"Alright, I'm taking coby out as he is still young and might throw up, I'll give him back I promise." Xander said, grabbing coby by the shoulder and teleportig him away. "Let us start! By the way there's only 4 pictures but one of them is actually wholesome if you don't think of it as a ship."
Everyone looked as if they were going to kill xander. They giggled and stuck out their tongue.
"Ew." Garp spat, sticking out his tongue. Everyone seemed to agree with the marine hero. "Now the worst of them all!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH"Akainu screamed, falling off his seat. He had nearly fainted out of disgust and shock. Luffy looked as if he was going to be sick. " last picture now!"
"They could be seen as a father figure and son if you wanna see it like that, this is quite cute anyway." Robin said, akainu seemed to sigh. "Can we just move on...please?"
"Sure. There's one of these where it's akainu x kizaru x aokiji I think."
"My god..." akainu facepalmmed himself, sighing. Coby teleported into the room, looking as if he saw a ghost. He sat down , next to sengoku, who was sitting in the corner, concealed, finally noticed someone. "Corazon?" He said, peeking out from behind garps shoulders? "Dad?" Corazon responded, both of their eyes getting watery. Everyone looked quite fumbled, "corazon is my adopted son, sorry I didn't inform you about this." Sengoku said. "Yeah yeah reunite later we gotta continue!" Xander yapped.
" forgot to mention all of these pictures have happened, except from kizaru x akainu x aokiji." Akainu and kizaru both went rose red, everyone staring at them. "I mean they are humans, they don't have to be homophobic or straight to be a marine." Doflamingo stated.
"Never thought akainu would be clingy." Garp shrugged. Akainu hid himself with his hat, trying to atleast hide his wedding ring.
"Pft, akainu looks so annoyed." Law chuckled, "atleast he's not attacking him for that." Sengoku said.
"We can all tell yall have deffo fucked." Dragon said, giving a smirk. "Shut the fuck up lizard." Akainu said, with a scorn in his voice. "I have proof they fucked." xander said, putting their hand up from their seat. "Coby, luffy, look away." The two "innocent" babies looked away, not wanting to see anything to do with fucking.
"Ok but that's actually cute and wholesome." Brook said "is what I'd say if I could see, but I have no eyes! Yohohohohoho!" Marco pushed his glasses up, quite wanting to get one with it.
"Ace don't you dare." Sabo warned ace who had a dirty look on his face. "Guess even marines can be hot, even the man who killed me-" sabo slapped his hand on aces mouth, shutting him up. "Don't mind him, ace is a huge simp." Akainu was red ."it's fine." Whitebeard laughed. "GURARARARARARARA!"
"Kizaru looks like a girlboss."nami said, Robin nodded her head.
"He looks like a little lion who knows he did smth wrong" Law laughed at kizaru. "Wanna know what he did wrong?"silence befell everyone. "He gave akainu a hickey that was just visible." Ace was giggling.
"Oh corazon ,you can go say hi to sengoku. " Corazon got up and ran over to the middle of the room, meeting sengoku there, who had already got there before there. "You have a grandson now btw." Corazon whispered to sengoku as they hugged, doffy growled. "Is it that trafalgar law?" He asked, Corazon nodded.
"Now...there are some more ships left. Luffy x smoker, and the asl brothers shipped together." The brothers faces went blank,aswell as smokers. No one answered the question, "guess I'm picking, asl brothers first! Now, just remember that if in any of these they are kissing, it is not incest, this is just a ship that's weird, its not incest." The boys nodded, sighing.
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