After the insane 10 day training Rias and her Peerage where ready for Rating Game , they all gather around the Club expect for Smg4 Crue where Grayfia was waiting for them
Grayfia : are you all ready
Rias : we ready
Grayfia : What about the Plumber, i hear he can show up evrywhere, even in heaven
Issei : don,t worry , Meggy says she will keep him bussy also Sona make a Trap to make him out of commission today
Grayfia : in that case we can begin
* Everyone teleported into Rating Game arena and it was school again *
Issei : did it work ?
Koneko : look into skies Issei Senpai
Issei : wow
* The skies where indeed different and was much darker , then Grayfia make a announcement *
Grayfia : welcome to Rating Game evryone , today we are here to watch the game between house of Gremory and house of Phoenix
Rias : ok here the plan , i will stay here , Kiba and Koneko will put traps around, especially the bear traps meanwhile Asia will pull her new trick
Asia : i didn't know that being a devil is more interesting then going into goody goody to shoes church follower * she was playing with matches
Issei : Mario told me to not going to his room becouse of booby traps
Rias : after we put the traps , Akeno will hover in the skies to strike Riser Queen , meanwhile you Issei and Koneko will go to the gym fist
Everyone nood and go to work
( meanwhile in Student Council Room )
Sona and her peerage where watching the broadcast from the Rating Game also getting the trap ready
Tsubaki : Press why you told Saji to be close to the open door and what with the broccoli necklaces
Sona : i don,t want to see this plumber here so and Meggy ask me to take care of him
* Then Mario walk in *
Mairo : Hello
Sona : NOW SAJI
Saji slam the door making Mario Pingas stuck
Mairo : * screams * DOOR STUCK , DOOR STUCK ,
Tsubaki : Karma bitch
Mario : I BEG YOU !!!
Sona : now begone demon or i shove broccoli into your mouth
Mario pooped a spaghetti and make silent scream , then exploude
Sona : that will take care of him , now we can watch in peace
Momo picked up the spaghetti and take a bite
Momo : Taste like Ass
Back to the Rating Game they put the traps and are ready to attack , so both Issei and Koneko walk close to the door , Koneko open the door open
Koneko : HEY MOTHER F...R , COME HERE AND GIVE ME YOUR LIVER
* This outburst shocked three pawns and rook where especially when Koenko charge at the Rook names Xulean and rip her liver *
Xulean : W-w-what ... H-how
Koneko : it's called master of disaster
She then roadhouse her sending into the wall , she dropped on the floor and disappeared
Grayfia : One of Riser Rooks Retire
Mira : You pay for this
She wanted to hit her with the Kendo sword but someone one holding it , it was Issei with his Gauntlet
Issei : nice stick you got here ,
He took the stick and break into half , then he grab her hair and was spinning her like crazy , the small twin devils with chainsaws where afraid of those two , they tried to attack Issei but he throw Mira at them , Phoenix pawn took a lot of chainsaw damage and also disapeared
Grayfia : One of Riser Pawns Retired
The twins where now scared and hug eachothers
Issei : listen we can not going to hurt you so we just tied you up and we ok , right
They both noods
Issei : great , Koneko give me the internet cables
They left the the gym that was blowed up by Akeno
Grayfia : Two of Riser Pawns Retired
Issei : we doing great
Koneko : Issei throw me Into skies
Issei : you got it * he grab Koneko and throw her into skies meanwhile someone create explosion where Issei was , it was Rider Queen*
Yubeluna ( i don,t remember her name ) : didn't expected that don,t you
Then the smog clear and Issei stand there in his Armor showing her middle finger
Yubeluna : what
Then Koneko land at her forcing to struggle in the air , meanwhile Akeno fly close to her with Joy Buzzer
Akeno : Koneko , pull her Boobs outside ~
Koenko : one crispy bitch coming right now
Yubeluna : WHAT , THE HELL YOU TWO PLANNING
Koneko ripped her clothes so the big Ballons are on view then she jumped away so Issei can catch her , then Akeno press the Joy Buzzer into her breasts electrocuting her
Yubeluna : * Electric Screams *
Akeno : you feel this~ this is shame of how useless you are right now~
The opponent Queen was steal screaming, after 3 minutes she fall form the skies and crash into the the ground
Yubeluna : Grrrreeraaah * she tries to stand up * I'm not done YET
there was fire salamander named Jerry in front of her ( Issei Familiar ) who flamethrower her making her on fire and finally finishing her off
Grayfia : Riser Queen Retired
* Meanwhile in Riser hideout *
Riser : WHAT , WHAT IS GOING ON , HOW THE HELL THEY LOOSING
Ravel : Brother , the Gremory learn from that crazy plumber some skills
Riser : * sigh * the only thing that we need is luck right now , go and help them out
