking at me like that?
ME
I can't believe you just said that.
rude snarky man 🤌
Aren't you tired?
ME
Aren't YOU tired?
rude snarky man 🤌
Don't copy me.
ME
It's probably something simple then, like your birthday.
Or the last four of your phone number.
rude snarky man 🤌
You still wouldn't know.
ME
Locking you out of your phone would be funny
rude snarky man 🤌
Oh, so funny.
ME
I'm going to bed
Goodnight, Alhaitham.
rude snarky man 🤌
Goodnight, (Y/N).
Don't have too much fun being kicked out of the house while we are cooking later today.
ME
I'll be sulking.
rude snarky man 🤌
Don't worry, I'll let you taste test some of the stuff.
ME
REALLY?
rude snarky man 🤌
Cute.
That's harsh, don't leave me hanging like that.
ME
GET SOME SLEEP.
GOODNIGHT.
rude snarky man 🤌
Goodnight.
seen 3:51 a.m.