So, about the episodes im not gonna write, pretend they don't exist in this book's universe, good? Thanks :)
It's already your third day in this town, yesterday was a pretty normal day compared to the first day you were here
Gosh, that day sure was weird...
You could still remember perfectly how Kenny got hit over and over by different things until he died, and how Kyle ripped his head off
It made you flinch just to think about it
You were sure it was all your imagination, but the next day he wasn't there
He probably got ill, yeah, he's definetly going to school today
You kept on convincing yourself he was okay while eating your cereal, looking like a zombie because of the lack of sleep
Your mom entered the kitchen and saw you sitting down, with your eyes almost closed and your hair all messed up
She just stared at you for a few seconds and since she saw you weren't gonna say anything she walked to the front door
—Say, I told you the reason why we moved here right?— She asked looking at the door
—I don't think so— You answered really tired
—Well, it's because I got a job here— Your mother said looking at you
—Oh, that's nice— You said not caring much
—So, im going to be out daily until 5 p.m, I hope you don't mind— She said thinking you were gonna be upset
—Okay, I'll do my best— You said
Your mother then waved at you and exited the house, closing the door
You went to your room, put your pajamas off and put your clothes on
After going back to the kitchen you left the bowl of cereal on the sink and grabbed your backpack, starting to head to school
The roads were empty, no one could be seen walking by
Looking around, the only thing you could notice was the trash left in the floor by some guy
It was really cold, and as the dumbass you were you forgot your coat
—Im still in time to go back and get it...— You said to yourself looking back and stopping to think for a second —No, it's okay I can handle it— You said turning around to continue walking
You started walking faster, and as you looked at your clock you saw that 20 minutes were left until school started
—Hm, guess im really early today— You said walking a bit faster since you wanted to be the first person on the bus stop
Since you were looking at your clock you didn't notice you were about to bump into a sign
—Ouch!— You said as you fell back, landing on your butt
You stayed on the ground touching your head in pain
Your butt didn't hurt at all, but it was as if the pain that should be on your butt went to your head, making the pain 10 times worse than it should be
You felt something wet on your hands, so you took them off your head and looked at them, noticing there was a lot of blood on them
—I didn't even get hit by the sign so hard, what the hell?!— You said looking at them in disbelief
You quickly got your phone at of your pocket, opened the camera and put selfie mode on, which made you able to see your head
Your whole forehead was full of blood, and as you touched your forehead again the pain got bigger, making you clench your teeth
You stayed on the ground for 2 minutes, with your hands on your head complaining on how much it hurted
Then, you noticed something vibrating on your pocket
You put your hand inside your pocket and got your phone out
After turning it on, a notification was visible on the screen
F/N
Yoooooo!! How's it going dude? Hope you're doing good!
You sighed at you saw this, it wasn't the right moment to ask if you were okay...
Y/n
Yep! Im doing good, wbu?
You turned your phone off and kept on walking, with your left hand on your head and your right hand on your pocket, so you would notice the vibration your phone would make if you got another notification
Your phone vibrated again, so you got it out of your pocket and turned it on
F/n
Im doing pretty good! Did you make new friends already?
Y/n
I mean... kind of. I've been talking with some guys, they're pretty nice!
F/n
So you already replaced us? Awww...
Y/n
You know I rather be with you guys than here
You turned your phone off again and put it back in your pocket, just after doing so your phone vibrated again
You got your phone out again and saw he/she/they was/were face calling you
After thinking for a few seconds you decided to anwer
—What?— You answered without stopping to walk
—Dude, you are bleeding!— He said surprised
—Yeah I know— You answered
—How did that happen?— He asked worried
—I bumped into a sign— You said without changing your expresion
He/She/They then started laughing his/her/their ass off
—Im sorry, I can't help it!— He said still laughing
—Go fuck yourself— You said flipping him off
—Okay, Im sorry!— He/She/They apologized
—It's fine I was just kidding, but I have to go now I arrived at the bus stop— You said
—Aight, I'll call you another time, bye!— He said and ended the call
You put your phone back to your pocket and walked to the bus stop, while getting your blood off your face, stopping when you reached the sign
You then saw Kyle and Stan walking to the bus stop with Cartman and...
