Muzan :
"Really, who are ya, man?"
"Me? I, The Great Lord Of Demons, am Kibutsuji Muzan."
"Woah, you did not need that much of a dramatic self-introduction, do you?"
".... Shut your mouth up."
"Chill, Muzan. Am i hurting your pride? Please tell me, if so."
"You dare to call me by my name?"
"Yeah, of course. What else do you expect me to call you? Like, Oh, The Great King of Demons, Please forgive me!"
".... Douma."
"Master~?"
"Ugh, just. Just shut your mouth up, Tsugikuni. Be grateful that i'm keeping you alive."
"Master, i request that you don't call her by the name Tsugikuni..."
"....I'll take your opinion into account."
"Anyways, thank you! I'm so GrAtFuL!"
"... Go play with your older brother."
"No, don't come to me, please. I do not wish to talk to you."
"Nah people, i think you're the ones who need to shut up."
"...."
"Right."
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Akaza :
"Hey."
"Hey.
"Hey??"
"Hey!"
"What's the matter, human? Stop nagging me."
"Well.. Why do you always sulk when someone talks to you?"
"They look ugly, just like you. So i don't like talking to them."
"....Okay."
"I-i'll just go.."
"Hey! Don't take it seriously! I was just kidd-"
"No, nevermind."
"You said you're kidding!"
"I didn't."
"You did!"
"I did not!"
"You did, accept it!"
"Alright! Just shut up!"
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