Rachael • Elijah • Noah
"Hello?"
"Wanna hear a secret?"
"What secret?"
"My celebrity crush is..."
"Is?"
"RACHAEL VALENTINO!!"
"Well, do you wanna hear a secret?"
"What?"
"I'm Rachael Valentino."
"And I'm a unicorn bull."
"So original but, I'm not lying."
*whisper* "You're not?"
"Nope."
"NO FUCKING WAY!!!"
"IN ALL FUCKING WAYS!!"
*Call ended by Elijah*
NOAH, I FUCKING TALKED WITH RACHAEL VALENTINO!!!
LET ME SLEEP, YOU FUCKER!!
AHHHHHHH!!!
=•=
How's it?