Wrong Number AU
~Aunt May is dead~
~He is lives in an orphanage~
~Civil War/everything after didn't happen~
~Pietro is alive~
~Bad grammar~
《Peter》
Yep it happened again. I got stabbed on my patrol. Ned is not gonna be happy. He said if I got stabbed one more time I'm losing my Star Wars privileges. Guess I'm getting Mj's help.
《Private Messages》
Peter:
Hey Mj?
Can you send a video on how to stitch a stab wound?
I would ask Ned but he said if I get stabbed again I'm losing my Star Wars privileges and that is worse then getting stabbed
Mj
Mj
MJ I AM BLEEDING OUT PLEASE DON'T IGNORE ME
I'M GONNA SPAM YOU TILL YOU ANSWER
MJ
MJ
MJ
MJ
MJ
MJ
MJ
???:
Im not Mj but WTF DO YOU MEAN YOU GOT STABBED AGAIN!?!
Peter:
Oh sorry Mx/Mr/Ms/Mrs my friend gave me the wrong number
But out of curiosity how DO you stitch a stab wound
???:
3 things
1: Ms
2: I'm adopting you
3: GO TO THE HOSPITAL
Peter:
Welp sorry Ms Wrong number but I can't go to the hospital (I do have a first aid kit)but DOES THAT MEAN I NOW HAVE A MOM?!?
???:
Yes I am now your mother but if you can't go to the hospital than here is how to stitch a stab wound
First you need to disinfect the needle and thread
Peter:
Ok did that now what
???:
Next get something to bite down on
Peter:
Why?
???:
Bc the next part is gonna hurt a lot
Peter:
Ok got it
Now what do I do
~25 minutes later~
Peter:
Ok ty I did it and you were right it hurt alot
???:
Yw and I'm always right ребенок паук
Peter:
Meanie I'm not a child I'm 16 and a half
???:
YOU UNDERSTAND RUSSIAN?!?! And yes you are
Peter:
да, мама паук, я знаю русский и я не ребенок
???:
Your right, you are not a child your a cinnamon role and it's official I am now your mother
~??? Changed 'Peter' to 'мой ребенок паук'~
мой ребенок паук:
Fine 2 can play that game
~мой ребенок паук Changed '???' to 'мама паук'~
мама паук:
I'm completely fine with my name ребенок паук
мой ребенок паук:
Dang it
Hey I gtg owners of the orphanage I live at just woke up and I got school in the morning
Bye мама👋
мама паук:
Bye мой ребенок паук
《Natasha》
So he's an orphan and 16. Huh. Maybe I should get Tony to hack him just to make sure....
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End of chapter 1 so how do you like my new story.
And yes it's short I know