my dumb ass in Girls und Panz...

By Icypanzer

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so yes me the author is walking down the street ready for march break when the worlds greatest killer gets m... More

Chapter 1 you've been hit by you've struck by Truck-kun!
Chapter 2 it's hard to man a tank all by yourself
Chapter 3 back to school yay...
Chapter 4 assembling the crew
chapter 5 practice and the brits are coming
Chapter 6 you are being colonized do not resist
Chapter 8 victory and smelling the flowers
Chapter 9 the games begin
Chapter 10 Cause we fight for the right
Chapter 11 paper tiger
chapter 12 Ova tiger break down
chapter 13 OVA Erika!

Chapter 7 we shall fight in the fields and in the streets

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the Tiger team was really bored except for Ella who was on edge the entire time

Lisa" this is boring! " she said 

Sara" be patient war is after all 98% boredom" she said  

Marina" yeah well if this keeps up I think I might enjoy it" she said 

Alina" what do you think Ella? " she asked

Ella" well we should always be on guard and ready to fight" she said 

Marina" man why are you so tense?" she asked

Ella" I will not accept defeat for a more then one reason today"

Marina " right if we lose will have to do that dance!" she said

Sara" that is a good reason to remain focus" she said

Lisa" yeah I don't want to do that dance!" she whined 

soon all the tanks started up so it was now time to enact the plan 

time skip

they were sitting atop the hill waiting for the Panzer 4 to show up

then Ella remembered Momo will fire at Miho's tank as soon as it came into their line of sight 

Ella" remember when you see a tank don't shoot unless I order you too our commander will be leading the enemy to us. so that means she will come into our view first so don't fire as soon as you see a tank got it?" she asked

Alina " got it!" she said 

Lisa" gotcha" 

Sara" good idea"

Marina" makes sense " she said

soon they Momo alerted them that Miho was coming with the enemy on her heels

Ella" remember don't shoot unless I order you too got it?" she said making sure her gunner knew

Alina" yes ma'am!" she said 

then they saw Miho's tank appear 

Ella" hold your fire!"

Momo" FIRE! " she yelled over the radio 

all tanks except for the Tiger fired at the friendly tank

Ella " you idiots what are you doing?! your shooting at our commanders tank!" she yelled over the radio and soon the tanks began to stop shooting at Miho's tank

Momo" why did everyone stop firing?! fire! " she yelled

Ella" aim the gun at those Biscuit eaters!" she said and Alina got the gun lined up to a Matilda II 

meanwhile 

Darjeeling" unfortunately I do not thin your bait plan will-" she was about to say but the lead Matilda II took a hit and was knocked out 

Darjeeling dropped her tea" that tiger will be a bit of a problem"

meanwhile

Ella" nice shot! reload!" she said 

they began to reload as the enemy tanks began to climb up the hill 

Momo" FIRE FIRE FIRE! " she screamed over the radio 

Miho" you can't just fire all over the place like that aim for the treads!" she said as the team still was missing their shots 

Ella " turn us around have the front armor facing them!" she said 

the tank turned towards the enemy it's front armor facing them 

Ella " ready?!" she asked

Marina" Loaded!"

Ella" Aim!" she said and the gun aimed at the Matilda II

Ella" FIRE!" she said the tank fired but it grazed the side of the Matilda

Alina" sorry I missed!" she said as Marina started to load a new shell

Ella" it's okay it's your first time" she said 

soon then Lisa from the drivers port saw the enemy tanks moving in

Lisa" there going right at us!" she said

Ella "dammit" she muttered 

the enemy tans began to fire one of the shells hit's the front of the Tiger but it did not penetrate 

the whole crew got shook up from the hit

Sara" what was that!?" she said

Ella" we got hit but the shell did no damage"

Miho" calm down don't stop attacking" she said over the radio

Ella' and this is where the little girls run' she said in her head 

Alina panicked and fired off a shot that missed

Ella" calm down take time to aim!" she said just then a shell bounced off the tank 

Marina" aaaah!" she said 

Saori" G team! "

Sara" were taking hits!" she said 

Noriko" oh no! what should we do?!"

Erwin" commanders your instructions!"

Momo" FIRE FIRE FIRE AT THEM ALL!" she 

Ella" I think we should withdrawal our forces!"

Momo" NO! DON'T DO THAT! "

Miho" B, C and F teams follow us! and be prepared! move out!" she said  

Ella" yes sir!"

Noriko" right we got it!"

Erwin" understood"

Momo" what? I won't forgive you!

Miho" new operation now with more sneaky sneaks "

Ella" you herd the commander get going!" she said and the tiger began to follow and somehow keep up the the other 3 tanks 

( how can it keep up with them? anime logic that's how)

soon as they made it into the town Miho piped up

Miho" were entering the town make use of your knowledge of the terrain the best you can"

Erwin" why not?

Noriko" Oorhai is my neighborhood leave it to me! " she said

Ella" got it" she replied

Ella" you guys know the place better then me Lisa us to somewhere were we can wait for the enemy" she said

Lisa" got it!" she said the tank drove into a alleyway  

and soon they stopped and waited for the enemy to come

Ella" these tanks were known for their ambush's like a tiger waiting for it's prey so that's what will do" she said 

as time passed they herd about how the stug was knocked out but got a tank and much later that the type 98 was taken out too 

Ella" so they should have 3 tanks left " she said

Ella' hmm but they so even with 3 tanks instead of 4 the stug and the type 98 got taken out interesting' she said in her head

soon they herd tank shot nearby

Ella" seems our patient's shall be awarded move out of the ally enough that we can shoot from the corner " she said

the tank moved forward and she saw the Churchill and the panzer 4 fighting 

Ella" aim at the Churchill!" she said and the gun began to turn

they saw the panzer 4 fire at the Churchill and the Churchill firing back

the panzer 4 was knocked out

Ella" you big head wankers " she said 

meanwhile

Darjeeling" well that was quite a match and-" she remembered something 

Darjeeling" wait where has the tiger tank been this whole time?" she asked

her answer came in the form of a 88 mm AP shell hitting the side of her Churchill at 930 meter's per second  

" Oorhais has won the match!"

Ella" Thanks for standin' still, Wanker!" she said as she began to do as her and her crew began to cheer 

( this victory is brought to you by this meme)

( Oh Scheiße)

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