- Eunchae's POV -
"Uhm.. Unnie.." I gulped.
"Why is this weird female sitting on our couch? And where did the hamsemester go..?" I pouted realizing that cheesecake was gone. "What? What's wrong?" Garam asked confused. "Who is THAT?" I hid behind the wall pointing at the girl sitting on our couch. "What the fuck!?" She whisper yells.
"Hold on, I'll take care of this." I assured her before approaching the girl. "Hello, miss! What exactly are you doing on our property? Do you know that this is actually illegal therefore I can actually report you?" I frowned at her, hands on my hips. "YA! YOU'RE THE BASTARD WHO TRIED TO EAT ME!" She exclaims pointing at me.
"Huh? What do you mean weird furry girl..? I don't eat humans! Maybe animals.. And cardboard.. But not humans! Anyways, have you seen that tiny little hamsemester? I can't find him.." I scratched the back of my head. "Maybe because the 'hamsemester' is right in front of you! And I'm not a male! I'm a female!" She furiously said, standing up and grasping my collar.
"Cheesecake!? Is that you!?" I gaped shocked. Can hamsemesters turn into humans!? I never knew that! "Oh you've got a cute little tail too!" I giggled, "DON'T." She hisses at me. "See! I told you that something was weird about this hamsemester Garam!"
"You're going to pay for trying to eat me you.. You..! You blood drinking freak!" Her grip tightens on my collar. I just sighed, "Hey, let's not. At least I don't flash my butt hole to others! You weird furry girl!"
She gasps loudly and hysterically, "I do not flash my..- At least I don't scare the living crap out of people and threaten them!"
"Worry about your own fluffy tail!" I crossed my arms. "This is giving me a headache.." Garam muttered, pinching the bridge of her nose. "What's your real name anyway? Fluffy tail?" I scoffed, laughing slightly. "Why do you care ms. Blood drinker with a brain of a 4 year old!?" She asked.
"That was so mean! But seriously though what's your nameeee?" I whined. "It's Jang Wonyoung keep that in mind! Or is that too much for your tiny little brain?" Wonyoung let's go of my collar.
"My brain isn't even tiny and little because I literally don't even have a brain dumb butt!" I stuck my tongue out at her. "Or do I..? But that doesn't matter anyway! You shouldn't be talking with your tiny little hamsemester brain!"
"Unnie kick this weird furry girl out! She's being mean to me! I didn't even do anything!!!" I pulled on her arm, desperately. "Shut up! You tried to eat me! You put me inside of your disgusting, wet, filthy, and dirty mouth! It was so gross!!" She lets out a gagging sound.
"Hey! It's not THAT bad! Plus you're lucky that I didn't even eat you!" I grinned. "You're seriously going to pay for this Hong Eunchae!" Wonyoung says still furious. "I can't pay, I don't have any money." I shrugged.
"Okay, so both of you. Please shut the.. Please be quiet. I have a human hamster..? And a vampire? Don't you guys feel bad for me? I might just kick both of you out now." Garam frowns, glaring at the two of us.
"You're kicking me out!? What about her over there!?" Wonyoung pointed behind Garam.. Not another one.. "GREAT PYRAMID OF GIZA!WHO IS THAT!?" Wow now we have two girls, great! I wanted Garam unnie for myself.. Well I won't share her with anyone else anyway.
"How did I end up here!?"
"Ask yourself that miss..?" I furrowed my eyebrows. "I'm an iPhone why the hell- Oh the name's Hanni.. Hanni Pham."
"You're an iPhone? that's.. That's so awesome!" I threw my hands in the air. "Okay.. I am so, so confused right now." Garam moves in closer to me, probably feeling uneasy about having these random girls in her home. "Garam let's keep them!" I suggested.
"Ya! I'm not from a freaking pet shop or something you can't keep me jerk!" Wonyoung becomes upset once again and continues to glare at me. Sheesh what's that girls problem.. I know I tried to eat you but.. It's not that deep! I mean I did it because I was hungry..
"I don't believe it! That girl is not an iPhone! She's just a normal human being!" Wonyoung shakes her head denying everything. "Oh how about this?" Shows a couple of pictures,
"THAT IS NOT ME!"
"BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA" I died of laughter, almost shedding a tear
"OH NO THAT IS!- HOW DID YOU GET THESE!? YOU STALKER!"
"WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!!" Wonyoung sticks her tongue out at me.
"..."
"I.."
"BABAHAHAHAHAA"
"Is this enough to prove myself?" Hanni raises a brow. "Yes! That's so cool! But please don't do that to me again!" I chuckled nervously clasping my hands together. "A vampire, a hamster, and an iPhone.. Great.. Why is this even happening to me..?"
"It'll be fine Garam!" I wrapped my arm around her, "As long as I'm here, I'll be able to teach them a rough lesson if they ever try anything funny! Especially that hamsemester.." I glared at Wonyoung.
"Okay, so, stay a hundred feet away from me or else you'll get a knuckle sandwich as your breakfast today." She holds her fist up threatening me. I shrugged, "that's fine by me. It won't hurt me anyway!" A knuckle sandwich from a hamsemester doesn't sound too bad. "4 year old.."
"I'm not a 4 year old! For the love of chersies! I'm 560 years old! Im grown enough to walk out alone!" I frowned upset by what she said. "560 years old pffft..! No way!" Wonyoung laughs.
"Well, according to my calculations, vampires are immortal beings with immortal life spans, which means that even if you look like a three-year-old, you could be 200 years old. But since this is only in vampire age, Eunchae is only 17 in human age. That indicates she's still a teen, just like us." Hanni says, well damn..
"Woah, what are you? Google?" Garam raises a brow. "Technically, I am not, but thanks to my highly trained machine brain, I was able to pick up some information from the American multinational technology company, search engine technology, online advertising, and consumer electronic focused company, google."
"OH MY GOSH STOP THAT HANNI!!" My head felt like it was going to explode from all of the technology discussion. "But, could you answer just one last question? What are hamsemesters exactly?"
"If I'm correct I think you're talking about the hamster right? Well, Hamsters are rodents belonging to the subfamily Cricetinae, which contains 19 species classified in seven genera. They have become established as popular small pets. The best-known species of hamster is the golden or Syrian hamster also known as, Mesocricetus auratus which is the type most commonly kept as pets. Other hamster species commonly kept as pets are the three species of dwarf hamster,"
"Campbell's dwarf hamster, the white winter dwarf hamster and the Roborovski hamster-"
"STOP!" Wonyoung exclaims, covering her ears with one of the pillows on the couch. "Could you also tell me about.. uhm.. Chersies!" I got excited for this one. "If I'm not mistaken you mean cherries right?" I nodded.
"A cherry is the fruit of many plants of the genus Prunus, and is a fleshy drupe (stone fruit). Commercial cherries are obtained from cultivars of several species, such as the sweet Prunus avium and the sour Prunus cerasus."
"The name 'cherry' also refers to the cherry tree and its wood, and is sometimes applied to almonds and visually similar flowering trees in the genus Prunus, as in "ornamental cherry" or "cherry blossom". Wild cherry may refer to any of the cherry species growing outside cultivation, although Prunus avium is often referred to specifically by the name "wild cherry" in the British Isles."
(A/N HELP THE WAY IM STRUGGLING TO READ THIS)
I squinted my eyes not understanding a word she said. "Uhm that's too complicated! Tell me in a more simple way, I'm not exactly Albert Einstein!"
"I'm not Albert Einstein and I understood that perfectly fine." Wonyoung states proudly, "Oh stop acting like a know it all! And worry about that fluffy tail of yours instead." I poked her tail. "Ow! Hey! Don't touch my tail you jerk!"
"Anyways see you later alligator! Me and chersie girl have to go to school!" I grinned widely, "I'm going as well.. I actually attend school." Hanni tells us. "Guess the hamsemester is staying alone! Again!"
"Nuh uh! Not a chance! Let me go with you guys too!" Wonyoung frowns. "What's the magic word? Tell me! Tell me!" I listened closely to make sure that she actually said it. "Okay, fine. Can I please tag along?"
"Okay weird furry girl, IPhone and chersie girl, let's gooooo!!!"
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