"Hello everyone, there is no threshold for complaining, you have to be bold enough if you went to show, welcome to 'Spit Show', I am the host Zhang Zikang."
The show is broadcast by Smile Hee Mineral Water and PIPO Mobile for their support.
"As before, tonight all guests will compete for the trophy of the final Spit King, this trophy, presented by our main guest. Who is our guest of honor this time? She is the musician from Sakura Country - Lin Qian!"
There was a roaring cheer from the audience, and most of the fans couldn't wait to look at the passage.
"Although this person has been popular in the Asian League countries in recent years, let's review her development process, please see the VCR."
Images begin to appear on the screen, accompanied by narration scenes.
The audience and guests also watched seriously with the VCR.
Only Han Jue had no thoughts.
If he was originally just an ordinary street entertainer, then people would no longer remember Han Jue after a while.
Then he will re-enter the screenwriting industry he loves, or be a writer, live by words, and then become an Internet celebrity, write paragraphs, as long as his career can support his otaku big plan, then it is not bad to die in the other world.
If you don't cross over, you have to be rich and noble, live magnificently, life is hard-won, and if you can live, you have earned.
Han Jue thought so.
However, if as an artist, your reputation is unclean and you are name-called, then it is very difficult to engage in the work of your previous life, and you will be whipped one day.
All the works after that were inherently disgusted by everyone.
In the comments I saw on Weite before, it seems that the predecessor of this star road is toxic.
Otaku life must be strategically replanned.
Han Jue was still in deep thought, but the VCR had already been played, and the warm cheers woke Han Jue up.
A young girl with short hair and a black dress walked out of the aisle and humbly bowed to the audience, staff and guests.
She is generous in words and deeds, not tall but has his own aura, but speaks softly.
"Hello everyone, I'm Lin Qian, please take care of me."
"Lin Qian, hello, after you sit in the seat of the main guest, you can no longer speak, you can only speak when it is your turn to fight back at the end. Next, I invite the first guest."
The guest seats on Han Jue's side are divided into two rows, and Han Jue is in the back row, and the height is relatively high.
Facing the main guest named Lin Qian, Han Jue looked carefully and felt the other party's move the demeanor has a bit of a Japanese flavor, but the words spoken are Chinese, so it is strange.
Of course, Han Jue would be strange, if he heard the strange statement 'Sakura Country' in the previous introduction, he would probably know.
Lin Qian, on the other hand, sat upright, squinting his big eyes slightly, waiting to complain with great interest.
The first to open is a young man, tall, with a flowing smile, very loose dress, very casual manners, and a very murderous hairstyle.
Maybe the aesthetics of this world are too inclusive, and Killing Matt is still active.
As soon as this person came on the stage, he caused a round of applause, which caused people to look forward to it.
Han Jue also put down his thoughts and listened to the opening of this show, what level it is.
"Hello everyone! I'm Little Light! Thank you all for the applause. Some viewers are very strange, how can there be a stranger sitting here, is our show already poor enough to sell high-class seats?"
This guest named Xiaoguang pointed in the direction where Han Jue was.
Han Jue raised his eyebrows in surprise, but he didn't expect to be named first at the beginning, but he was originally an ordinary person's mentality, so he was not stimulated, so he smiled and waited to be complained about.
The spit continues.
"Just kidding, this one is actually not a nobody, some viewers may remember it, Han Jue. That's right, it was Han Jue, who was supposed to be one of the members of W.I.N.4. Besides, if Han Jue is so handsome, how many can there be in the country?"
After chuckling, some female viewers had already carefully examined Han Jue's appearance. There were also a few realized, and the audience made an 'oh' sound.
A few were surprised, not sure if this little light was joking or serious.
More audiences, who know Han Jue, are gloating and waiting for those professional stand-up comedians to professionally complain about Han Jue.
"The W.I.N group is familiar to everyone, right? Some viewers didn't know that the selection of W.I.N that year was called a huge momentum, and only two people were selected out of tens of thousands of people on the mainland, Han Jue is one of them.
At that time, just the selection process of the group and the release of it as a reality show were very popular and the starting point of the 5 members was quite high, and there were fans before their debut. As a result, the team members were all selected, the training was also trained, and the publicity was also publicized for more than half a year, and Han Jue ran away."
Xiaoguang spread his hands and had an expression that was difficult to understand.
The small number of spectators in the audience who did not know about this also looked at Han Jue like a fool, while shaking their heads.
