take this so i can cry in pain
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Doc: Well, aren't you sugar and spice and everything nice.
Grian: Well, aren't you rudeness and sarcasm and... Uh-...
Doc: No, go on. If you find something that rhymes with "sarcasm" and makes sence, I'll admit we're friends.
Grian: Well, aren't you rudeness and sarcasm, making my heart spasm.
-Grian was hugging Doc from behind while he talked to x-
Doc: So yeah, that's how we became friends.
Xisuma: I- Wha-?
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Scar: Hey, G. If I die, I want you to take care of Jellie for me.
Grian: It's cute how you think death is getting you out of this friendship.
Mumbo: Can we go back to when he said "IF I die"-!?
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Joe: Is that Vodka?
Cleo: Yeah?
Joe: Straight
Cleo: No, bi
Joe: The VODKA, NOT YOU!
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Impulse: Zed, are you high-??
Zedaph: Am I what?
Impulse: High
Zedaph: Hello!
-Tango and Impulse start laughing, leaving Zed confused-
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Tango: Do you think I can fit 10 marshmallows in my mouth at the same time?
Impulse: You're a hazard to society
Zedaph: And a coward, do 20.
-Tango's face lights up, and Impulse is wondering what is wrong with his friends-
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Xisuma: Team ZIT share one braincell. Thankfully it's usually Impulse who has it.
- Impulse peeks around the corner looking at X and Scar-
Impulse: We have a code purple
Xisuma: Oh no, again!?
Scar: What does code purple mean-?
X&Imp: Zed has the braincell.
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Grian: I'm currently running on a week of no sleep, 6 unfished projects, 4 cups of coffee-..
Grian: -and a hug from Scar.
Grian: I'm ready to fight God- -OR BECOME HIM!
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Jimmy: -scream-
Grian: -screams louder to assert dominance-
Pearl: Should we do something-?
Martyn: No, I want to see who wins.
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(*Just told the EVO members about Highschool*)
EVO members: . . .. You two need therapy
EVO!Taurtis: Sounds expensive.
EVO!Grian: Sounds cringe.
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Xisuma: Beef, what are you doing?
Beef: The dishes-
Xisuma: Why Dosen it sounds like someone's getting murdered-?
Beef: This is a bad neighborhood
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Scar: Imagine if someone handed you a box of all the things you've lost over the years!
Pearl: Oh, wow! My childhood innocence! Thanks for finding it!
Grian: My will to live! I haven't seen this in over 10 years!
Mumbo: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Impulse: Mental stability, My old friend!
Scar: ...Could you guys lighten up a little bit?..
( Im with Impulse and Grian bro, which one are you with? )
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Keralis: Do you have any kids?
Xisuma: Biologically, Legally or emotionally-?
Xisuma: There is a difference.
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Kidnapper: I have your son.
Xisuma: Oh, Which one?
Kidnapper: Uhh-...short, wears a red jumper, has parrot wings.
Xisuma: Oh! you have Grian!? Damn, Good luck with that, dude
-Grian sticks his tongue out-
Kidnapper: Yeah, I'm actually calling to ask you to come pick him up-
Xisuma: Nah, He's your problem now.
Grian: Hey, wanna hear about how I got in trouble with this Japanese Mafia when I was in Preschool?
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-Wels was pulling Hels by his hair-
Xisuma: Okay, time for plan G
Doc: Don't you mean plan B?
Xisuma: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Etho: What about plan D?
Xisuma: Plan D was desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Wels -Still pulling Hels hair-: What about plan E then?
Xisuma: I'm hoping not to use it. EX dies in plan E
Hels: I like plan E!
-Wels pull Hels back by his hair and throws him on the ground-
( How dare you say that Hels! -EX EX! stop breaking the fourth wall! -Me Nah! -EX -Chases EX away- Sorry about him keep reading! :D )
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Ren: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our life.
Doc: I wake up at 4AM
Ren: I want to see you at some point, everyday for the rest of our life
-Doc cracks a small smile, and pats Ren on the head behind his ears-
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Bdubs: Hey, G... Can you keep a secret?
