It's 3:30 am over here and I'm updating is this normal
Rolls around in a puddle of hatred and plans vengeance on whoever failed to provide them with internet: Aries, Leo, Scorpio
Distracts themselves with anything:
Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn, Aquarius
Tells themselves to chill out and spend some time away from the internet for once but fails:
Libra, Sagittarius
Accepts their fate and drowns in a pool of blood, sweat and tears:
Cancer, Pisces