*WARNING! THIS CHAPTER HAS AN EXCESSIVE USE OF CURSE WORDS!*
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Harry: today has been very sh*tty.
Hermione: HARRY!
Harry: Voldy told me to say that to you guys.
Hermione: harry, why should you listen to voldy? he's a little B*tch.
Ron: what's w/ the cursing? our kids can see this, u know.
Harry: ok.
Hermione: ur right, Ron.
Luna: F*CK THE DEATH EATERS!!!!!!! AND VOLDY'S AN *SS!
Everyone: LUNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neville: why
Luna: i just had to say that.
Ginny: THE KIDS ARE WATCHING!
Harry: theyre not on the chat right now.
Ginny: oh ok.
Delphi: what's that word?
Helena: F*CK!
Luna: AHHHHHHHHH THE KIDS ARE ONLINE THE KIDS ARE ONLINE!!!!!
Harry: no sh*t sherlock
Delphi: SH*T!
Harry: AHHHH OH NO!!!!!
Hermione: Delphi, Helena, do not use those words.
Helena: ok.
Delphi: ok.
Harry: Damn, that was easy.
Helena: ooh, damn!
Neville: AHHH!!!!!
Delphi: im gonna find new words. I'll scroll up......
Harry: oh no.
Delphi: B*TCH!
Hermione: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Luna removed Delphi and Helena from the chat.
Neville: they probably wont use those words.... it'll be fine....
In the KIDS ONLY chat...
Delphi: hey guys! helena and i have new words!
Albus Potter: ooh what are they?
Delphi: F*ck, Sh*t, B*tch, Damn, and *SS!
Levi: ooh!
Lily: I bet we can use them against the adults!
James: Yeah, lets do it!
In THE DEATH EATERS chat...
Voldy: And then, Harry threw his smelly sock at me! It smelled like sardines!
Delphi: Damn.
Everyone: O_O
Delphi: What's wrong with you B*tches?
Bellatrix: who taught her those words?
Narcissa: Wasn't me!
Voldy: Or me!
Lucius: I bet it was draco.
Delphi: F*CK DRACO!
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In THE LONGBOTTOMS chat...
Luna: okay, what does everyone want for dinner tonight?
Neville: im making vegetable stew!
Lili: SH*T!!!!!
Luna & Neville: !!!!!!!!!!!!
Levi: Can't u *ssholes make something else?
Helena: YEAH! F*ck!
Neville: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! OUR KIDS HAVE BEEN DEPRIVED OF THEIR INNOCENCE!
Luna: ALL IS LOST!!!!!!!!!
Lysander: Calm down, B*tches.
Luna & Neville: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
In HARRY 'S THE HEAD HONCHO CHAT...
Ginny: Harry, why did you call our chat that?
Lily: yeah, its a sh*tty name!
Harry: ooh, nice, Lily!
Ginny: HARRY!!!!!! HOW DID OUR KIDS LEARN THOSE WORDS?
James: We just did, you little B*tch.
Albus Potter: Yeah, F*CK.
Ginny: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
In THE WHOLE WIZARDING WORLD chat...
Albus Potter: SH*T!
Lili: F*CK!
Delphi: B*TCH!
Harry has ghosted Ginny, Luna, Neville, Hermione, and Ron.
Harry: who do u guys think taught our kids those words? we only said like, half of those words.
Ginny: I suspect Draco.
Luna: I second that.
Neville: oh, Draco is going to PAY!
Harry has turned off ghosting.
Harry: DRACO, YOU LITTLE-
The rest of Harry's message has been deleted due to the excessive use of foul language.
Lili: That's cool! we should try that!
Lili's message has been deleted due to the excessive use of foul language.
Delphi's message has been deleted due to the excessive use of foul language.
James's message has been deleted due to the excessive use of foul language.
Lysander's message has been deleted due to the excessive use of foul language.
Luna: I have no words...
Neville: I wonder what they're saying...
Ginny: u dont want to know.
Draco: and why are u mad at me, Mr potter?
Harry: b/c u taught my kids foul language.
Draco: I didn't, u guys did! you said all those words before, and delphi and helena told all the other kids about them!
Harry: welp, we're screwed.
Lorcan: No sh*t, sherlock.
Ginny: ALL YOU GUYS ARE GROUNDED!
Delphi: F*CK!
Harry: im done.
Harry has deleted the chat history. Forever.
Harry has removed everyone from the chat.
Harry: NO MORE CURSING IN THIS BOOK!
Ron joined the chat.
Ron: There goes the fourth wall.
Harry: ......................