Tam: *gag* Nope.
Sophie: Ewwww...... Why do I look so sad anyways?
Dex: No idea. Also, isn't your hair blonde?
Keefe: Yeah. BTW Biana, you can stop glaring at Foster now. Sh's after me, not Tammy.
Biana: Wha- I wasn't glaring- I wasn't-
Fitz: Who said she's after you?? She's not-she's not-
Marella: *rolls eyes* Real smooth, Vackerhair. Real smooth.
Ro: Did you just- How- you- *wipes tear* I'm so proud
Linh: *looks at the picture* Tammy doesn't have smile. The artist got that wrong.
Tam: I can smile, thank you very much. *puts on a smile like this ⬇️*
Keefe: Tammy can you get me a mask like that?
Dex: Watcha going to use it for?
Keefe:For pretending to be paying attention in class when I'm actually staring at Fos- I MEAN FROGS
Fitz: *narrows eyes* Say that again?
Me: GUYS KEEP ON TRACK THIS IS A SOTAM REACT YA KNOW
Biana: Ok guys, let's please the fangirl. Talk about Sotam!
Linh: Let's make a poem about Sotam!
Me: GREAT IDEAAAA
Tam: ......
Me: *2 hours later* Now I present you with 2 versions of the sotam!! Also, Biana and Keefe won't be present because they threw up when they saw the lyrics.
First version:
Sophie: This is a poem about Sotam *gags*
Linh: It's sweet like jam *gags*
Fitz: Yummy like a piece of ham *gags*
Marella: Important like a exam *gags*
Dex: Complicated like a diagram *gags*
Tam : Really pretty like the inside of a clam *gags*
Me: Ok, this is the second and most popular *cough* boring *cough* version!
Sophie: This is a bashing poem about Sotam
Linh: It's gooey and weird like jam
Fitz: Kinda slicky like a piece of ham
Marella: Useless like a exam
Dex: Boring like a diagram
Tam: Really ugly like the outside of a clam
Me: *high fives myself* I'm so proud.
Also me: MEMES
Fitz: Why do I feel like this meme was made by a Sokeefe*gags* shipper....?
Marella: That's not the point.
Tam: I like this meme.
Sophie: Eh, I want a single option.
Tam: I love this seagull. It has the right reactions to everything!
Sophie: I'm sorry to do this but......
Tam: .....Never mind.
Me: This is the part where I have to show you guys the Sotam article wiki, but *shrugs* it doesn't exist. but there is a few moments!
They constantly talk while they are at Exilliam at using his shadow and/or her telepathy.
Sophie: That's called business.
Tam: Yea.
Sophie wonders if the tilt of his head means he's smiling at her.
Linh: *raises eyebrow*
Sophie: NOPE
Sophie really wants Tam to think she is different from the others.
Sophie: Well duh, the twin problem, remember?
Keefe: *closing his mouth* oh-yeah.
Tam winks at and teases her about finding "new ways to almost die".
Marella: You're capable of winking??????????
Tam: Thanks a lot.
Tam starts blinking really hard as Elwin talks about Sophie's injuries.
Tam: I don't think anybody didn't blink.
Sophie: AWWWWW THX GUYS
Keefe and Fitz: hehe
Sophie says " Let's talk about Shade stuff! " and Tam blushes.
Sophie: I still don't understand why you blushed at that.
Tam: UHHHHH NOTHING
Linh makes Sophie and Tam matching tunics. "Dozens of smiley faces surrounded silver glittery letters that said, Happy Shadow Thoughts. And on the back, more glittery letters said, Angry echoes—beware!"
Everybody: LOL I loved that
Linh: *beams*