Knowing this, he looked at Han Jue like a clown, with a playful smile on the corner of his mouth.
What about Han Jue?
Han Jue was like hearing someone else's story for the first time, thinking about how high this starting point really was, and then, like the audience, looking forward to the following.
"He successfully avoided the road to becoming a big star, and on the eve of his debut, Han Jue jumped ship. Then as if it were punishment, there were two items for him to choose, he chose one, and the other was set in iron. Then when the producers are working on the project, they have to ask Han Jue, hey, Han Jue, what do you think of this project?"
Xiaoguang imitated the tone of others, appearing cheap, and the audience laughed happily.
"We also have a beautiful girl here, Lin Yihan, I actually don't understand how Lin Yihan became popular, the programs received are so level, until today, I didn't know that Han Jue and Lin Yihan are in the same company. Audience! Case solved! In fact, there are still smart people in their company, and they make the most of it!"
The first bombing point on the spot. The audience and guests alike laughed heartily.
"Many people don't understand why Han Jue jumped ship, in fact, in my opinion, Han Jue is a good person, really. He may have known the curse on his body, so he couldn't bear to ruin the future of his brothers and brothers, and resolutely left the group."
Xiaoguang said that it is almost the same, you can't finish all the black spots in the manuscript, just leave it to other guests.
In the process of listening, everyone will be very interested to see Han Jue's reaction, and to their disappointment, Han Jue's expression is not uncontrollable, and he still looks at the performance with a very natural smile.
Some of the audience who knew Han Jue's scandal were already full of incredulity.
Han Jue has a rough guess in his heart, of course, some of the jokes of the talk show are made up, and there are also exaggerated techniques, and they can't be all believed.
But after analysis, you should also know your predecessor, the starting point of the artist's road is extremely high, but I somehow jumped ship before my debut, and I don't know if it's the current company.
And then it was the star road is not smooth, and the street is very strong.
So far, it's fine, not negative, at most stupid or too ambitious, and then bad luck.
Soon Xiaoguang finished speaking, and the audience gave enthusiastic feedback.
After the host spoke, he introduced the next guest to start the performance.
This one is dressed charmingly, and you can hear that this is a homosexual, and everyone does not encourage or dislike it, but I don't know if the world has normalized this equally.
"As we all know, in addition to being a musician, I am also a teacher, I never scold people, but I can scold Han Jue."
This is another one who came up and ordered Han Jue's headfirst.
Everyone smiled and looked forward to the following.
"When I saw the guest lineup today, especially when I saw Han Jue's name, I really couldn't help but blurt out, grass, where did I offend the boss of our company. I actually mixed up to perform on the same stage with Han Jue? Am I going to quit the entertainment industry next year?
Han Jue has indeed not appeared for a long time, I used to think that he was still a very listened person, so many people on the Internet let him get out of the entertainment industry, he did get out of the entertainment industry, but I think he was too obedient, and finally rolled around and rolled back."
The audience laughed loudly, the word "roll" was a bit prickly, and everyone couldn't help but want to see Han Jue's reaction.
Han Jue actually only smiled slightly.
Seeing that Han Jue didn't even change his movements, he was a little disappointed.
II
This one was waiting for the audience's laughter to stop after speaking, and also looked at Han Jue's reaction, and felt that Han Jue's actually looked at him with a smile like a nobody, it was too contrived, I am afraid that I am actually going to beat someone in my heart, right?
"Han Jue is an artist who is very strict with himself, boring programs with low ratings, he is resolute not to be on it, this is indeed very tough, everyone is also very impressed, so everyone has never seen Han Jue on TV again. Coming to the spit show today, he has completed the workload of this year and next year."
The audience laughed.
Han Jue shook his head and was expressionless.
I think the amount of information in this paragraph is average, and I look forward to more revelations.
"Some people say that teacher Han Jue has no exposure, which is that you see less social news. As an idol artist, Han Jue has always wanted to get rid of the burden of idols and want to transform, and finally transformed from an entertainment channel to a legal channel."
In the laughter of the audience, Han Jue sighed and shook his head.
As soon as this negative news came out, it basically carried the entire acting career.
It's true that netizens are forgetful, but the Internet will help you remember, and it's easy for netizens to remember.
After this one went down, a black man came up.
Although Han Jue was surprised for a while when he saw the black man in the background, he still felt strange to see the black man speaking fluent Mandarin now.