—KENNY!— You shouted and ran towards him, about to hug him, but we all know y/n's too awkard to do that
—Dude, why are you so happy to see Kenny?— Kyle asked
—Heh, no reason, no reason at all— You said scratching the back of your head while laughing a bit
You were really relieved that it was all your imagination
—Hm, sure... Oh look! There's Sparky!— Stan said pointing at a dog that was on the road
—Who?— Kyle asked
—That's my new dog, Sparky. He followed me to the bus stop— Stan said looking pretty amazed by his new dog
—Wow! Cool!— Kyle answered
—CAN I PET IT PLEASE?— You asked shouting
—Yeah sure, I've never seen anyone so excited to pet a dog— Stan answered
You ran to Sparky and started petting him, so he stayed still where he was
—Good boy, Sparky. Who's my best buddy? Who's your boy? Who's your buddy?— Stan said
—Eh, you're making me sick, dude— Cartman said rolling his eyes
—You're just complaining 'cause no one will ever to talk to you that way— You said with a smirk and went over where he was
—Im not! Plus, I don't want anyone to treat my like that, it's disgusting— He answered with his arms crossed
—That's not disgusting, your face is— You said
—OH SHUT UP YOU BITCH!— Cartman shouted pushing you and all you did was laugh
Stan was now on the ground petting his dog in the head and telling him stuff like "Who's a good boy?" which made Cartman more annoyed
—He's part Doberman and part wolf. He's the toughest dog on the mountain— Stan said without stopping to pet Sparky
—No way. Everybody knows that Sylvester is the toughest dog in South Park!— Cartman told Stan and another dog that was close to you guys made a weird noise
—He's not meaner than Sparky!— Stan said
—Oh yeah? Let's see. Hey, Sylvester!— Cartman called the dog
The dog who's name was Sylvester walked close to you all
—Sparky'll kick his ass— Stan commented pointing at Cartman
—I'll put a dollar on Sylvester— Cartman said putting Stan's finger away and looking at him with a grin
—You're on dude!— Stan said pretty confident Sparky was gonna win
Sylvester started chasing Sparky and they both growled
—That's it, Sparky! Kick his ass!— Stan shouted
Sparky then went behind Sylvester and...
—EW DUDE!— You shouted covering your eyes with your arm
—Huh. He's doing something to his ass. He's not kicking his ass, but he's definetly doing something to his ass— Cartman commented
—Sure thing dude!— You shouted with your eyes still covered
—Sparky! Bad dog!— Stan shouted trying to stop him but not wanting to get near
—Oh my god! I think they're screwing— Kenny said looking at them
—What?!— Stan asked
—Yeah dude, I think your dog is gay— Cartman told him
—What do you mean?— Stan asked not understanding
—That dog is a gay homosexual— Cartman mocked him
—...He's just confused— Stan said defending his dog
—I think the other dog's the one confused— Kyle added
—Sick, shut up dude!— Stan said angry
The two dogs then stopped and Sylvester slinked away
—Stan's dog's a homo. Stan's dog's a homo— Cartman mocked Stan more
The bus came by after Cartman said that and you got in, sitting in the back as the boys followed you and sat besides you
—Im still not happy with being friends with a girl— Cartman said with his arms crossed and eyes closed
—Oh, that's okay! You're actually doing her a favor by not being her friend— Kyle said
—Good one!— You told him poking him with your arm
—Shut up you guys!— Cartman shouted
—SHUT UP BACK THERE!!—Mrs Crabtree shouted
—Yes miss Crabtree!— The boys said in unison
You looked out the window to get a better look of the town and saw all the houses the bus was passing by
Kyle noticed you were looking out
—Do you like the town so far?— He asked
—Not as bad as expected— You said still looking at the window and laughed a bit —I rather being at my old town/city tho—
—That's normal— He said and you looked at him —Wait, what's with your forehead?— He asked
You then touched your forehead and noticed there was blood in it again
—IM BLEEDING AGAIN? Gosh...— You said wiping it off
—How did that happen?— Stan who heard the conversation asked
—You're gonna laugh if I tell you— You said
—I promise we won't— Kyle added
—Yeah sure, I bumped into a sign— You said Kenny, Kyle and Stan bursted out laughing —See? I told you—
—BAHAHA SORRY— Stan apologized while finishing to laugh
—GET OFF THE BUS WE'RE AT SCHOOL!— The driver shouted
The five of you got off the bus and you headed to the inside
—Dude, here!— Kyle told you and you turned around and saw him pointing at an american football field
You walked to the field looking around, it was the first day you had a class outside in your new school
When you arrived at the field you saw the school's chef
—Okay children, I know that you're all extremely excited, nervous and anxious about the homecoming game against Middle Park— The chef told the children
—Who's Middle Park?— Kyle asked
—What's homecoming?— Cartman asked
—But just remember what I taught you. That football is like making love to a reeeeeeally beautiful woman. You can't always score, but when you do, it makes all the trying wortwhile. Now let's start practice— Chef said and the kids headed to the field
You started to head to the field too, following them
—Wait, kid!— He shouted and you turned around
—Me?— You asked
—Yes, you need a helmet!— He said pointing with his left hand at a helmet he had in his right hand
—Oh, right!— You said running to him and he put the helmet on your head
