I have kids so what? (Being R...

By River364

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America has kids, and no one knows about them. He always comes to meetings with less than an hour or so of sl... More

Prologue
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
A/N #2
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
Chapter 36
Chapter 37
Chapter 38
Chapter 39
Chapter 40
Chapter 41
Chapter 42
Chapter 43
Chapter 44
Chapter 45
Chapter 46
Chapter 47

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By River364

This is about the nicknames I use for the countries and America's "kids" and their heights, and semi-large au dive, Thank you iguessthiscanwork for allowing me to use some of your au in this book

America: Ame, Stars, dad, papa, Makuakāne (Father), Son, Brother, North, Union, Yankee, Meri, Meric, Keith 6'5"

Canada: Maple, Nada, Uncle, Brother, Cancan, Liam 6'4"

Mexico: Mexi, Aunt, Goldie, mom (the only state that will use this one, is Texas) Elena 5'7"

Russia: Russ, Ruski, Отец, Nikolai 7'2"

France: Mom, Francia, Sylvie 5'8"

UK: Britain, Brit, Old Man, Tea man, Redcoat (only Confederate will use this one.), Gran Bretaña, Vincent 5'3"

Australia: Aussie, Roo, Xavier 6'4"

New Zealand: Kiwi, Z, Nueva Zelanda, Michelle 5'6"

Confederate: Confetti, Dixie, Dix, South, Uncle, Confed, Fed, Hunter 6'5"

Belarus: Bielorrusia, Bel 6'8"

Ukraine: Rain, Uki, Ucrania 6'2"

Poland: Pole, Polen, Polonia, Antoni 5'10"

Germany: Niemcy, Ger-man, Alemania, Alder 6'4"

Japan: Neko, Japón, Kayoko 5'7'

States, Territories, Military, and Organizations

Texas: Tex, Lone Star, Austin 4'11"

Hawaii: Flower, Kalea 3'10"

Louisiana: Lou, Valerie 4'1"

Delaware: Dela, Matteo 5'1"

Alabama: Bama, Rolltide, Landon 4'8"

Alaska: Ala, Juneau 5'2"

Arizona: Ari, Phoenix 4'3"

Arkansas: Ark, Little Rock, Brandon 4'4"

California: Cali, Nia 4'2"

Colorado: Rado, Logan 4'1"

Connecticut: Ragan 4'1"

Florida: Flo, Flori, Tallahassee, Lily 4'6"

Georgia: Gia, Atlanta 4'6"

Idaho: Ida, tatter tot, Lil potato 4'4"

Illinois: Illi 4'2"

Indiana: Ana 4'9"

Iowa: Des Moines, Noah 4'7"

Kansas: Topeka, Risa 4'3"

Kentucky: Kent 4'10"

Maine: Mai 4'5"

Maryland: Mary 4'3"

Massachusetts: Mass 4'6"

Michigan: Mich 4'7"

Minnesota: Minne 4'11"

Mississippi: Missi 4'4"

Missouri: Uri 4'3"

Montana: Tana, Helena 4'2"

Nebraska: Chris 4'2"

Nevada: Vada 4'1"

New Hampshire: Shire, Tyler 4'10"

New Jersey: Jersey, Jerz 4'2"

New Mexico: Eliana 4'8"

New York: Yorkie, Ashton 4'3"

North Carolina: Cardinal, Raleigh 4'1"

North Dakota: Kota, Caleb 4'2"

Ohio: Flynn 4'1"

Oklahoma: Oakie, Oakley 4'6"

Oregon: Salem 4'2"

Pennsylvania: Penn, Syl 4'1"

Rhode Island: Rhodie, Rhodes 4'2"

South Carolina: Carol 4'1"

South Dakota: Palmetto, Soda, Kayla 4'2"

Tennessee: Nessee 4'1"

Utah: Corey 4'5"

Vermont: Archer 4'4"

Virginia: Trixie 4'1"

Washington: Reid 4'5"

West Virginia: Cynthia 4'10"

Wisconsin: Consin, Colin 4'11"

Wyoming: Wyo, Boxy, Wyatt 4'10"

North Atlantic Treaty Organization: NATO, Natalie 6'1"

National Aeronautics and Space Administration: NASA, Artemis 6'2"

Centers for Disease Control and Prevention: CDC, Eric 5'10"

DC: Evelyn 4'1"

Army: Jack 6'5"

Air Force: Odessa 6'5"

Coast Guard: water pups, Coasties, bear, Sinbad, sea dog, puddle pirate, Alara 6'5"

Navy: salty dog, squid, Sailor, frogman, Ivory 6'5"

Marine: squid, doc, Maverick 6'5"

American Samoa: Sam 4'1"

Guam: Kai 4'10"

Northern Marina Islands: Marin 4'6"

Puerto Rico: Rick, Rico 4'8"

Virgin Islands: Sierra 4'11"

If you see me use the State capitals as nicknames for some of the states as some don't have any or it just sounds better depending on the context. Most of them are easy to remember and are funny in general.

Au info

Where countries exist to help their people flourish in life, a few take on more work then they can handle.
America being a parent to over half a hundred kids now has to juggle work, personal, and love life all under one roof. While Russia learns to help his workaholic once enemy to have more control over his time.

Countries have existed along side humans for centuries to help them survive life, maybe having their own personal lives. How does a workaholic parent running a long term social event get along with their rival, while keeping everyone from ripping each other apart.

Due to UN's new social event idea, America and Russia are forced into the same house, along with many others. A workaholic father, drama from all the new and old faces, old rivalry sparking back up, and small little ones running about is bound to create drama.

All countries, states and organizations have a human disguise, which is also how I see them normally. Everyone has a removable patch on an article of clothing that shows the flag they represent.

Haze: a state in which countryhumans can enter caused by an overly-abusive leader in power or the thing they represent becomes "corrupt"

- 1/2 Haze- weakest version of the Haze, countryhuman switches from non-Hazed state to Hazed state (not very often, but still often)

- 3/4 Haze: countryhuman rarely switches from non-Hazed state to Hazed state

- Full Haze: countryhuman does not revert back to non-Hazed state until their death or until the thing they represent is no longer corrupt

Military mode: a mindset countryhumans fall in when directly engaged in conflict against a perceived threat, can be broken out of when the threat is nulled, the countryhuman deems the situation safe, or get overwhelmed by emotion

Fracturing: a phenomena a countryhuman experiences when what they represent is going to fall/is falling apart/has fallen apart. The only "cure" is if the country or thing the countryhuman represents stops falling apart

Crisis Sympathy Phenomena (CSP): a phenomena that occurs when (a) countryhuman(s) make physical contact with a countryhuman at the moment they fracture. This triggers a bodily response for the non-fracturing countryhuman, causing them to feel the effects of a crisis going on in their country. If the countryhuman who came into contact with the fracturing countryhuman is also fracturing, they will fracture as well

Somnia Prostratosque: a dream a countryhuman has that tells of a future event, usually an event they're directly involved with, but it is possible for it to be combined with a citizen dream

Citizen dream: a dream a countryhuman has about a moment in a past, current, or future citizen

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