Han Jue found that only he was making a fuss, because the audience's expressions were normal and did not feel contradictory at all.
Black people speak Mandarin very quickly, with a special charm, which can easily make the audience laugh.
"I saw Han Jue just now before the show started, he was very happy backstage, ah, he was very happy to sit there. At that time, I thought, have you never been on a show with such high ratings on the big show? Why are you so naïve and in the mood to laugh? Spit on the big show is to scold you. Now, I came back to my senses, and he knew that if this show was going to spit on all his black spots, then the whole show, he had more shots than the main guest, can people not be happy.
What I don't understand is that Han Jue is deeply disgusted by netizens, why does he come to complain about the big show? In the past, there were not those, full of infamous guests on the show. After the end, there are indeed black passers-by, passers-by turn fans, but this is because netizens misunderstand them. And what about Han Jue, Han Jue, you have a misunderstanding of yourself, ah, Han Jue, you came for nothing today."
The black guest pointed at Han Jue's pitying expression, which caused the audience to laugh.
Han Jue didn't react, but in his heart he was complaining about 'no nutrition, bad reviews'.
The following one, introduced by the host, is a regular guest of this show and a screenwriter of 'Spit Show'. The content of this spit is very much in line with Han Jue's inner expectations of material.
"Speaking of Han Jue, in fact, in addition to the gossip and anecdotes about WIN, Han Jue's hottest is all kinds of negative news. I've hit fans, hit reporters, and after today's episode of the festival, he may finally hit the stars."
This one had a mocking face. The audience also cooperated with the booing.
"Teacher Han Jue, if you are particularly angry today, don't hit me, I'm not a celebrity, you go and hit them (pointing to other guests), you hit me, it's me who is red. That said, I'm looking forward to it." After saying that, he snickered and laughed.
"A lot of the reports on the Internet are nonsense, in the early years, what to say, Han Jue asked himself to pick up fans, but the fans didn't know him and picked up the wrong person, haha. I think this is all nonsense, and we specially interviewed the fans at the time for this matter."
In the midst of laughter, the guest looked up and seemed to be waiting for the interview on the spot.
The audience is also looking forward to it and waiting together.
Nothing happened.
"Ah, I remembered that the fan was reluctant to give an interview and say, 'There is no such business,' and I have to add money to the interview afterwards."
The scene exploded with laughter.
Han Jue looked at his arm, this sturdy, it should be quite cool to hit someone.
"In addition, Han Jue is also a slow-selling book writer, writing memoirs. It seems that Han Jue has fully foreseen that his career as an artist is about to end. That book, I have read it, very true, very emotional, all very good, except for a little bad, just can't sell."
Hearing this, Han Jue thought that this was a windfall.
Having this memoir should be very helpful for me to understand my predecessor.
The next guest was Lin Yihan of the same company.
Through the analysis of her complaints from a little earlier, Han Jue knew that Lin Yihan was a new singer, but there should be a popular program on his body, and he was just brought out to ridicule the ratings.
For this female singer and female variety artist who has become popular this year, the audience is still looking forward to it and gave a lot of applause.
After starting to perform, I grasped the rhythm of speaking well, did not feel like a pretentious stage play, and was very lifelike.
Han Jue silently commented in his heart until he waited for the clip that complained about him.
"I don't have much contact with Mr. Han in the company, so this time we went on the show together, so I found some videos to understand. I found that Teacher Han said that he always offended people because he spoke too straight, saying that he was a science man, which he said on the program he participated in before."
This is the foreshadowing of the paragraph, Lin Yihan looked at the audience with a very puzzled expression when he paused.
"What kind of science man are you, aren't you a trainee? You became a trainee at the age of fifteen, and later participated in the WIN selection at the age of twenty-three, it turns out that the brokerage company taught you mathematics, physics and chemistry? No wonder you hate them, right, no wonder you jumped jobs on the eve of your debut."
The audience is already laughing when they hear the beginning, and this paragraph is very good, but it is not over.
"Science student, as a result, you wrote a book as a science student? A memoir! Are you embarrassed to call yourself a science student? You can write it, I bought it and flipped through it in order to write about him. I bought it at that 2 yuan store, and the loudspeaker shouted at the door of the store. You can't buy two dollars to suffer losses, and you can't buy two dollars to be fooled. Guys, you can buy it! At the time, I thought I had read a local stall literature."