—Alright, there you go!— He said and you started walking back to the field
You stopped when you heard the chef talking to another kid behind you, but you didn't turn around
—Uh, Mr Chef, sir?— The kid said trying to gain his attention
—Yes Pip, what is it?— Chef asked
—Uh, I still don't have a helmet— The kid who's name seemed to be Pip said
You now turned around and saw a kid your age, who had medium length blond hair and had a brown newsboy cap talking to the chef who seemed annoyed by him
—I know Pip, the school can't afford helmets for everybody— Chef said and sighed
—Yes, but couldn't we rotate who doesn't have a helmet every week? Does it always have to be me?— He asked
—Yes Pip, im afraid it does— He answered
—Oh— He said upset
—Sorry son, now get your ass in there!— Chef said and Pip started walking to the field
You kept looking at him and when he walked past you, you touched his shoulder so he would turn around
—Is anything wrong?— He asked after turning around
—Yes, you don't have a helmet— You told him
—Well, I certainly don't, I told Chef but-— He started to say but ypu cut him off
—Yeah, I listened to your conversation— You said with your eyes closed and taking off your helmet
—What are you doing?— He asked
—Here you go— You said putting your helmet on his head
—Oh, no I don't need it, it's okay!— He said starting to take the helmet off
—No, you're gonna keep it. If I listened correctly you have been playing without a helmet for quite a while now, am I right?— You asked putting his hands away from the helmet so he wouldn't take it off
—Well yes, but-— He started to say again but you cut him off
—No but's, you're keeping it, aight?— You said and he nodded —Good, see you around!— You said and ran to the field
As you ran to where the others were you touched your forehead, thinking if you should have really done that
—Great, now im probably gonna get hurt...— You said to yourself
—Y/n! Come here, quickly, the match is about to start!— Kyle shouted
—Coming!— You said and got to where they were
The match started and everything went well, you went to the center to see where the ball was, when you saw someone from the other team with the ball, and you started to chase them
You then felt something from behind you and felt to the ground, landing on your face
Worried about all the damage your head was taking that day so far, you touched your head and noticed you were bleeding again
—I have never bled so much in a day!— You said looking at your hands and taking them back to your head quickly as the pain grew bigger
—Stop the match!— You heard Chef say and all the kids stopped shouting
You stood there, in the ground when you heard footsteps get near you
At this point you were crying, so you tried to calm down, just in case someone was gonna make fun of you
—Are you okay?— Chef said and touched your shoulder
You quickly faced him so he wouldn't be worried
—Yeah, don't worry— You said starting to get up
—You're bleeding! Go to the nurse offfice!— He said worried
—Yeah, that would be nice...— You said heading to the nurse office —Wait, where's the nurse office again?—
—I'll take you!— Kyle shouted and ran to you
You walked in the building with him while touching your head
—Sorry about that— Kyle said without looking at you
—Huh?— You asked not understanding
—I was the one who pushed you, sorry— Kyle said still not looking at you
—Oh, it's okay don't worry— You said, even if you were a bit angry you knew it was an accident
—Okay, we're here— He said and stopped
—Alright, I'll go in— You said opening the door
After getting in, the door automatically closed, making you stop
You were about to say something when you started to hear someone humming
It was a female's voice, and it was both a calming and terrifying voice
You gulped and finally got the courage to say something
—H-hello?— You said, it was pretty obvious that you were scared because of your voice
—Oh, hello there!— A woman who appeared out of nowhere said
She had short, pink hair and was tall. She kind of reminded you of some nurse from some videogame...
—Did I scare you?— She asked
—Not at all!— You lied, relieved she was nice
—Oh, alright then! Sit here— She said pointing at a bed
You went to where she was and jumped on the bed, sitting after doing that
She went away, you didn't know where she was but before you could say anything she was back with bandages
—Take your hair off your face please— She said and you did what she told you
She put some bandages on your head and put her hands on her weist looking at you
—Okay, that's it. Does it hurt?— She asked
—Just a bit, thanks— You said and jumped out of the bed
—No problem!— She said and you got off the nurse office
You looked around, trying to find Kyle, But you didn't see him anywhere
—He probably headed back to the field...— You said to yourself and started to walk to the field
You got to the field and saw Chef talking with two people, you didn't know who they were though
Chef noticed you were there and waved
—Hey! How are you feeling?— He asked
—A bit dizzy, but it isn't bad— You said and sat down on the grass
Chef saw you didn't want to talk much and went back to talking with the other two men
You watched the match for a while and ended up falling asleep
So... Im trying to make the chapters as long as possible. If they're boring, please let me know.
Also, there's probably gonna be 2 chapters per episode, depending on how long the episode is, or how many timeskips I put.