yo im bored
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(Third person Pov)
"oh heya Shift what's the food?" Sans tiredly asked while exiting his room lookin pretty disheveled and tired. It seems like he didn't sleep yet again.
His room itself was a total mess cause he's too lazy to get himself to clean it. It even has a garbage tornado at the corner, like the owner the tornado breaks all logic of an actual tornado.
"i made some bacon and sunny side-up" Shift responds as they hand Sans some
"m'kay sounds good" Sans says and gives a thumbs-up. He then checks the clock for the time only to realize that it is already 8:00 am. So he proceeds to say "well apparently since its already 8:00 am ya need to wake up Stretch"
"oh. ok okay, I'll wake that guy up" Shift says then they thought of something which in turn made them gain a devilish smile
"well rip i guess" Sans says lazily after seeing that
"oh, wait. When are we going to leave? Is it at 9 am" Shift questions Sans
"yea, the entrance exam starts at 9 am. i think" Sans says while sipping a cup of coffee
Shift soon then teleports to Stretch's bedroom and Sans followed cuz he wants to see what kind of bullshit Shift is up to.
"wake up" Shift says as they downright tackled Stretch
"ow, That hurts" Stretch complains as he gets up
"Now your awake" Shift says proudly placing their hands on their hips
"Was that even necessary?" Stretch questions
"Nope. But hey, it worked" Shift says enthusiastically
"You two should quit the blabbering, and get ready and eat" Sans says. They then shortcut to the couch eating their food there.
Afterwards they then took a bath and wore some clothes. They didn't have much except for the ones Stretch have bought for them so they were planning to buy sooner or later.
They just got simple white t-shirts and pairs of jeans that they all each wore. Oddly Stretch got their sizes all correct. As usual they tossed their jackets on top of it cause yeah they always do that.
"Oh, i forgot to mention this in placed our documents that were triplets m'kay?" Sans says before leaving.
"Yeah makes sense, i mean identical triplets are rarer than non-identical ones" Shift points out
"yep so its all good" Stretch says in approval
"we should head there already" Sans suggests.
"M'kay" Shift says. So they did, just shortcuting to a nearby alleyway to the school gates cuz they're lazy and public transportation especially in Japan is claustrophobic i mean one small accident you'll end up dead and you normally can't even escape without breaking stuff since it's pretty much caged in.
"so were here, huh." Stretch says
Shift notices Izuku being embarrassed near a girl. "oh? Izuku is here" Shift says "hey! Izuku" they says as they approach Izuku.
"Oh! Hi Shift. Who's that?" Izuku asks pointing to the two
"oh them they're my brothers, were triplets" Shift says
"yo!" Stretch says
"oh, those are your friends I'll go ahead now!" the brown haired girl says
"Thanks!" Izuku says and then turns to Shift and said "we should head inside as well"
"Yep, i agree" Stretch says while patting Shift's head
"hey quit it!" Shift says as they all go in the establishment.
Meanwhile Sans was awkwardly using his phone and just listening to music. It seems like he wants to left alone, plus he doesn't bother to talk.
"This is the place right?" Shift says pointing to a door
"Yeah, can't you see the sign" Stretch says
"Oh look. Seems like were sitting accordingly" Stretch says.
"Well I'll go to my seat now" Izuku says bidding them goodbye
"bye" Shift says and then points out "hey it seems like we're together"
"yea" Stretch lazily says
All three of them sat down together. The written exam was really easy for them like it was a breeze cause y'know they obviously had advantages and more experience. It's quite cheating the way that they didn't review but knew all of it at the back of their heads. So afterwards th written exam they instantly took a quick nap cuz they finished pretty early and had a lot of extra time.
And soon after they finished a speech was made by a dude who was loud. He explained all of the rules but Sans was laying his head down most likely to be sleeping. Well Sans got assigned to a different group which is C, while Stretch and Shift is together and assigned to D.
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Sans's Pov
'Being grouped separately from the others sucks.' I waited until it started so when it said "go" i just went off almost immediately i did not bother for the other contestants. I did warn the two beforehand not to show off much so they'll be most likely fine.
I soon met a couple of robots so i leaped up to dodge a blow and I summoned a bone attacking long range like the usual stuff and i shortcut left and right. 'hmm.. How much does these robots costs? Prob a lot'
'Since this is a robot it must have a system right?' with that thought in mind i made a small opening 'bingo, my guess was right on the money'.
I immediately got to work and rewired the robots stuff with that I was able enter the robot's system which in turn allowed me to reprogram and hijack some robots and rewriting them to attack other robots, which gives me points. Well i also did save some people who were caught up in the debris or in my robots. 'To be honest this shit probably costs a heck of a ton of money.'
I just continued to hijack and reprogram when I thought that it was already enough.
This shit was a breeze i simply decimated all the robots and forgot how many points i got, mainly i was too lazy to count. Welp, i didn't listen to the rules... so i just sat on top of a building and watching the robots I hijacked destroy other robots.