The guests coaxed with the audience, and the audience felt that the spitting king trophy of this spit was none other than Lin Yihan.
Han Jue narrowed his smile imperceptibly and applauded with the audience.
At the same time, he secretly shook his head in his heart, for his predecessor.
The cold-faced man in the audience always paid attention to Han Jue throughout the scene, and if something was slightly wrong, he would definitely rush up.
But Han Jue didn't react at all, which was too abnormal.
The cold-faced man frowned deeply.
With a little doubt, continue to watch the program recording.
The next guest came on the stage, a middle-aged fat man with a thick smile, but he spit very fiercely, especially when he complained to Han Jue.
"Many people have misunderstood Han Jue, saying that he is a person with very low emotional intelligence, we hope that after watching the show, those misunderstandings and prejudices will deepen a little, and fulfill your promise and don't let him appear in the entertainment industry again, okay?
Before the start of the show, the program team had some publicity on Weitte, which artists are coming, let fans look forward to it.
I looked at the comments, and there were a lot of bad comments on Han Jue on the Internet, which is not very terrible, and what is even more terrible is that there are actually two positive reviews, saying that I am looking forward to it.
I want to say, are these two the water army that Han Jue paid for? When I saw him today, I asked him, and Han Jue was very angry, 'You! What are you talking nonsense, where do I have the money to invite the water army, it is all brushed by me with my assistant'."
This middle-aged fat uncle spoke unhurriedly, and his facial expressions were rich and vivid.
"Don't be strange, Han Jue once did such a thing, he once commented on his acting skills anonymously on Weiti, you think, how many shameless people can do such a thing."
Han Jue found that the guests seemed to complain that he seemed to be complaining particularly hard, and after listening to it for so long, he could already hear that the most caustic part of each guest's manuscript was about Han Jue.
This is targeted writing.
Han Jue sighed.
III
This is targeted writing.
And it is the collusion of the guests and the program group.
I just don't know if my agent know.
Han Jue sighed.
The next one on stage is also a regular guest and writer and screenwriter of the show.
"In the forced question and answer network, there is such a question raised five years ago, 'why is Han Jue's exposure less and less', until today, no one can answer this question from netizen."
One sentence burst into laughter, good skills, is a master.
"Han Jue, once a little fresh meat. Hey, I don't want to say more about Xiao Xianrou. I can't afford to provoke Xiao Xianrou, and I can't provoke Xiao Xianrou's fans, but Han Jue can say that he doesn't have many fans anyway, right."
Han Jue actually feels very good, but this program group, treated differently, is too obvious.
"Actually, we knocked on Han Jue's announcement at two o'clock in the middle of the night yesterday, because originally we wanted to invite big-name artists, big-name powerful little fresh meat, W.I.N.4 can't be invited. Why do you say these people are like this? Why are they still waiting for the announcement at two o'clock in the middle of the night?
How angry are you? I wanted to cry after hearing it. Everyone think about it, this hung up the phone, tears, the emperor is not worthy of the heart, how pathetic, how pitiful.
I believe that the phone from the program group rang and was picked up. (hand compared to a microphone, put to the ear)
'Hey, I'm Han Jue's agent, oh, looking for Han Jue, right?'
(Remove your hand, pause for a few seconds, and then put it back to your ear)
'Hey, I'm Han Jue.
'Ah, hello Han Jue, we are inviting you...'
'I'll go! Well! I'll go!'
'This, our show is in the magic capital...'
'Ah, what a coincidence, I am in the magic capital.'
'This, the money for the notification fee...'
'Hey, what money to talk about.. Ah, I'll see it's two o'clock.. it's not early.. it's time for me to go.'
'Uh-huh.' "
The scene was laughing that the guests couldn't say anything.
Let Han Jue stand in the audience's point of view, the effect of this performance is quite good, he actually wants to applaud.
But he can't, although he also dislikes the predecessor in his heart but he did take the place of his predecessor and was offended.
Han Jue looked at the manuscript with the script written on his hand.
Tut.
Han Jue just smiled, leaned on the sofa, and then thought about something.
The next guest came on.
"Before Teacher Huang said that there was a positive review of Han Jue on the Internet, and I also saw it. In fact, Mr. Huang, you didn't look carefully, those netizens are actually fans of other guests, looking forward to Han Jue on the show is looking forward to their idols playing extraordinarily." Over there, Teacher Huang suddenly cooperated.
