*all the bodyguards that in KOTLC gathers at night, sneaking away from their elves for a bit*
Sandor: *In a squeaky voice* LET THE BODYGUARD MEETING BEGIN
*silence*
*some more silence*
Flori: Uhh..... What are we supposed to discuss?
Grizel: Let's discuss the politic problems of the intelligent species! I personally think-
Me: LET'S NOT
*silence*
Me: I mean, let's not.
Woltzer: Then what?
Ro: OOOoooOOooooOOOOOoo I know! SHIPS
Me: WOOHOO GO ROOO
Bo: YEA! GOOO OFF A CLIFFF
Me: No not like that! Discuss couples.
Cadoc: Should be fun!
Nubiti: Yep!
Sandor: *In a squeaky voice* LET THE BODYGUARD MEETING BEGIN
Ro: So, I think Hunkyhair and blondie is the best ship out there.
Opher: HELL YEAH
Cadoc: Darella is the best. I mean, they''re the most sane couple.
Sandor: TBH, I prefer Sotam because he's the one that gives Miss Foster the least danger.
Bo: I agree. Mr.Sencen with Miss Foster means me and Princess Romhilda time.
Nubiti: I like Dexiana, to be honest.
Tabrina: *le gasp* No! Tiana is wayyyyy better.
Timur: Actually, Kam is the best.
Ro: *le gasp* NO FUNKYHAIR DOES NOT GO WELL WITH THAT-THAT-WEIRD SHADY GUY
Bo: For once, we found something to agree on.
Timur: But they have a lot of similarities! They both like their hair, and they-they-
RoBo: HA Cat got your tongue?
Grizel: Opposites attract! Although Fitzphie is the greatest of them all.
Ro: YoU dID nOt JuSt sAY tHAt
Grizel: What? They're the perfect match!
Nubiti: So let's all forget that Fitz dumped Sophie because they weren't a match at all.
Grizel: Shut up, dwarve.
Nubiti: DARELLA FOR THE WIN
Cadoc: WOOOO
Sandor: *squeak* SO! TAM! LESS! DANGER!
Ro: You're no fun.
Sandor: You're useless.
Bo: You did not just say that.
Nubiti: OOOoOoooOooOooOOOooo some RoBo romance?
RoBO: Shut up.
Opher: Alright, raise your hands for RoBo as the best ship!
All the bodyguards except for RoBo: *raises hands*
Calla's Tree: *raises a branch*
The councillors: *raises a hand while sleeping*
Fintan: *raises a hand while sleeping*
Mr. Forkle:*raises a hand while sleeping*
Jolie's ghost: *raises a hand while sleeping*
Fitz: *raises a hand while sleeping*
Linh:*raises a hand while sleeping*
Tam: *raises a hand while sleeping*
Biana: *raises a hand while sleeping*
Dex: *raises a hand while sleeping*
Marella: *raises a hand while sleeping*
Keefe: *raises a hand while sleeping*
Sophie: *raises a hand while sleeping, knocking over two vases and accidentally face palms, and wakes up Iggy with her groan, who knocks over its own cage, which makes her roll over and fall onto the floor, letting a loud oompf, which wakes Verdi wake up, who lets out a big roar, which trips an fire alarm, making Havenfield rain while keeping her arm up the whole time*
The entire fandom: *raises two hands*
Everyone except RoBo: HA
I really liked this chapter, to be honest