(Yay, I get an appearance in this part!)
Me: *Is in a pharmacy to get yet another Covid-19 booster shot*
Pharmacist: When's your birthday?
Me: 2000, uh.. May.. fifth..? No, wait! That isn't quite right. Umm...
*Meanwhile, with the Kats*
Literary Kat: Make haste, oh wise leader! I think our boss desireth some information!
Clipboard Kat: *Frantically rifling through the many sheets of paper on her clipboard* ON IT!!!
Violent Kat: WELL, WHY DOES SHE NEED TO KNOW, HUH?!! CAN'T THE LADY JUST LOOK UP OUR NAME ON HER FREAKING COMPUTER?!!
Sassy Kat: Imma agree with you on that one, Violent. The thing's literally right in front of her.
Romantic Kat: Oh, it's just like her birthday! *Dramatically clasps her hands over her heart and waves in the breeze like an odd reed*
Tranquil Kat: Please! Everyone, remain calm. We'll figure this out, together.
Unladylike Kat: But I thought that we weren't supposed to ask 'ladies' about their ages. Pfft-! Don't tell me that we've suddenly gained gender equality in the past five minutes or something.
Genteel Kat: Hush, sister! Clipboard's trying to think.
Clipboard Kat: *P A N I K*
CK: I- I- I CAN'T FIND IT!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
CK: *Calmly* ..Oh wait, here it is.
CK: *Quickly rolls up the correct sheet of paper and slips in into a tube, then opens a hatch and stuffs the packet of information into the hatch*
All the Kats: *Silently watching as the tube is sucked up to the mysterious reaches of their host's brain*
Sassy Kat: Shame that we can barely even remember our own birthday.
Sassy Kat: Oh wait, we just don't care. *Cackles*
(I kid you not, this was my brain's actual conversation with itself in the millisecond that I was trying to recall my date of birth.) 😅
Me: *Suddenly blurts out* MAY 30TH, 2000!!!!!! *Big sigh of relief*
Mother: *Raises an eyebrow*
Me: Didn't you just accidentally give the wrong birth details to the pharmacist not two minutes ago?
Mom: *S l o w l y lowers eyebrow*