"There are stages everywhere in the world, but only Han Jue is constantly being bombarded off the stage. I think as long as Han Jue keeps his distance from his fox friends, then there is still a possibility that those friends of his will become human again..."
The recording of the show is coming to an end.
Except for Han Jue and the main guest Lin Qian, who did not appear, everyone else had said.
At present, both the audience and the program team are very satisfied.
The host began to talk about Han Jue's introductory words.
"The next one used to be W.I.N., One of the four little kings of 4, yes, the four kings have always been five. Let's have the fifth Four Heavenly Kings - Han Jue!"
Han Jue let out a sigh, picked up the desk card, and accompanied by the passionate music.
Han Jue walked down steadily.
The audience was nourished by the high-quality jokes in front of them, and expected Han Jue to also say the unexpected spit of hilarity or watch how he whitewashes himself.
However, Han Jue passed the microphone in the middle and only put the manuscript on the stage.
Then he went straight to the location where the main guest Lin Qian was.
The director group in the audience did not know why, the host and guests were stunned on the seats, and the cold-faced man's muscles suddenly tightened, but before he rushed up, he saw that Han Jue just shook Lin Qian's hand very gentlemanly and touched it.
Immediately, he bowed slightly politely and walked back.
Lin Qian looked at Han Jue's back and smiled, not knowing what Han Jue was going to do, but very interested.
A few people who had hung their hearts reassured their hearts.
Whether the audience hated or liked Han Jue, the applause was quite warm at this time.
Han Jue lowered his head slightly, looking at the hand card in his hand, pursing his mouth and biting the skin on his lips, looking like he was pondering something.
Under the medium-long black hair, there is an expression that is difficult to fathom.
Gradually, the applause and cheers of the audience stopped.
Han Jue sighed, this sigh was clearly audible through the microphone, and everyone suddenly had an uneasy feeling.
The director team had a bad hunch, but they did not intend to abort, and the situation was not serious enough to be that point.
The cold-faced man felt that this was the expected reaction, and he was already thinking about how to end up after the accident.
On the stage, Han Jue raised his head.
I glanced at the director team, then at the guests, and finally at the audience, from left to right.
Say to the camera.
"Guess what? I'm not going to read it as it is. Let's take a look at what's on this manuscript."
The audience was quiet, and the audience was not sure if this was a scheduled session.
Looking at the people around with a surprised expression, seeing that the people around me were also surprised, and after exchanging glances with each other and realized that everyone was not sure what the situation was.
On the stage, Han Jue raised his hand to the chest level, bent down slightly, approached the microphone on the stage, and then said contrivedly in a magical translation voice.
"Oh! Old guys, let's see what these great screenwriters wrote on my poor hand card. I bet these passages are as gentle as my next-door neighbor, Aunt Susan, raised a goldfish, and I swear to God. Audiences will absolutely wonder if my screenwriter hasn't read a book, and man, so that you don't get questioned that you haven't read a book, I swear I'll defend your reputation."
Some of the staff who watched the excitement were covered and laughed.
Some viewers seemed to find this a set session, which was very interesting.
The magical tone has already lingered in my mind.
Han Jue on the stage watched the audience recover from the riot, and saw several guests with eyes that seemed to say 'You are dead'.
The director did not call a halt, but silently commanded and continued to shoot.
All these reactions made Han Jue smile even brighter.
Anyway, after this day, I will not be an artist, just make this 'farewell performance' a little more interesting.
"Seriously, I didn't realize what an asshole I was until today, and that's true. They just complained to me that they have been mixed with rotten people, fox friends and uncultured hooligans all these years, but it is really surprising that you people are here at the same time today."
Han Jue looked at the guests and said.
The host saw Han Jue say that he flew before, and his expression froze, but now he sees that Han Jue is still on the track of the performance, and he also thinks it's too interesting, this improvisation is quite okay and it didn't collapse.
At the same time, there was also Lin Qian, the main guest watching the fire from the other side.
"Just kidding, you don't deserve to be my friends yet. I want to ask the planner, where did you find this lineup, I don't even know if this is a big show or a meeting of the neighborhood committee of the street office. Netizens also let me get out of the entertainment industry, seeing these performers on the same stage, haven't I already rolled to the edge of the entertainment industry?"
The audience could no longer tell if this was an accident.
Some of the audience who figured out that it was still recording accident, laughed loudly with excitement to see the excitement.
