my dumb ass in Girls und Panz...

By Icypanzer

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so yes me the author is walking down the street ready for march break when the worlds greatest killer gets m... More

Chapter 1 you've been hit by you've struck by Truck-kun!
Chapter 2 it's hard to man a tank all by yourself
Chapter 3 back to school yay...
Chapter 4 assembling the crew
Chapter 6 you are being colonized do not resist
Chapter 7 we shall fight in the fields and in the streets
Chapter 8 victory and smelling the flowers
Chapter 9 the games begin
Chapter 10 Cause we fight for the right
Chapter 11 paper tiger
chapter 12 Ova tiger break down
chapter 13 OVA Erika!

chapter 5 practice and the brits are coming

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By Icypanzer

After the tiger tank team arrives Ella saw and remembered the bad paint jobs that were done to the tanks and it heart her soul her see it.

she opened her tank hatch

Ella" okay who's idea was it to paint the tanks that way?" she asked 

Momo" well we thought personalizing tanks would be nice " she said 

Ella" it's dumb" she said

Momo" so what your tank is personalized!"

Ella" yeah some symbols and numbers not a full on paint job this tank has a original paint job" she said

Momo" doesn't matter line up your tank for target practice" she said getting annoyed with Ella

Ella" fine Lisa get us into position"  she asked her driver

Lisa" alright" she said and slowly got the tank into position 

Momo began to explain stuff about aiming 

Alina" alright I have it right in my sight" she said

Marina loaded the shell into the gun 

Marina" guns ready" she said

Ella" alright were ready to fire" she said

Sara to the radio" were ready to fire"

Momo" Fire!" she said

all the tanks fired with most of the tanks missing their shots

except the panzer 4 and the tiger

Ella" nice shot Alina!" she said patting her gunners shoulder

Alina" thanks!" she said 

timeskip

Momo" don't kick up dirt!" she said as the type 89 did just that

another timeskip

Momo" use whatever you can to hide your presence from the enemy!" she said but all Ella did was yell back

Ella" Says the girl who's tank is painted in reflective gold paint that can be seen from a mile away!" she said much to the student counsels displeasure

time skip 

Momo was talking about crossing rivers and going down and over hills but the tiger could easily handle it all so they would be fine 

last time skip?

after it was over and the son was setting they were all lined up

everyone was groaning even the tiger crew

Ella" mein gott that took forever " she said 

Marina" tell me about it"

Momo" good work during practice today" she said

everyone in a bored voice" thank you very much" they said as they all did a bow like thing except Ella since she wasn't from Japan and did usually have to do this kind of thing

Momo" I know it's rather sudden but this coming Sunday we will be having a practice match"

everyone" What!" they all said

Ella"damn it" she said 

Momo" were up against st. Glorianas women's academy "

Ella"Scheisse " she said

Lisa" what?" she said

Ella" the school were up against is one of the big one's they made it to the semi finals at some point" she explained 

Sara" what?! how are we supposed to fight that?" she asked

Momo" meet at 6AM sharp at the school on Sunday" she said 

Alina" what? that's super early!" she said 

Ella then saw the main gang following Mako

Ella knowing what was happening went to go see what they were doing 

as she approached she herd Mako say

Mako" in the morning can humans even wake up at six,o,clock!?" she said turning around

Yukari" no were meeting at 6 so you have to wake up at 5" she explained

Mako seemingly falling to turn around said " there are things people can and cannot do I had fun even if short time"

Ella" I can support that message" she said which had the team look at her

Hanna" that's not really helping" she said

Ella" sorry" she said backing away

Saori and Mako began to converse with Mako not budging until Saori brought up Mako's grandma making her still be apart of the team

and soon all the tank commanders were called to the student counsel office to discuss the plan

so here's another time skip

Momo" so listen up st.Gloriana's women's academy is good at deep penetrating tactical strikes using their though armor  and teamwork just remember our turrets except maybe the tiger are going to be ineffective unless we are withing 100 meters when dealing with the Matilda two's" she said and Miho looked at the ground 

Momo continued " this is were we have one of our tanks become bait, pull our enemy into our kill zone where were most effective then have our remaining units take them out!" she said hitting the white board 

the 3 other commanders were in support on that plan Ella just remained silent and let Miho make her point since she actually was good at tactics. 

Anzu " hey Nishizumi whats wrong?" she asked

Miho " eh nothing"

Anzu" go ahead! speak up!" she said as everyone looked at Miho 

Miho seemed to think it over" st.Gloriana is going to, anticipate that we will try to bait them using one of our tanks so they will probably try to counter our plan and surround us first" she explained

Ella in head' spoken like a true commander' 

everyone agreed with Miho

Momo" DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT MY PLAN! IF YOUR GOING TO COMPLAIN YOU BE THE COMMANDER!" she yelled

Miho" eh? sorry" she said 

Anzu " don't get so mad Nishizumi might make a good commander you never know" she said

Miho" uh?" she wonderd

Anzu" why don't you be the commander for our team?" she asked

Miho" uh??" she said surprised

everyone began to clap even Ella 

Ella" congratulation's on promotion kommadant" she said

Anzu" work hard get us a win and if you do I'll get you a awesome prize" she said

Yuzu" huh? what are you planing?" she asked

Anzu" a 3 day supply of dried potatoes!" she exclaimed

Yuzu" huh?" she said confused

Noriko" what if we lose?" she asked

Ella's eye's opened wide

Ella in head' wait...wait a FUCKING MINUTE!' she thought remembering something

Anzu" I guess I'll have you dance the anglerfish dance at the school evening festival" she said

much to everyone's horror

Ella" nein" she said

Anzu" what?" she said not hearing what Ella said

Ella" NEIN!" she yelled she was not going to perform such a dance she was going to make sure Oorhai won that match no madder what if it meant she did not have to do that perverted dance

Ella

Lisa" hey Ella we were wondering If we-" she said but Ella kept saying NEIN

Marina came in" whats wrong with her?" she asked

Anzu" I think we broke her by accident could you please clam her down?" she asked

Marina" sure" she said as they dragged the still saying Nein Ella

(NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN is brought to you by this meme)

( see you later)

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