'I should take a nap. Why not? It sounds like the right thing to do'
So i did
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𝙰𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚛'𝚜 𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢
"There's a lot of outstanding students this year" A blue haired lady says
"i would agree with you."Someone says
"Someone seems interesting. I mean look at that kid!" The dude who was at the speech says enthusiastically
"Which one?" A person who seemingly looks like a hobo asks
"The white haired one with a blue jacket on at Block C" The dude who did the speach says
"He's sleeping?" Someone says
"Yeah but he already hijacked a lot of our robots and made them fight other robots" Another unknown person says
"Well that's nice how does he fight?" the A dude from the back asks
"Let's see for ourselves" A mouse like figure says as a button was pressed
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Sans's Pov
'The fuck?' The ground was shaking and lo and behold I saw a zero pointer and I'll tell you it's huge. 'Now i wanna know how much money is used to create those'
'Am I supposed to destroy this?' well it seems like that it's targeting me. 'the fuck it's chasing me.'
I want to leave it alone but as I jumped from roof to roof while it chased me. When it punched through the building I currently am, i decided enough is enough. So I leaped dodging its blows and raised my left arm so I could summon bones and I pummeled it with large bones and targeted at their weak points which in turn destroyed its legs so it couldn't move at all. Midway I notice a camera watching me i guess that's how they summoned this pointer here, so in obvious terms I destroyed it
Then I just stabbed it with multiple sharpened bones again and again. Moreover I didn't used any blasters cuz i want a challenge but it got destroyed almost instantly, cuz afterwards it fucking exploded because of the destruction I had caused. 'oop looks like i went a bit overboard this time. What a waste of money tho.. '
I just went up another roof of a different high altitude building and went back to sleep cause I have nothing better to do at the current moment. 'eh, back to usual shit.'
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𝙰𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚛'𝚜 𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢
Third person Pov
"Holy! That kid is strong!" The yellow haired loud dude says says while being shocked that a 0 pointer was decimated. But a second there, the camera didn't work anymore it that seems Sans destroyed it
"look these two also destroyed a 0 pointer with no injuries" the one with messy and unkept hair said showing Shift and Stretch bickering one another again.
"Wait those two did?" someone says
"Well i checked they're records. They're all apparently triplets. Not to mention they all were able to tell where the weak points were located so we can't be too certain by their strengths" the mouse like figure says
"Yea I agree" Someone says
"Looks like this year's students is going to be pretty interesting" The mouse like figure says
"Yeah it's not like always we get 0 pointers being destroyed" Somebody says
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With Shift and Stretch
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They're currently on top of a building chilling out. Then Shift approaches Stretch with a handful of tiny rocks throwing it to Stretch.
"Shift... stop throwing rocks at me" Stretch says protesting against Shi's devious attack
"nah, it's pretty fun ain't it?" Shift says and then adds "want me to throw robot parts instead?"
"No thank you" Stretch says. Shift then proceedes to throw a robot part at Stretch.
"You little-!" Stretch shouts while chasing Shift down. Shift meanwhile they ran away almost immediately.
So there they go they just fooled around at the end and fought off some robots which they did surprisingly enjoy quite a lot, quite obviously because they challenged each other on how many robots they can destroy. They did all sorts of challenges to make themselves pretty much entertained and have fun. They joked around threw puns at each other. And somehow pulled pranks as well yes pranks in an exam, i don't think you'll ever see those at all in these type of situations.
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Afterwards those finished they went out of the school or in more specific terms shortcuted away. Shift and Stretch had fun fighting the 0 pointer cuz they played around with it not destroying it immediately. And with Sans well he is bored to say the least cuz he mainly slept the whole way to the test it was quite fine i guess for him.
"did you guys count your points?" Shift asks while being absolutely bored not knowing what to do
"nope, too lazy." the two says at the same time while shrugging
"honestly same" Shift says
"Welp you guys better wait cuz, results will still need to show up for us" Sans says lazily
"well I believe that it tells what class are we in as well, huh." Stretch says
"Well I hope were all classmates. That'd be quite nice" Shift says.
"Ye, I'd agree for you for once" Stretch teases
"hey! I wanna know something."Shift says
"what is it?" Sans says lazily
"how long will the results arrive " Shift questions
"eh, idk" Sans says while shrugging.
"oh."Shift says disappointingly.
"what do you guys think about the exam" Shift asks
"The exam was pretty nice we got to destroy expensive machines, costing a skele-ton of money for free" Stretch jokes
"lol, we definitely did. It was quite knife" Shift replies jokingly
"eh, i found it boring, so i mainly slept cuz i was bone-tired" Sans says lazily
"thats how you are always, a lazy-bone" Shift says
"I just stayed away from the cams,
cuz I don't like them very much" Sans says pretty blandly.
"lol, well we should dine out this time" Shift suggests
"yea, agree" Stretch says giving a thumbs up and hopping that Sans will agree cuz he really did like Japanese cuisine
"ok, okay we will" Sans replies as he gives them a lazy smile
"what are ya guys watin for, lets go already" Shift says enthusiastically and basically ran. Seems like they really want to eat some Japanese food
"chill down... Wait for me" Stretch says as he chases Shift who ran
"sigh... There they go" Sans says lazily and face-palmed at the two as he shortcuts to them
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Well I'm done i got lazy tho
-ImN0body
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