"It complained one by one. First of all, those two young men still want me to hit you, and they want to be red. Do you think you are as important as black powder?"
This is the response to the guest who said that Han Jue loved to beat people before.
The guest was also in a good mood, and he stood up excitedly to applaud Han Jue.
"Next, your performance blends the joy of finally being on stage with the excitement of being able to speak. When I listened to the host introduce you, he talked about your past difficulties, and I was worried about you and worried that you would be slumped. But honestly, after watching your talk show, I'll give you free advice – keep trying to kill yourself."
"Woooohh!! ~"
The audience covered their faces and covered their chests; they couldn't believe what they heard! Is it so mean! Are you really not afraid of being beaten?!
IV
The guests all looked at Han Jue with wide eyes, and the unnatural face of the named person was almost uncontrollable.
However, Han Jue's complaining continued.
"This lady, just now I heard that the program team was surprised to invite you as a guest. I was actually very surprised, it is not easy for you to take time to the scene in the plastic surgery schedule. Seriously, if you die, remember to cut your face into small pieces in case the bird eats the plastic and causes indigestion, otherwise this is animal cruelty."
This plastic surgery is obvious, everyone does not dare to complain, Han Jue has no worries, such a big groove, do not spit uncomfortable.
"Another one, the target is too big, it's difficult not to notice, it's very worrying that every time he gnaws his fingernails, he has to fry his hands to taste enough."
This is a chubby middle-aged uncle who spit out.
The uncle seemed to show his disdain for Han Jue and began to button his nostrils.
When Han Jue saw it, he said.
"This greasy uncle, I heard that you also smoked powder in addition to fans, I want to sigh here, your nose is the same as Mr. Chen's sphincter, you really dare to stuff anything."
Mr. Chen is a man dressed in charm.
Everyone was stunned for a moment before the laughter exploded in the audience.
Professional stand-up comedians really admire Han Jue, and these live improvisational talk shows are not bad even if they get into the real performance.
"This one, Mr. who very attracted my attention and had a very strange hairstyle, look at this face, his specialty is that he is good at hiding his eyes, because he is worried about being hit by the bullseye by the anti-wolf spray. Everyone remember him and don't give him the opportunity to commit crimes."
This is the little light that returned the fire and spit on Han Jue at the beginning.
"Next, to our Mr. Chen. Mr. Chen, you are a legend, and your humor and funny have reached the realm of legend."
Mr. Chen was clicked just now, and now he is waiting for Han Jue like a great enemy, and it is really unexpected to be praised like this.
When the audience heard this, they also politely applauded.
"Slow down, in fact, I mean legends, similar to the legends of Shennongjia Savage, Loch Ness Monster, and alien spaceships. Mr. Chen's humor is in line with the above legends, that is, we have all heard of them, but no one has really seen them."
The director looked at this boiling scene and really served this on stage.
He looked at the screenwriters of the program group on the side, what are the screenwriters doing? What do you do jumping up and down?
"Next, how good is he about this?"
When everyone thought it was an exclamation, Han Jue added.
"I'm talking about 'how good' in the literal sense, it's an interrogative sentence because when he spoke, I couldn't hear a word clearly."
The audience laughed at this, blaming themselves for mistakenly thinking that Han Jue had begun to praise people, and that one guest was indeed a little inaudible.
The guest who was complained by Han Jue that he couldn't speak clearly stood up and began to say that Han Jue either had a problem with his ears or a sissy with a problem with his brain.
After Han Jue saw the guest standing up, Han Jue looked at the audience with a scrutinizing face and said.
"Did his interpreter get there?"
The atmosphere at the scene was as warm as adding fuel to the fire.
"The next one, just complained that I was very fierce. I have to admit, I really envy him. He has three variety shows to host, has many achievements, and of course, what I envy the most is that he can still walk the street without being recognized."
The complaint is that blacks look similar in the eyes of the countrymen.
The black guest was immediately unconvinced, shouting for fight.
Han Jue heard it, looked at the black guest with amusement, and said.
"Why not have a fight here?"
The black guest said: "Because there are too many yellow people here."
Han Jue sneered, looked at the audience in the audience, and said unhurriedly.
"This friend came forward and explained what is called 'bullying the soft and afraid of the hard', everyone remember, this is the knowledge point, the knowledge point to be tested."
Then knock on the blackboard that doesn't exist around you with your hand.
The audience laughed so much that their faces hurt, and they couldn't help but start clapping vigorously and cheering.
