Before we get into the mini chatfic (I'm bored, I haven't updated in a bit, and they're easy to do and I don't want to keep you guys waiting too long) some headcanons (this fuckin sucks btw):
They use discord
All states have discord nitro (basically on the professional sever they have their state flag with either their full state name or a little bit like "CA" and "Washington", but on other servers they have other pfps and shit like that)
California has mod powers both in the professional group chat and the group chat where its everyone but gov and DC (this include cities) also he made the group without gov and DC
Cal is very chaotic like more chaotic than florida sometimes (sometimes is an understatement)
Lmao crazy ass group
#announcements:
Floor: I'm going to abuse my mod powers with @sexkindasucksman (Cal) permission
sexkindasucksman: I did not give you permission but pop off IG
#Complain_about_shit_to_mods_and_owner:
Problisteningtomcr: @owners @mods PLEASE WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO CAL
Datingsomeonewhoislisteningtomcr: lmao get called out
edit: I just saw my nickname (I'm not dating jersey wtf)
edit II: just saw Yorks name
edit III: I'm not dating ny
edit IV: please leave me alone and some giving me random pride flags and ranbow items and saying "you and you boyfriend should have this it reminds me of you two"
#vip Chat here (just "vip" states aka states I like):
Datingsomeonewhoislisteningtomcr: Florida what have you done💀
Datingsomeonewhoisafuckinpoppy: We're not a gay couple florida
Datingsomeonewhoislisteningtomcr: WE AREN'T?!
Floor: Gives "we're not gay phillip vibes"
Datingsomeonewhoisafuckinpoppy: He's now crying in my lap while I play with his hair
*NY/Datingsomeonewhoisafuckinpoppy deleted "while I play with his hair"*
Floor: Already screenshotted
*image of the previous messages*
Datingsomeonewhoisafuckingpoppy: I'm going to beat your ass once cal wakes the fuck up
Datingsomeonewhoisafuckingpoppy: I'm going to remove your mod privileges♥ - cal
Floor: damn bro please don't
#normal chat (cities and states)
Datingsomeonewhoislisteningtomcr: i got this new anime plot.
Floor: What is it pls don't be fucking stupid
Datingsomeonewhoislisteningtomcr: . basically there's this high school girl except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers.
Floor: What 💀💀💀
A"nice"bowlofchili: What the fuck.. who are you
Datingsomeonewhoislisteningtomcr: Hi texas 🌟
A"nice"bowlofchili: oh, cal what the actual fuck
Floor replying to Datingsomeonewhoislisteningtomcr: What happens next I'm very fuckin worried but intrigued
Datingsomeonewhoislisteningtomcr: transfer student shows up with even BIGGER bonkhonagahoogs. H U M O N G O U S hungolomghononoloughongous.
Floor: I know some good therapist if you need any
Datingsomeonewhoislisteningtomcr:... I'm not taking therapy advice from you ❤🧡💛💚💙💜
Floor: Sending them anyway
A"nice"bowl of chili: dude shut the fuck up about you gay shit liking girls is unholy and aganst god's word
Datingsomeonewhoislisteningtomcr: ❤🧡💛💚💙💜🏳🌈 B❤E🧡W💛H💚O💙Y💜O🏳🌈U ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE🏳🌈💜💙💚💛🧡❤
A"nice"bowl of chili replying to A"nice"bowl of chili: WAIT NO GIRLS LIKING GIRLS
FUCK
Datingsomeonewhoislisteningtomcr:❤🧡💛💚💙💜🏳🌈❤🧡💛💚💙💜🏳🌈❤🧡💛💚💙💜🏳🌈❤🧡💛💚💙💜🏳🌈❤🧡💛💚💙💜🏳🌈❤🧡💛💚💙💜🏳🌈❤🧡💛💚💙💜🏳🌈❤🧡💛💚💙💜🏳🌈❤🧡💛💚💙💜🏳🌈❤🧡💛💚💙💜🏳🌈❤🧡💛💚💙💜🏳🌈❤🧡💛💚💙💜🏳🌈❤🧡💛💚💙💜🏳🌈❤🧡💛💚💙💜🏳🌈❤🧡💛💚💙💜🏳🌈
A"nice"bowl of chili: Shut up your gy sinner
Datingsomeonewhoislisteningtomcr: what about my gy sinner ❤🧡💛💚💙💜
A"nice"bowlofchili: Shut thefuck up
460 words (I gave up lol I think I might make a part two)