Grian: Do you know anything about my life prior to me joining Hermitcraft?
Bdubs: No, I do not. Good point!
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-Ex talking to the group mean while Grian and Doc are cuddling on the ground, with Grian looking pale and sick or just cold- (?)
EX: What does "Take out" mean?
Xisuma: Dating
Scar: Food
Doc: Murder
Grain: (Half Asleep) It can mean all three if you're not a coward...
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Xisuma: "Make a Server" they said...
-Wels trying to fight Hels while Hels is screaming and scared, and Grians cheering on Wels-
Xisuma: "It'll be fun", they said...
-Hels has Wels in a position while Hels is holding Wels arms so he can't fight him, meanwhile grian has a look on his face that looks like he feels bad for the poor admin-
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Grian: それはすべてあなたのせいです! (It's all your fault!)
Jimmy: Yeah, I know...
Martyn: You know Japanese-?
Jimmy: No i just know "it's all your fault" in every language he speaks.
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-Grian was licking his lips- Grian: Scar's Chapstick tastes really good!
Xisuma: You two finally kissed?
Scar: No. He ate it...
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Scar: If i asked you for a cookie, would you give it to me?
-Grains halfway asleep- Grian: Sure
Scar: And if I asked you for a hug? would you give it to me?
Grain: Sure
Scar: What about a kiss? Would you give it to me?
Grain: Sure
Mumbo: Scar, what are you doing-?
Scar: G's half asleep, so I'm asking him some things.
Mumbo: Ooh, I wanna have a go!
Mumbo: Grian, if me and scar were hanging over lava and you had to choose one of us, you'd save me righ-
Grian: No
Scar: Damn...
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-Grians eyes were purple as he was doing a check up on the raft with a concorded scar behind him-
Scar: What are you doing?
-Grains eyes went back to normal when he heard Scar- Grian: Just doing a check up on the raft
Scar: But you finished an hour ago, G-
-Grian looked away-
Scar: Fine! but I'm staying with you!
Grian: Just go home, Scar. It's gonna be really late when I'm done with this.
Scar. No. I'm going to stay right here.
-A few hours later, Scar ended up falling asleep on the ground. Grian noticed and covered him up-
Grian: I told you not to wait for me, you dummy.
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I feel like I'm over working myself but heres a small Scarian Fluff skit!! Based on the last incorrect Quote!
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Grian was down in his basement doing a check up on the Raft, when he heard fireworks going off behind him and turned around to see scar looking at him. Scar had sadness in his eyes from looking at the tired Grian. Grian had really noticeable eye bags and his hair was a mess. Grian yawned as the check book down that he was using for checking up on the raft.
Scars Pov
As I flew down to Grians basement looking for him because no one else could find him. Grian seemed to notice me because he turned around as soon as i landed. He turned around the first thing i noticed was his mess hair. I looked down and see his face, his eyes have really noticeable eye bags. Scar frowned at the smaller hermit as he yawned and put the book down. "Grian, Hon, you should really get some sleep." Grian mumbled something but I couldn't make out what he said. Grian looked at me then walked over to me and layed his head on my chest. I smiled then a few minutes later I heard soft snores coming from the smaller hermit. I picked Grian put biradial style and walked up to his starter base. I open the door then walk down the hall to his room and open the door. I walked over to his bed and layed him down then went to go get ready for bed. after a got done I heard small sobs coming from Grians room. I walk out of the bathroom to see Grian wrapped up in a ball, Crying his eyes out. I walked over to the bed and started to gentle rub in a circle motion on his back. Once Grian had noticed me he clinged on to me and had a death grip on me, after a while Grian had calmed down and started to drift back to sleep. I started hearing soft snores coming from the smaller hermit and i slid us both under the covers. I started playing with his hair which slowly put me to sleep. But, little did i know Grian would be sick the next day.
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well i hope yall enjoyed this my fingers hurt and typed for more than 2 hours now, also im proud of myself i deadlifted 285 all by myself. I was sirprised. my hands are raw now imma go wrap them now. so have fun reading this
Xay out!!
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