A wonderful hang-up.
Some are convinced that Han Jue is cooperating with the program to act in the script.
People also a little suspect that Han Jue was really improvisational.
However, this kind of reaction ability is definitely not illiterate, and illiterate people can say and write paragraphs.
The spit continues.
"The following one, my colleague, Xiao Han. Xiao Han speaks very slowly, you seem to enjoy this moment. I just want to remind you that years later, when you return to working as a waiter in a fast food restaurant, thinking back to the highlight of your life tonight, you will say; 'I... How hopeful... I...... Then...... Yes...' It's a little more interesting."
Xiao Han recalled working in a fast food restaurant in the paragraph in the complain.
Han Jue is not only a complaint, but also a curse of a secret poke, suggesting that Lin Yihan's star road has failed.
The audience laughed and burst into tears, except for the main guest Lin Qian, Han Jue did not complain, he had already complained for a circle.
Everyone enjoyed this poisonous tongue and caustic spitting.
Before this show was all about cursing people around the corner, such a straight spit they had never seen.
I haven't seen it, so I'm excited and buy it.
Han Jue didn't know how long the time had passed, he felt that there was nothing to complain about, so let's go down.
The main guest will not complain, because she has not complained about Han Jue, and it is not good to take the initiative to attack.
The die-hard fans of some guests in the audience were so conspicuous in the carnival crowd. So, Han Jue continued.
"Hey, those little friends, why are you so serious, you are too sensitive, I don't like sensitive people, and I don't like sensitive children. I'll tell you a story,
'I have a 6-year-old nephew and once I asked him what birthday present he wanted and he said'
'Uncle Han, I want Barbie.'
I told him, 'Fuck you, you little fool.'
Make no mistake, I don't care if he likes to play with dolls, I don't even think he's okay if he wants to wear a dress but I won't buy Barbie for him, Barbie will give little boys unrealistic expectations, what expectations? It just makes them think that it's easy to screw their heads."
Everyone was amused.
"So you see, it's better to have a relaxed atmosphere, don't be a joke policeman, don't worry, I won't spit on you, and other viewers don't think about doing something all day.
When I go down, someone will definitely tell me, 'Han Jue, you're so funny, but the content of this issue after the broadcast, those stupid fans must hate you. Those stupid fans came to see your show and ended up hating you.'
I'll tell him, 'No, stupid fans hate my performances, but smart fans,' "
Han Jue paused when he said this.
"Smart fans, they won't watch my performance, they want to prevent me from being angry with me."
The scene was very joyful, in fact, the performance time for Han Jue had exceeded, but everyone was immersed in Han Jue's special performance.
The director team also calmed down from the initial panic, as if they had harvested an unexpected joy, greedily shooting Han Jue.
"I actually understand that fans are scolding me, even though it's online violence, but I will also understand, after all, my mouth is so poisonous, right? I myself too... Barely an idol, with its own fans, ever. So, I really understand. Once my parents found me smoking and called me over and asked me to smoke a pack of cigarettes at once. A whole pack of cigarettes, smoked in one go. Then it taught me an important lesson."
Han Jue paused and looked at the audience.
"Be loyal to the brand."
This sudden commotion was really caught off guard.
The joke itself is not particularly funny, but after everyone thought that he was discovered by his parents, being asked to smoke a whole package at once was in extreme education, another way to make him quit smoking, and the result was not this purpose.
This kind of 'unexpected' is just a very common point in talk shows.
What's really interesting is that Han Jue combined 'loyal star-chasing behavior to stars' and 'smoking is harmful to health.'
The previous also said to understand this behavior, and the latter was ironic with smoking.
If you don't mock this, the audience really thinks that Han Jue has changed.
In the midst of laughter, Han Jue said thank you to the audience, bowed, and walked back to his seat.
"Boom! ~~"
"Cow B!"
"Awesome!!"
All the audience members gave a standing ovation to Han Jue!
Han Jue did not feel complacent, nor did he panic, only as if he walked off the stage, his face was indifferent, and his steps were steady, as if he had gone down in a circle and returned.
After Han Jue took his seat, the applause continued, and the host simply did not urge, just looked at Han Jue with everyone.
Although Han Jue was only wearing a white shirt and jeans, a very simple match, it made the audience feel that this person was very different from other artists and guests, and his body exuded light, firmly attracting people's attention, and could not be removed.