Back to the Battle Kiba was now fighting with Riser Knight Karlamine , meanwhile the pawns where struggling with the traps like the bear traps , pit holes , the blue cannons holes that launch them into somewhere and magical rocks that turn then into various weird objects or monsters , there was also Asia with the frying pan and bag full of explosives
Karlamine : i don,t know how you all pull this out but this will not help you Knight of Gramory
Kiba : we see about that Knight of Phoenix
They both continue clashing Thier swords meanwhile Koenko and Issei where facing with the other Rook and two Bishops
Isabell : show me what you to can do Red Dragon Emperor and Rook of Gremory
Issei : well Koneko already take down one bishop
They all see the laying on the floor woman without her liver and arms , Then she disappeared
Grayfia : One of Riser Bishops Retired
Koenko : i steal more then liver this time * was holding the stolen limbs *
Ravel : * Gulp *
Isabell : YOU PAY FOR THIS
She was punching and kicking Issei who just stand there with his armor on
Issei : 🎶 Standing there i realize you where just like me , try to change history 🎶
Isabell : SHUT UP
Issei : Footwear Break
He touch Isabell and clap his hands making her footwear blow away , she just stare at it confused
Isabell : i was expecting you to blow my clothes, this is strange
Issei : eh , I'm into feet's now , also it was just a distraction
He grab and break her neck
Grayfia : the Second Rook of Phoenix Retired
Ravel : AAAAAHHH I DON,T WANT TO END UP LIKE THIS
she tries to escape but Koneko grab her Arm and the both BLG together and the crash into Karlamine, she was pushed into one of the bear traps and have her head crashed , meanwhile Ravel was throwed into the forest where Asia finished placing all the TNT boxes , Ravel also notice the rest of the Pawns and one Knight tied up having stick of dynamite in thier mouth
Asia : i find out that explosions and making Arson brign me so much joy
Ravel : you insane
Asia : so what , see you in hell evryone
She thorw a flaming match and everything exploude
Grayfia : * Akward * all of Riser Peerage and Gremory Bishop Retired
Issei : Did Asia just committed Kamikaze ?
Koneko : Bob and Mario really turn her into a dealdy person
Kiba : so now we are going to beat Riser and we win
Akeno fly to them with Rias
Rias : that was amazing, Mario skill in the hands of sane people are the most powerful force
Akeno : we going to be a Rating Game champions
The both start holding hands and spin around laughing , then Riser show up Realy pissed
Riser : THERE YOU ALL , NOW PREPARE FOR RISER RA...
Rias : Nice Balls bro ~
Riser : ... What ?
Then Issei hit him with the Hammer that he pulled from nowhere
Riser : aaaagggrrrrrr , how dare you
Rias : oh did i hurt you ~ can mommy have to kiss your boo boo
Riser : STOP IT * he blush it * KEEP MY MOM OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
He shoot a fire ball at her but she dodge and pulled a Jar
Riser : a jar ? Ha , what you going to do with the Jar
Both Koenko and Issei punch amd send him into the school wall that he stuck , Issei pulled off Riser pants and boxers showing his Ass
Rias : One Man
Riser : WHAT THE HELL YOU GUYS PLANNING
Rias : ONE JAR
She shove entire Jar inside Riser einous making him scream from pain , then Issei boost his Gauntlet 7 times and shattered the jar inside him into small glass shards that cuts his insides making him scream more
Rias : now you have no choice but to forfeit, maybe you can heal but a lot of glass shards from the jar insde you will birng you enternal pain
Riser : * Riser was still screaming * I FORFEIT JUST STOP HUMILIATING ME IN FRONT OF EVERYONE AMD BREAK THAT STUPID MARRIAGE
Grayfia : Riser Phoenix Forfeit the Winner is Rias Gremory and her Peerage
Issei : we did it Rias , we did it all thank to you
Rias : * hugs Issei * actually Issei it thanks to both you and Mario , all i did was the Jar trick
Koneko : don,t you think that was kinda underwhelming
Rias : eh , the writer is not good in making battle scenes and instead he put some memes
Issei : Rias did you just broke 4 wall
Rias : i ask Mario to teach me some powerful skills and this one I'm regretting beocuse of the reality of our existence and entire this world , the multiverse and the fact that this is just the top of this iceberg
Everyone : ...
Rias : let's just say that we all change for the better and worst and now everything will be different,
Kiba : * gulp *
Issei : let's go everyone, we going to make a party to celebrate our victory and to finally start my harem
Rias : * Gasp * that mean ?
Issei : Yes Rias , I'm trusting you 100 % , but this Harem of mine will have some mayor rules
Koenko : you not going to return to being a pervert ?
Issei : Koneko evryone is a pervert, i m a one but will keep it down especially in public
Akeno : so can i finally touch you ~
Issei : yes , expect for my Pingas
Akeno : Ara Ara~
So what will happen next , how the party will go and where is Mario ?
Mario was in Issei House putting Ice Bag on his Pingas
Mario : Big Mistake Sona
To be continued